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Here’s a fun “E-Card” for your insane old liberal grandmas in Scranton who, for this week at least, apparently believe that a right-wing anti-abortion war-crazy dingbat apologist for George W. Bush and the Oil Industry is somehow a suitable substitute for, uh, President Hillary Clinton because they both have vaginas. [Mark Lisanti Has This Blog Now]
My dad’s been having panic attacks. He is convinced McCain will win in November. I couldn’t say anything to make him feel better.
/snark on
eh, I got nothin’.
Washington Post: Palin billed AK for 312 nights spent at home
ANCHORAGE, Sept. 8 — Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin has billed taxpayers for 312 nights spent in her own home during her first 19 months in office, charging a “per diem” allowance intended to cover meals and incidental expenses while traveling on state business.
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And so on. But this it would be sexist and anti-religious and anti-POW to write about this, so let’s have 6 more weeks’ discussion of how dangerous the language from Reverend Wright might be for our future.
Twinkle Twinkle Lil Star: I know how he feels. For what it’s worth, I’m thinking of registering Republican just so I can know how it is to win once before I die.
I imagine it feels something like clandestine gay sex, which I will also become familiar with once I become a Republican.
Librul old ladies wouldn’t say “spunk” if they had a mouth full.
God bless the woman in that eighties power suit.
tunamelt: The shoulder pads offset a 7 month pregnancy nicely.
The Wonkettes seem to have crashed someecards.com
Twinkle Twinkle Lil Star: For me, it’s been nightmares, ever since I endured what I could of her “speech” at the RNC. Hell, then I actually told someone, “I would rather keep the VP we have now!” OMG AND I THINK I MEANT IT, TOO
Oh, and that amniotic fluid story? Total crap. It was Rove’s spunk.
rambone: Bramlet Abercrombie: I’ve been having day terrors. Like I’d be watching the news and they would show some career-ruining bullshit (for Barack, anyway) about Palin and the pundits would just kind of laugh and say, “oh, but isn’t she charming?” and I would just start screaming, then curling up into a fetal position, and rocking myself to sleep.
Every day, I tell my Canadian fiance that he has to take me back to Canada with him if McPiggy and Epic P(f)alin win.
Truth be told, I’m just tired of being so scared all the time.
so cold… I feel so cold…
I should be writing Hallmark cards. Those are almost the same words I used in a previous post.
We are doomed.
I really don’t like being reminded that Hillary Clinton has a vagina.
grevillea: Come on, be fair. It wasn’t ALL his.
http://someecards.com/upload/somewhat_topical/index.html?itemsperpage=100
hehehe
Twinkle Twinkle Lil Star: http://electoral-vote.com - calm down and compare the nice electoral number against Kerry ‘04. Also, it is early September. The end.
soothing… the webpage is now the inverse of the previous, hideous,
“choke” advert which threatened all humor with overwhelming pinkness.
We have come full circle.
I am complete.
Kaylub: just try thinking of it as an inescapable vortex of foaming death that will haunt you during your most erotic encounters.
hot cocoa anyone?
They’ll probably like her until her creationist, hard-right rhetoric finally sinks into to their rock-hard skulls. It’s like people are extra stupid or something. Isn’t Palin the kind of woman feminists used to deplore?
And I want with a guy in a trucker hat and flannel shirt who’s saying, “I love the fact that she fires an automatic weapon so much, I’m willing to overlook the fact that she’s robbing me blind.”
For your next faux pas:
http://www.someecards.com/upload/somewhat_topical/sorry_i_said_something_so_gay_it_could.html
Think the Independent vote is now in the Obama column.
They like Biden.
Except for the Bitters region, and Biden may turn many of them toward Obama.
We were never going to get the hard core Fundie vote anyway.
Obama may get the reasonable Xtian Independents and Bitters.
Never the Fundies or the KKK Skinhead vote, him being the muslimmalcolmxanti-christ an’ all.
if palin looked like the lady in the pic i would vote for her, but she looks like a very used snow billy
I think I saw a used snowbilly for sale on Craigslist.
Ha! here’s mine (on Palin’s real womanly agenda).
Smoke Filled Roommate: d’oh, nevermind.
Am I the only one who giggles every time I hear her referred to as “spunky”? Cause it sounds like someone came all over her face. And by “someone” I mean Levi Johnston. Please, let it be true!
