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McCAIN TRYING TO STEAL WONKETTE’S PAGE VIEWS: As your Wonkette staggers under the heavy load of a trillion people trying to find Sarah Palin pictures online, the evil anti-capitalist McCain Campaign is attempting to steal our precious web traffic with this Google Ad: “Sarah Palin Photos: Get Official Campaign Photos of Governor Sarah Palin Today! JohnMcCain.com/Palin.”
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You know we love you Ken, but if they have more bikini shots up than you, well, brand loyalty only means so much.
So take the money and donate it to Obama. Or better, Ron Paul.
Well, how else is McGrampster going to drive traffic to his site? Of course, unless he adds the search terms “hot” “GILF” and “naked,” I think his success rate ain’t gonna as high as he’s thinkin’.
This being Wonkette, I feel that you should focus on monopolizing the “Sarah Palin nude photos pr0n” pageviews.
Cogito Ergo Bibo: He could have Cindy’s pics from Miss Buffalo Chip published.
Okay Ken Layne, I’m gonna need a bit of an explanation on this one. I am admittedly thick, but I’m not seeing the connection after clicking the link. If you cannot explain, then perhaps you can tell me why I’m so retarded.
Cogito Ergo Bibo: I wonder how much GILF and VPILF have been bid up on Google in the last week.
Err… but that Google search you linked to doesn’t actually return any Wonkette pages. Oooh, I get it, you’re trying to get into the top ten… cunning, Mr Layne, cunning…
Thanks Johnny but I prefer a reliable site for my photos.
When will Walnuts learn people only click on links for pictures spelled Pixxx?
I thought those snowbillyz were teaching him the internet?
“Looking for naked Sarah Palin pics?”
Fucking awesome.
Hey- Booby pics aside, the MSM is now taking horribly sexist shots and the new Beloved VP
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/la-na-earmarks3-2008sep03,0,5932587.story
Meh. She’s not that hot. Face by Sherwin Williams. And I’m betting she’s got a muff like a bag of steel wool.
Sara K. Smith = Hottie
Moose muff snow dwarf = NO
All I know is that when Time Magazine starts reporting the search for naked Palin pics as news, the world is probably coming to an end: http://www.time.com/time/business/article/0,8599,1838041,00.html
And they apparently didn’t find any. Fail.
But does anyone have any pictures of her when she wasn’t as qualified to be VP as she is now?
Poor Walnuts doesn’t understand.
SarahRolling >>>>>>>>> Rickrolling
But only Wonkette provides the unofficial McCain campaign photos.
RuperttheBear: She was attractive til her speech. Her voice grates, and she’s dumb as a bag of mooseburgers.
Caribou Barbie!
Thank you loquaciousmusic.
Of course, on the Republican sites, they blur out the naughty bits.
hopefully the google adwords hits will burn through their funds (click that link, folks!) AND leave enough horny republicans frustrated that it’ll undermine the campaign.
SayItWithWookies: I haven’t seen any baby pics yet come to think of it — of her, not her many babies.
I, too, want to see nude pix of Sarah, or at least as close as possible. I’m guessing she’s got a really cute congeniality.
Also, I’m glad that inline “Choke” post is locked in the second spot there, because I hadn’t heard about that movie yet. I don’t typically look at the margins of your site, even when they’re magentastic. I sorta miss Tussin Girl.
shortsshortsshorts: Look over on the right when you click the link. First Google ad.
slavojzizek: That part I got, I don’t get the Wonkette/McCain connection here.
WAIT A MINUTE: Dream ticket:
Wonkette/McCain ‘08.
illnoise: She’s robotrippin’
Buy all you can, she won’t last. McCain campaign is putting out statement today denying National Enquirer story about Palin affair. Somebody call John Edwards.
Caribou Barbie(TM) comes with the Slutty Co-ed(TM) outfit and all the accessories you see here (Bong not included).
Oh noes. I just put 2 and 2 together. Walnutz is the Ken doll to Palin’s Caribou Barbie.
Did you see that Caribou Barbie attended three colleges in Idaho before she finally got a degree in journalism? Who knew there there three colleges in that state at all?
I want to see a vid of her performing her whistling talent at the Miss Mukluk pageant. I would pay.
You guys ought to run your own competing Google ad…it’s not that expensive, especially when you consider that funny is priceless.
Is this a case of bandwidth theft? Or just a cheap way to tap into the klondike porn market?
That picture of yup-yup in the eighties. I’d hit that like a 1990s lesbian prison sex film. But not contemporary yup-yup. She reminds me of Melfi in the later years of the Sopranos. /puke
What do John McCain and Levi Johnston have in common?
No exit strategy.
What will Palin wear tonight? I’m so excited to see! I’m guessing a PTA button, a giant sparkly flag pin, a miss Congeniality sash, a hunters cap, and a breast pump. Plus some trashy clothes.
whuisit: win!