Wonkette
- WELL HE’LL ENJOY THAT: Barack Obama’s pathetic attempts to keep upper-middle-aged ladies from drifting to the McCain-Palin camp continue: Barbra Streisand, who is despised by everyone not between 54 and 66 years old and without a vagina, will “perform for” Barry at a fundraiser later this month. HA, you cannot fool us with your fake ploys, Hussein! Until you or Joe Biden gets pregnant with like thirty Down Syndrome babies, you will always be a terrible enemy to women. [Wilshire & Washington]
that’s a big step for Babs!
I think she loves the Clintons even more than Chelsea does
Don’t you mean “Until you GET Joe Biden pregnant [with a village of Mongoloid-Americans]“?
Just what he needs: Streisand headlines.
Why do women hate america?
I hear the McCain/Palin team is going to have a powerhouse doubleheader musical act: Enrico Caruso, followed by Prussian Blue.
If she does a version of “Happy Birthday” al la Marilyn Monroe, I will move to Canada, assuming I don’t spontaneously combust out of acute cringe.
Delicious: Really. When is Jane Fonda going to throw a fund raiser for him?
Did Allah put her up to this? Fuck all…
i believe the old guy and the ice billy are going to get elected and this is exactly what a moran-full country of uneducated peasants deserves.
discuss.
Barry should consider adopting that puppy now. In fact, he should go to swing states like Florida, Ohio and Pennsylvania and adopt all the stray animals. Women go crazy for guys who do that.
All I have to say regarding Gov. Palin is:
Don’t you think she looks tired?
SayItWithWookies: I think McCain is close to getting The Lawrence Welk Orchastra and 11 of the Osmond grandchildren.
I just can’t believe that Barbra Streisand is such a secksist.
Jim, I think the correct counter to baby “Corky” Palin is Biden impregnating Barry, Barry passing it off as his third (mutant mulatto? –> mutato?) child, and then Barry making his daughters rear the hell-beast.
helzapoppn: If only that worked. I think I would sooner vote Saxon that Walnuts. Saxon, at least, had the potential for homoeroticism.
Oh God no, Barry. Please. Fire whomever’s idea that was and move on quickly. DON’T LOOK BACK!
helzapoppn: Hee Hee. Oh, if it were only that easy…
“And there shall come a plague of morons.”
Well Barbra Streisand can just SUCK A BAG OF PENISES because Janet Jackson, Madonna, and Sheryl Crow* are singing at McCain’s next rally!
* = impersonators
Barbra Streisand looks like a drag queen trying to look like Barbra Streisand.
Is this a cunning grab for the Harriet Christian demographic?
grevillea: When I first read your comment, I was all, “Cunting grab! WIN!” But you didn’t say that. If you had, totally “WIN!”
When I was 7 my cousin (13 at the time) jumped into a trash fire to save a magazine that featured Ms. Streisand on the cover and a little light bulb went on in my brain about How Things Worked. It took my mom 25 more years to figure out that he was gay. Someone has to get Hillary’s 40-something gay male demographic on board.
loquaciousmusic: Anyone who would make a cunting grab for dear Harriet is probably not in danger of being elected to anything…
Speaking of terrible enemies to women, I bet this finally secures Andrew Sullivan’s vote, the dirty little vote-tease.
grevillea: Nor erected.
grevillea: Your cease-and-desist letter from the Grunting Cab Co. will be arriving shortly.
Can’t she just sing for him in the confines of her own shower like the rest of us?
With Barbara on his side, Obama has a lock on all those middle-aged gay men. Okay, Obama had a lock on these voters before because there ain’t no way the “greying-girlfriends” are voting for the old man who touched them when they were young, or the pretty bitch who says she’ll pray the gay away. Unfortunately, Obama mistook the term gay swinger-votes for gay swing-voters and assumed that they were still undecided.
What’s wrong with Streisand? Shouldn’t this clinch the over 40 gay male vote?!