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WHORING: Is your editor staying in suburban Englewood and claiming to be an Ivy League shortish person looking for a girlfriend on Craigslist? Gawker commenters think so! [Gawker]
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I wonder how many 40-year old bloggers covering the Republican convention will be looking for girlfriends… with penises?
AnnieGetYourFun: “Hi, I’m Peggy. Bend over, boyfriend.”
What guy proclaims having an Ivy League Degree to get laid?
I never heard of the equation Hahvad/Yale/Princeton = Enzight.
ManchuCandidate: Dude, wonks. Wonks who like to fuck girls in glasses. Duh.
Ken~
I know a few sluts in the area. There was no need for this.
ManchuCandidate: I don’t know. I’m the kind of jackass who brags about never going to college at all.
Ken is buff? Jim is buff?
So what is Sara?
Wait, Ken went to an Ivy League school too? Does that make three Ivy League bloggers here? I think I’m going to puke.
Wait and see if the single ladies of Denver end up with vile throat infections which can be traced back to Mojave desert tortoises. Then we can tell if Ken Layne has been putting out for the local slappers.
AnnieGetYourFun: I’m guessing it’s Novak, lying about his age.
Wow. I did not know that “Ken” is a real person. Or one of those “m4w - 40″ preverts. Sick.
jagorev: No! I did not go to any filthy yankee college. I have never even been to New England. As for my young co-editors, I can’t help it if they went to elitist universities.
AnnieGetYourFun:
Really? I went to an alleged Canada City “equivalent” of an Ivy League skule, but never used that to help get me laid with hot nerd girls. I used my “charm”, “wit” and “personality.” Hmmm, must be doing something wrong.
Ken Layne: Still, in order to appeal to “Middle America”, you’ll need to balance out SKS and Newell with some unemployed idiot who went to a shitty school (Columbia). What I’m saying is: Associate Editor Meghan McCain. Think about it.
Ken Layne:
Seriously. I stopped giving a shit three years after I graduated. I only mention it if my date asks if I’m edumakated or where I went to skule and even then I never mention it again.
ManchuCandidate: McGill?
Ken, so this is why you don’t get to blogging ’til mid-dayish.
You are out all night looking for love in all the wrong places.
Delicious:
Nah, we killed McGill (at least when I was there.) Went to Adama (Lorne Green) 1.0’s skule, Queens.
So, Ken, are you going to come clean and admit that it isn’t strep but syphilis?
ManchuCandidate:
And no, I’m not trying to get laid… (Shakes head in shame.)
ManchuCandidate: Personally, when I want to get laid, I go to a bookstore and start browsing near where they keep the US News & World Report. Then, I’ll strike up a conversation and point out my alma mater’s ranking, and hint that I could pull some strings with the admissions committee. Instant panty-remover, if you’re into 17 year old pre-frosh.
Don’t you be calling 5-11 ’shortish’. Looks pretty fucking tall from down here in the Lollypop Guild!
It’s ok, I do it all the time. Oh, wait, I thought you meant Inglewood. Never mind.
ManchuCandidate: Yea…hate to break it to you, but Queen’s hasn’t been doing too well against us Frenchies lately.
5-11 is shortish now? The average American guy is, like, 5-9. 5-10 if you exclude the messicans and chinamen. 5-11 is on the tall side of average height.
I liked this comment:
“flossy at 06:40 PM on 08/27/08
Come on, Ken Layne would have definitely mentioned Truck Nutz.”
Ken, your tombstone will say: “BIG $ALE ON TRUCKNUTZ!!”
Bedtime for Blogger?