Seriously, this is why I left the country and why I’m planning on raising my daughter far, far away from all this shit.
I think what’s needed now is an intervention from a group of ageing British feminists, who can tell the PUMAs just how wonderful it is when your long-awaited female leader turns out to be a right-wing icon.
freppish: Exactly! Palin looks like she was rode hard and put away wet. What IS all this adoration of her looks?
twoseventwo: But she’s a Mommy! Mommies are special and they strive to be SuperMommies like Palin.. They don’t care, they won’t watch the debate when Joey B. rips into her like a bullet in one of her prized caribou. Somebody seriously needs to tell these women she’s from the dark ages and into book banning for fuck’s sake!
(Alas, they won’t care)…
Be of stout heart, but also keep the entry forms for the Foreign Legion handy (viva le Legion!) Actually, ale heart or lager heart are OK, too.
“Sarah Palin: whatta wingnut, but boy does she sure have spunk.”
Drinking heavily has helped treat the symptoms of the Alaska Horrors, but now it’s 4 am and I’m wide awake and just as frightened as ever. So the big networks have decided the Republicans must win, and if anyone beats up on a mommy it’s not going to be them. I have to keep telling myself this is just the honeymoon period and that the public will realize what a nasty customer this lady is….
Will McCain/Palin be the Fourth Reich, or the Fifth Reich? Or, do reichs come in liter bottles now?
in previous lives i lived in a cave and survived a couple of ice ages. this is a piece of cake.
kapish: The Reichscapades
If Walnuts learned to use the intertubes and could send a card to Snowbilly, what would it say?
I’m inclined to think it would be something like ‘I choo-choo-choose you’ And there is a picture of a train on it. Now that’s funny.
God I love someecards.
Twinkle Twinkle Lil Star: I’ll hold you.
Funny. In all my life experience, women generally LOVE to hate other women. But maybe that’s just amongst the lowly rank and file. Palin is clearly an alpha bitch of magnanimous proportions. Bless her heart.
I hate spunky. Especially in the morning.
twoseventwo: As an ageing British feminist, I will do what I can. I left the UK after Thatcher’s first term and I really don’t want to have to leave here because that insane cunt manages to become VP.
Thank you! Holy Jeezus. I am so fricking sick of the nutty bullshit love for this woman.
So sorry to hear…
The best thing I have heard about Palin was from Samantha Bee on The Daily Show.
“Jon, Jon. Of course I’m going to vote for McCain now! Sarah Palin is Hilary’s exact
gynecological twin. Boobies Jon. Boobies. And I don’t like thinking with my big head,
we women vote with our little hoods. Isn’t that right Ladies?”
I’m old. I’m liberal. I’m a lady. Sarah Palin makes me want to vomit.
WFT white wimmins? Are you all going to fuck this election up because you’re afraid Barack will make it legal for black thugs to steal you purses or something? Do you not care because you’re uteruses don’t work anymore? Think about the rest of us why dontcha?
Thanks for the blog link. Lisanti is missed at Defamer.
Calling Sarah Palin “spunky” is a humorous bit of innuendo. She has so many kids and is pregnant so often that you can safely assume that, at any given time, she is indeed full of spunk. In her vagina, you see.
I’m a white woman for Obama. In the tank!
But I did vote for Bush once, because I have a bush.
We pick a black man named Obama for our nominee, and then worry that he might lose. Tell me who the stupid ones are again? I’m confused.
Silly Wonkette. There is no such thing as a “liberal grandma” in SCRANTON. Besides, all the grandmas up there are afraid of teh Internets. They don’t want their husbands downloading teh Pr0n.
Wait, Sarah Palin is a woman? I thought she was a mooseburger creature like Mayor McCheese. I need to start listening more closely.
http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/
liquiddaddy: This is true. Our beautiful Barry is quite the gamble and I had no illusions about that.
TexasCowGirl: Palin is a gamble, too, but the Republicans are playing with loaded dice. And a tilting table. And whatever else casinos use to cheat.
TexasCowGirl: You want to have a hurricane party before we all die? You sound like a gamer.
sanantonerose: Goons who take you to the back room and break your fingers if you try to beat them?
sanantonerose: Maybe you could bring the grenadine and the glasses? I’m up in Alamo Heights where the alligators have two legs.
EVERYBODY RUN!!!! HOMECOMING QUEEN’S GOT A GUN!!!!