Michelle Obama Dances With Ellen On Teevee's 'Ellen' Program
Your pretend Jackie Kennedy girlfriend, Michelle Obama, appeared on daytime teevee today and did what all daytime teevee guests do: dance with that famous lesbian gal, Ellen. Barack Obama has been there, although he kept his muted dance moves within "the safe zone," a politician's best friend. BUT MICHELLE JUST GOES NUTS WITH HER DANCING, and even pulls out some "Vogue," and then we stopped watching because what is this? [ YouTube ]