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GET RIGHT WITH GOD

Nasty dude, but smart!NOVAK IS BACK! After a busy summer of running over a bum and being diagnosed with a brain tumor, Robert Novak quit his regular column gig. But now he’s back with an “occasional” thing saying Vinegar Joe Lieberman would doom the McCain ticket. Don’t listen, Walnuts! Pick Holy Joe! [Bob Novak]


10:55 PM on Tue August 26 2008
By Ken Layne
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  1. For the love of all things holy….pedestrians of NW DC be warned.

    McCain/Novak 08!

  2. MargeSimpsonsBlackFriend says at 11:15 pm, August 26th, 2008

    Get right with God? Bravo!

  3. SuperRounder says at 11:24 pm, August 26th, 2008

    My opinion of tumors is a little lower than it once was.

  4. Lionel Hutz Esq. says at 11:48 pm, August 26th, 2008

    Stake through the heart, people. It’s the only way.

  5. Lionel Hutz Esq. says at 11:50 pm, August 26th, 2008

    So, since we have had all the analysis of Obama naming Biden, will we get people pointing out that McCain could not name the person that he wanted as VP because conservatives shouted him down?

  6. Many may want to agree with Novak’s suggestions regarding Lieberman, but at least he’s making sense. Now don’t get me wrong, I still think he’s an evil guy. But as miraculous as it sounds, the reports may be true that a brain is finally growing out of that tumor he’s always had in his head. Now if only that tumor in his chest would start beating, he may start feeling sorry for the guy he ran over.

  7. Aurelio says at 1:00 am, August 27th, 2008

    Jesus Christ. Novak is the Thing That Wouldn’t Die. He will keep going until he is nothing but an enormous tumor metastisizing his way down K Street.

  8. They kept the tumor and threw away the brain.
    This should qualify him for a cabinet office if McSpasm gets in.

    Jerry w
    http://www.boskolives.wordpress.com

  9. mookworthjwilson says at 9:47 am, August 27th, 2008

    Just what the McCain ticket needs! A little Joementum!!!!

  10. HughJennicks says at 10:11 am, August 27th, 2008

    From the Creators Syndicate article:

    —-[
    Creators Syndicate is pleased to announce that Robert D. Novak will be writing occasional columns. All his groundbreaking election analysis will be available on creators.com. Read it here first.
    ...
    Robert Novak writes Inside Report three times each week.
    ]—-

    So how is writing a scheduled column 3 times “occasional”?

  11. Holy Joe or Mittens. Is there anyone with more potential joke fodder that Republicans can pick that we haven’t thought of? Besides Foley, Craig, or Vitters. Or Cheney. Or Stevens, or Cunningham. Or, you know what, we’ll just leave it there. They probably could.

    http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/

  12. CivicHoliday says at 1:17 pm, August 27th, 2008

    Does Roundup make a “Tough Republican Killer” product? My weed spray works well on everything else ugly and hard-to-kill.

  13. Mr. Herpes says at 2:59 pm, August 27th, 2008

    Ah, so the tumor just turned out be gas….or just the headache Novie had when thinking about the lawsuit coming from the old pedestrian he’d creamed and how it was going to take his black ‘Vette and maybe ruin his fucking life. My prediction? He’ll claim a divine healing soon, say it is too private to discuss, and resume hating the world.

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