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Ahh, it’s nice to see America’s Lawyer Class bravely challenging the fascist state’s overreach with a devastating reach-around of its own: “An attorney for U.S. Sen. Larry Craig told a Minnesota appeals court Wednesday that the lawmaker should be able to withdraw his guilty plea to a charge stemming from a gay sex sting arrest because there’s not enough evidence he did anything illegal.” Can you imagine being this attorney for U.S. Sen. Larry Craig? Obviously he knows that his client sucks more cock on any given trip to the airport than a large group of evangelical preachers does on a three-week sojourn to Thailand for “missionary work.” And yet there he is, in court today, trying to overturn a minor GUILTY PLEA for a lame-duck gay clown. [Idaho Statesman]
assfucking! cocksucking! gay sex! wide stance!
These are Wonkette Tags. It honestly makes me proud to be an American, you cunts.
come out of the water closet already…
If Larry Craig had spent five-and-a-half years in a box, none of this ever would’ve happened.
Judge: “How does the defendant plead?”
SuperTuber: “I’m not gay, you’re honor. Really, I’m not. I’ll even have sex with a, a, a, a…”
Judge: “Woman?”
SuperTuber: “Yes, a woman. I’ll have, sob, sex with a woman to prove it.”
Judge: “Don’t you mean your wife?”
SuperTuber: “Her?”
Get off his back, front, dick you scumbags. Don’t you realize pig kisser Sarah Palin is to blame. Mooselini went to many colleges in Idaho, and scared under/over/cocksucking/toetapping/widestancedancer Craig shitless and turned him all queer and stuff. And then he went to Washington to help murder all of America’s horses (was paid $34,000 to put a hold on the bill to ban horse slaughter S.311).
SayItWithWookies:
He’s probably spent 5 1/2 hours in an airport bathroom stall at some point in his life. Doesn’t that count for something?
Anyway, you can put lipstick on a pig, but Larry Craig still wouldn’t let it suck his dick, unless it was a boy pig.
shortsshortsshorts: Yes, but they’re getting sloppy: where’s the Endless Cummer tag? I mean, how am I supposed to separate the wheat from the chaff (or the men from the men, as it were) without good tags? It’s Blogging 101!
I can’t imagine any self-respecting gay man would want to put his penis in that.
His best defense: He thought he was in the matrix, a computer generated dream world which imprisons the mind. And, of course, you’re only allowed to have gay sex in prison.
So what’s this time of year then? Indian Cummer?
hatlesshead: I’m not sure what that means, but it is true that Larry Craig is now the second-most famous graduate of the University of Idaho.
Jim, just wondering if you had a chance to use the facilities at MSP. Personally, I’m Mr. No Funny Business in there nowadays.
econdave: Not sure what “what” but he is a spineless piece of shit who took blood money to kill a bill, trying to ingratiate himself with the head suckers so he can “retire.”
hatlesshead: Oh, and that was also my shameless plug for legislation to ban horse slaughter (oops I did it again).
He kinda looks like a pitbull with lipstick…
facehead: He already used his best defense:
“Guilty, your honor.”
CivicHoliday: Larry Craig is NOT GAY. I demand you retract such a slur against a god-fearin, lipstick wearing womyn wanna-be.
But yeah, I’d hit it with that bitch, but only if he waz wearing a wig. A glowing pink wig
Geez, thank you! It’s about time we got back to classic Republican values - man on boy action. Enough with the pregger teens and white-trash tatoo makeup. More Assfucking!
SayItWithWookies: If LC were inclined to spend 5 1/2 years in a box he wouldn’t have this problem.
What a bunch of fucking hypocrital cretins the republicans are
He’s. So. Ugly.
SayItWithWookies: Cumulatively he may have. A cubicle anyway.
Harvey Birdman: What, the halfway step between stentorian prick and cryptkeeper doesn’t do it for you? Weirdo.
You gotta love Larry Craig… I’m sorry. No, you don’t. I think that was his re-election slogan or something.
I hear he’s having his name legally changed to Senator Spooge Drop