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WHAT HAS BARBARA BOXER DONE TO HER HAIR? Maybe it’s just been a while since we’ve seen her on television. Now she looks like Meredith Viera. Dude down the aisle from us is losing his mind clapping for Barbara Boxer. “Sixty is the new fifty,” the end, thank you California. Onward.
7:14 PM
on Tue August 26 2008
By
Sara K. Smith
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Does she have a gag in her mouth? Cause then she’s Gloria Allred.
I was talking about this yesterday.
She looks amazing.
I want her surgeon.
No way man…Klobuchar is the real hottie.
Oh and from here on out I now have an automatic crush on any Senator named Barb.
N8Ma:
Amy Klobuchar?
I’ll give you she’s a great senator….but if she’s hot, it’s more in “the girl who sits fourth chair in the clarinet section” type hot.
Boxer’s new doo makes up for Big Butch Feinstein’s crew cut and military fatigues.
RuperttheBear: usually you have to convince them to put the gag in
I don’t have time to think about Barbara Boxer’s hair! I’m still wondering about Michelle’s cocktail dress goddammit!
Barb’s lucky that she’s the “junior” Senator. Feinstein was in politics when Harvey Milk was shot for God’s sake. Also, note how empty the hall is. Back in the day, these were speeches at 10 in the morning.
“Meredith Viera”
You can’t stop yourself from dropping all these ivory towered, pointy-headed elitist elite references that force us state school bitters to the wikis, can you Sara Harvard?
So apparently there’s some “convention” going on in, like, Boulder or something. And a Margaret Hamilton impersonator is speaking tonight?
Are you guys watching it?
loquaciousmusic: No, no. You’ve got it all wrong. It’s from a Stephen King book. The forces of good are gathering around a black woman (Michelle) in Denver.
tunamelt: When they see Obama’s junk, they’ll do so willingly. So as not to wake the children. THINK OF THE CHIRREN!
loquaciousmusic: There is a guy now saying, “Conservatives, we will not be conned by those they serve. Ha, ha, he totally pwned the Republicans with that quip. What next? “Republican - it sounds a bit like ‘rape’ and ‘ugly-ton’. Ha ha.”
Oh, also? I have, like, six bottles of WHITE WINE in my elitist wine fridge, and only ONE bottle of red. Have Hillary Clinton supporters been in my house or something?
wheelie: giggle. yeah, that was a terrible pun, but at least the guy was a looker.
ALSO, what time do the cankles start speaking? Because there’s a How Clean Is Your House? rerun on my DVR that I really want to watch.
I think she looks HAWT!!!!
I want to see her in a cage match with DiFi
loquaciousmusic: First, there will be a pantsuit parade followed by a PUMA re-enactment of the DC Credentials Committee meeting with narration by Harold Ickes. Then, a tribute to HRC’s hairstyles over the years and…wait for it…a video. Your choice. DVR or this?
Sara, the clapping guy was her effeminate stylist.
“She’s my MATH-TER-PEETH”
SILF!!
Harold Ickes. Best Named Man Evah.
Barbara Boxer.
A whore when she worked for the Marin County Board of Supervisors.
A whore when she was elected to the House. (I know. I was at the campaign headquarters party.)
A whore today, in the United States Senate.
Some things NEVER change.
The Incomparable Tiny Valdez: Especially since it’s pronounced like “Icky”, tee hee.
Neilist: Well, then, I guess the answer to the question “What has Barbara Boxer done to her hair?” is “Shaved.”
Looks the same to me — just browned and fluffed. I kind of liked her better with the gray though. Made her look like more of a badass in committee.
Neilist: You say that like you know of some politician who isn’t a whore?? Do share!
As a Cali person, I like the Boxer better than that Mukasey-approving skank-ho DiFi…
Man, now that’s a SILF
loquaciousmusic: Hillz isn’t in pantsuit tonight?!
http://www.carrvilleinn.com/images/margaret%20hamilton.jpg
smellyal8r: ka-ching!
For this I would take down my Kathleen Sibelius pin up, posed naked in the grasses and steady winds of the Kansas plains.
Very, very plains.
Neilist: ouch.
Not_So_Much: Do we have a Cali quorum in da house? So far, two for Boxer and two against Butch DiFi….how about Jer Brown 4 Guv again?
If she gets any hotter I’ll suffer a prolapsed prostate. (Memo to self: Order a case of oysters for the Sarah Palin speech at the RNC….. )
Neilist: So are you telling me that the only way to get out of the backwater that is Marin politics you have to be a whore?
Btw, Meredith Viera aside I think that her hairstyle is very flattering.
That picture of Barbara Boxer is from 2006. http://wonkette.com/assets/resources/2006/11/winawards_021.jpg
Sara, you are a little slow to notice things, huh? Just sayin’.
I’d slap her onto the list of “Senator’s I’d Do.” Jim Webb, you just got bumped down a slot.
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