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A dude sent us this video he made so sure, why not? That wretched Oil Man from There Will Be Blood is a pretty good vehicle for the downward trajectory of John McCain’s famous Honor: people think he’s become Satan in 2008, while in 2000 everyone liked him for… uh… campaigning on a platform of relentless, preemptive interventionism? He was always an evil cock, and a brooding Jonny Greenwood score should follow him around at all times. [YouTube]
He will DRINK…YOUR…ENSURE!!!
Jim, you ignorant slut.
Do you have a day job or do you only get out at night at interstate rest stops?
Who are you? Keith Olbermann? Or just his man slave?
I’m sorry but Palin going on about “laying pipe” and “drill now” just gets me horny. (Though, if I were with Palin, I confess, I’d be fantasizing about Tina Fey).
Ya know the only difference between Sarah Palin and George W. Bush?
Oh, I think you do…
Lord Helmet: OOOOOOOHHHHH BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNN
Lord Helmet: What of the Promised Land, oh Shiner of Helmets! Is it true all Is it true all Beer is Budwiser and there is no France? Can you really get your fill of gay bondage porn and your mom doesn’t yell at you?
Lord Helmet: HA, you are that dude who e-mailed me today and said, among other things, “His entire candidacy is a fraud. He’s a tool of the far left and a media creation.” About Obama of course! anyway bye.
That’s what I’m talking about, L. Helmet. See what you did just now was the classic, “No, you are.” Try coming at the issue from a tangent. Sometimes subtlety works better than bluntness, especially if all you have to say involves homophobia and awkward positive comparisons.
Olbermann could probably buy you some new undies for the next time you go poopies, but only if you’re nice. See? Come tangentially with your shallow insult.
Gopherit v2.0: WIN
Aww, Lord the Tiger LOVES “the Wonkette”.
Jim Newell: yay Jim! Now he can go back to mopping up the love stains in the video stalls!
Jim Newell: Is it really dead? *pokes with stick*…
Can we all agree that Obama HUSSEIN Osama’s George Soros Financed Feather Filled Leftist Head of a Razor Thin Resume is too inexperienced to be self-made woman “First Dude” like Sarah Palin you libtard losers??
Sorry, I just wanted to see if I could fit all the old standbys into one sentence.
i think the audio desynced
obfuscator: It’s so amusing to watch the Republicans say these things in place of what they’re really thinking. I expect at some point a pressie will corner one of them and they’ll get all defensive and trapped and blurt out “but he’s BLACK!” and they’ll blush and cry and be ostracized by a gleeful media for their obvious stupidity and get fired from their money job and run away to Jimmy the Greek’s private subdivision where they can curse in peace.
Jim Newell: Thanks, Jim.
This election has brought out the absolute worst in this country. To some McCain and Palin can do no wrong even though the evidence says otherwise. This country, founded over 200 years ago only afforded black Americans the right to vote when Obama was 4 years old (1965) That is paramount in understanding what this campaign is faced with.
Roschelle: Hey! Bring the funny!
Well THAT sucked. Through a verrrrry long straw. It sucked.