Wonkette
You may have seen Rudy Giuliani, a stupid fucking idiot, all over the teevee during the Democratic National Convention. Today he visited a TERRORISM EXHIBIT in Denver, one which he probably created in the last year just so he could tour it during the Democratic National Convention. He said that we must Never Regret, or what is it, Never Fret, or Never Forfeit, or FORGET, because “that’s the kind of thinking that got us into the problem into the first place.” Hey man, we’re sure everyone in America hopes that anti-terrorism government officials are doing their best. And we’re also hoping that the mayors of major American cities are protecting their cities from obvious shit like planes flying into buildings. [CBS News]
Hey now. Rudy is the fucking MAN.
Back off, Newell.
Uhhh…Rudy who?
…will someone please lance this walking abscess?!
>> “People forget…this is ongoing,” Giuliani said, referring to a threat of terrorist attacks in the United States and worldwide. “This is a museum about what is happening to us now, the present, and what will be happening to us in the future.”
Nice, Giuliani. Let us never forget what will happen in the future.
Doesn’t he pack that shit up in a trailer that travels with him? Like a twisted carnival of republican single-mindedness?
…oh shit, Rudy is town?! Don’t eat any buffets without sneeze guards. You have been warned!
Joe Biden may be dragging the ticket down to fiery defeat, but he’ll always have my respect just for this smackdown on Rudy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7Y8AFctpjo
Just that little look at the end, like he just saw Rudy riding on the short bus.
Delicious: And plus he’s talking with his mouth full at the same time (a breath mint, I’d suppose). I love to watch him sink his store-teeth into a Republican’s fat little leg.
loquaciousmusic: …. leaving the rest of us all non-fucking men?
Republican battle cry:
NEVER ENLIST! NEVER SURRENDER!
Check out Mister Nine-Eleven’s other visit to Colorado…Loveland, only 52 miles of the Pepsidome:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIy6MAdtOjA
Why does the little rat bag still rate a security detail. The mouth-breathing ex-Mayor nearly ran me over on the Pepsi Center stairwell with his horde of protectors. He was hurrying to get in the darkness of the FOX studio as quick as possible. Maybe all those broad-shouldered suits carried his coffin in. Shit, I hope tax dollars are paying for that goon squad.
Fuckwad shut down my favorite NYC club for his idea of “quality of life”. Little did he know ’bout life or “quality”, adulterer pissant.
Ah, that traveling snake oil salesman in his covered, ‘never forget’ wagon… selling bottles of fear to the old-timers.
ok, i’ll start the insurgent, provisional live-blogging…
Steny has Pelositosis! They just are not teleprompter users!
WonkaBee: Yes. Unless you’re a Republican senator with a penchant for other men. In which case, fuck on!
that was painful, but of course Pauline is just reading her essay
Pauline’s successor is screechy awful. Fear Levittown. Her hands are flapping like nervous bird.
Napolitano looks like she is serving on the same starship as Pelosi last night (only in muave). Paging Bob Mackie to the main stage.
I am checking out of “ladies night” at the DNC. Good luck Hillz. Don’t make me wake up a hater.
wheelie: But it’s OK, of course, to forget the recent studies that say that Dubya’s policies have made us less safe than before and have actually increased the risk of future terrorist attacks.
Why is Rudy dressed like Margaret Hamilton in “State of the Union”??
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/0/01/300px-MargaretHamiltoninTheWizardOfOz.jpg
Ah, yes. This is the man whose speech writer is a MadLib. NOUN VERB 9/11.
Fuck him and his princess wifebitch.
ANGRY BEAR.
Wasn’t Rudy in town to dedicate the Alimony Monument?
How much would we each have to chip in to get rid of the talking ad?
The one that says “roll over” to play, yet goes off by itself sometimes,
especially if you forgot to turn down the volume.
Christ, it’s really a pain in the ass all the way down to the knees.
Jerry w
http://www.boskolives.wordpress.com
I’m sure that the mayors of our nation’s great cities agree that they must protect us from the greatest terrorist threat facing our country: visits from Rudy Giuliani.
In the future, a ‘giuliani’ will be slang for a calamitous mistake. Or maybe a calamitous mistake made while wearing drag. Or maybe a calamitous mistake only a complete loser would make. In drag.
He wishes every city could have a 9/11, so that all citizens may know the internal joy of being Rudy Giuliani.
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