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MUST EAT PILLS.EVERYBODY HATES THE McCAINS: Ha ha, Cindy McCain’s sister tells US Magazine, “I’m voting for Barack Obama.” [US Magazine]


3:08 AM on Fri August 29 2008
By Ken Layne
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  1. InsidiousTuna says at 3:15 am, August 29th, 2008

    Ha ha, fuckin’ McCains.

  2. Advocatus_Diaboli says at 3:19 am, August 29th, 2008

    yeah, but she trowels on the makeup like a trollop.

  3. PoliTacky says at 3:34 am, August 29th, 2008

    “I’m voting for Barack Obama.”
    That should be John McCain’s new slogan, it’s what everybody already says whenever he’s not in the room… Why not make it official?

  4. well, if things keep going in the direction they are, mccain might forget which electronical button to press at the voting booth. but never fear, his mutant army of cyborgs will hack into the voting system and make sure mittens is president

  5. Vanity Smurf says at 4:29 am, August 29th, 2008

    McNasty won’t even carry Arizona.

  6. gurukalehuru says at 8:31 am, August 29th, 2008

    Maybe we should tread softly on this one, until Barack buys his brother George a house, or something. Come on, Barry. You’ve got some rich friends. Somebody could set the guy up.

  7. AngryBlakGuy says at 8:32 am, August 29th, 2008

    …how can she vote if she doesn’t exist?!

  8. I’m looking forward to seeing how the GOP tries to repackage McCain as an “everyman”. Let’s see, family connections got him into the Academy, where he didn’t particularly excel. That’s kind of Bush-ian. Dumped his first wife for a rich heiress who, along with her Daddy, funded all of McCain’s campaigns? That’s a bit gigalo-ish, don’t you think?

    Yep, a man of the people, that’s McCain.

  9. AngryBlakGuy says at 8:33 am, August 29th, 2008

    Vanity Smurf: …that would give me wet dreams for a week. Personally I’m hoping for a miracle in Texas!

  10. In that article, Cindy comes off so cold she very well could stop global warming single handed if we give her a chance

  11. Cape Clod says at 9:02 am, August 29th, 2008

    In other startling news, it was reported today that the Koepecknes have failed to vote for Ted Kennedy in every election since 1969.

  12. 4tehlulz says at 9:13 am, August 29th, 2008

    Remember that miniseries “V”? Well, that picture make me wonder when Cindy’s going to tear off that latex mask and reveal the lizard alien that’s trying to steal our water and eat us for dinner.

  13. ProgHead777 says at 9:20 am, August 29th, 2008

    “She’s kinda cool, standoffish”

    In other words, she’s a cunt. Walnuts can add that to the short list of things he was right about.

  14. ProgHead777 says at 9:24 am, August 29th, 2008

    4tehlulz: V? Yeah, it rings a bell…

  15. I have that photo of Marc Singer tearing the mask off the reptile, and if McCain
    wasn’t such a twat (anachronistic term for cunt) I’d donate it to his campaign
    as a hidden camera shot of his honeymoon night with his upgrade wife.
    I wasn’t saving it all these years for the election, I have it because I shot it.
    Jerry w.
    http://www.boskolives.wordpress.com

  16. Haha, embarrassing.

    Advocatus_Diaboli: You mean ‘trowelop’.

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