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SARAH PALIN'S EXTENSIVE MILITARY EXPERIENCE: From a McCain statement about Sarah Palin: "As the head of Alaska's National Guard and as the mother of a soldier herself, Gov. Palin understands what it takes to lead our nation and she understands the importance of supporting our troops." And under Palin's leadership, the Alaskan National Guard has pummeled northeastern Russia (our new Death Enemy) with some NUCLEAR WARBOMBS FROM SPACE, so we're all set. [AP ]