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SAY IT AIN’T SO JOE: On November 5, America will drop Joe Lieberman down a sewer pipe of radioactive horror snakes. [Washington Post]
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In the good news department, whoever did the color mix made Joe Lieberman look like an Oompa-Loompa on TV.
It’s time to put the big (R) next to your name, Joe! The (I) just doesn’t do it anymore. You can and will come out of your Republican closet. It must feel weird, but just go with it– this is the party of lynchings and antisemitism, but you are a newcomer. They love you in their own condescending way, and you know that. You are freakishly accepted and your love for Israel does not go unnoticed.
The GOP doesn’t want him and his pro-choice ways. Tonight’s miserable speech was the last moment of relevance for Joe. From here out he’s just an answer to a trivia question.
Sorry, make a brief call to the SPCA and you’ll find that snakes are
also included under the “Prevention of Cruelty” banner, exposure
to radiation may sometimes get a pass, but to LIEberman, N.F.W.
Jumping Joe is the last of a soon to be gone breed, a true DINO
(Democrat In Name Only), and when he and Nancy Pelosi are gone
we can only hope that they’re the last of their ilk.
At least until the news breaks that they’ve found another one.
http://boskolives.wordpress.com/2008/04/23/his-name-says-it-all/
“This speech — the fact that he decided to give it as well as its contents — serves as a challenge to Democrats, Lieberman throwing down the gauntlet to his former colleagues. How will they respond?”
I think in some compelling way — like with sarcastically polite applause.
Please tell me the horror snake ceremony will be televised. Hell, I’ll shell out for pay-per-view.
He is a great American.
OK. I need my Palin gossip fix. Like now.
You drunken sons of mothers. Get your ass a hotel room and expect some calls from the Rep’s “leisure committee.”
I know it’s dirty rotten gossip but the Alaskan blogs are reporting that Levi Johnston fathered a son named Connor when he was in the eighth grade.
trophy(forparticipation)wife: URLs please.
This is a question that has bothered me for eight fucking years: where the Hell is this Great Celestial Focus Group that keeps telling us that what Joe Lieberman has is anything like the quality we humans call “charisma?” It’s been almost a decade now, and I still can’t figure out why the Powers That Be keep insisting that we LIKE drinking from this same shit-stained trough over and over again.
Is it something in the tapwater that I forgot to drink? Is there a secret TV carrier wave that can’t penetrate the steel plate in my skull? Is there a glitch in the the CIA mind-control satellite that causes it to skip my house when it makes it’s nightly douche-ray sweep? What is it?! WHAT?!
Someone, ANYONE, who can tell me what this “it” is that Joe Lieberman has, please come over and tell me what what it’s supposed to look like; because every time I get a load of this schmuck, all I can see is that guy who played Willie from the old ALF teevee show.
trophy(forparticipation)wife: K-Fed all the way baby. From his pictures and myspace comments I’d bet he’s a big fan of the Copenhagen. Can’t wait for the pics of him wandering around with his spit cup.
So, this lumpy sack of underwear turdlets gives a speech in front of a bunch of white old shitfucks about how John McCain is the hot shit, or whatever, and pretty much everyone, regardless of party affiliation, hates his goddamn guts, and then, Ah shit I forgot my point…
JOE LIEBERMAN FOR SECRETARY OF SHUT-THE-HELL-UP-YOU-OLD-MAN-NUTBAG-FACE!
This f’in CHOKE ad is killing me. I will never see this movie because of the annoying ad. Even if it comes on HBO at 3:00 AM and I can’t sleep, I will turn on Larry King Live rather than watch it. That’s how much I hate this ad.
Oh, and Lieberman’s a douchebag.
Madeline: It’s 3am. Are you ready for the call? Ok, it’s 3:20 but you know what I mean.
Chuck is King Crimson, and Layne should spare us any further eyeball pain because “a dirty minded satirical psychotic comedy” is simply not going to get legs while we have a general election campaign to watch. Sorry, reality is trumpin fiction here.
When his plane leaves Minnesota air space, I am declaring this a Lieberman-free zone.
Substitute a few words in Joe’s quote, and …
“JFK was a gifted and eloquent young man who could have done great things for our country in the years ahead.”
Joe, you are such an absolutely patronizing smug prick. Yet, I overstep myself in the harshness of my words.
May your children and grandchildren mingle merrily with Palin’s drug-addled trailer park offspring and pick up their idle and useless habits, with a life of dependency on Food Stamps and public assistance not too far ahead.
I wish this with all sincerity.
So, one of those lumpy old bigfeet on PBS, as if I have the ability to tell one from the other, was claiming that Holy Joe just revamped his VP acceptance speech that he didn’t get to give. Which is why it was so much about him and his brave leap across the aisle and into the eternal hellflame that awaits turncoats. (Any Dante fans out there can define what circle of the Inferno awaits his ancient old mediocre Nutmeg State ass.) And this advertisement looks like Purple Jesus Punch puke with chunks of Sam Rockwell in it.
Would he down there for FIVE AND A HALF YEARS ALAN?
SayItWithWookies: How will the Senate Democrats respond? Like the pussies they are - until after election.
In my state way back when, if the majority leader of the statehouse got pissed at you, your staff was reassigned, your office was sealed and your desk and chair moved to the hallway. That’s the way to do it, muthafuckas.
Delicious: It depends on if they cross that magic 60 threshold or not. If they get 60 w/o Joe, he loses EVERYfrikin’ thing.
This couldn’t have happened in 1999? We had radioactive horror snakes and pits back then. Had no one thought to combine them?
http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/
The Johnston’s have picked a name for their forced marriage happily ever after child, BARACK..HOLY CRAP, DID YOU SEE THAT POOR BASTARD SHAKING HANDS WITH MCCAIN TODAY, I MEAN THE KID WAS BACK PEDALING LIKE HE’D SEEN A GHOST!