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August 26, 2008 - 10:55pm

Nasty dude, but smart! NOVAK IS BACK! After a busy summer of running over a bum and being diagnosed with a brain tumor, Robert Novak quit his regular column gig. But now he’s back with an “occasional” thing saying Vinegar Joe Lieberman would doom the McCain ticket. Don’t listen, Walnuts! Pick Holy Joe! [Bob Novak]

loganmo

For the love of all things holy….pedestrians of NW DC be warned.

McCain/Novak 08!

MargeSimpsonsBlackFriend

Get right with God? Bravo!

SuperRounder

My opinion of tumors is a little lower than it once was.

Lionel Hutz Esq.

Stake through the heart, people. It’s the only way.

Lionel Hutz Esq.

So, since we have had all the analysis of Obama naming Biden, will we get people pointing out that McCain could not name the person that he wanted as VP because conservatives shouted him down?

Jingo

Many may want to agree with Novak’s suggestions regarding Lieberman, but at least he’s making sense. Now don’t get me wrong, I still think he’s an evil guy. But as miraculous as it sounds, the reports may be true that a brain is finally growing out of that tumor he’s always had in his head. Now if only that tumor in his chest would start beating, he may start feeling sorry for the guy he ran over.

Aurelio

Jesus Christ. Novak is the Thing That Wouldn’t Die. He will keep going until he is nothing but an enormous tumor metastisizing his way down K Street.

jerryw

They kept the tumor and threw away the brain.
This should qualify him for a cabinet office if McSpasm gets in.

Jerry w
http://www.boskolives.wordpress.com
mookworthjwilson

Just what the McCain ticket needs! A little Joementum!!!!
HughJennicks

From the Creators Syndicate article:

—-[
Creators Syndicate is pleased to announce that Robert D. Novak will be writing occasional columns. All his groundbreaking election analysis will be available on creators.com. Read it here first.
…
Robert Novak writes Inside Report three times each week.
]—-

So how is writing a scheduled column 3 times “occasional”?
Miller

Holy Joe or Mittens. Is there anyone with more potential joke fodder that Republicans can pick that we haven’t thought of? Besides Foley, Craig, or Vitters. Or Cheney. Or Stevens, or Cunningham. Or, you know what, we’ll just leave it there. They probably could.

http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/
CivicHoliday

Does Roundup make a “Tough Republican Killer” product? My weed spray works well on everything else ugly and hard-to-kill.
Mr. Herpes

Ah, so the tumor just turned out be gas….or just the headache Novie had when thinking about the lawsuit coming from the old pedestrian he’d creamed and how it was going to take his black ‘Vette and maybe ruin his fucking life. My prediction? He’ll claim a divine healing soon, say it is too private to discuss, and resume hating the world.

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