BUT WHERE'S ELIZABETH?  6:54 pm August 26, 2008

by Ken Layne

WHOA DENNIS KUCINICH MAKES EVERYONE CRAZY! You realize that all the speeches are stale bullshit and it’s just a lot of background noise while Chris Matthews talks about his memories. But Dennis Kucinich just killed in here, with a screaming “WAKE UP AMERICA” rant/chant that was quick and nutty. Maybe true, too! [The Swamp]

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N8Ma August 26, 2008 at 6:56 pm

Yes. There you go.

WHY isn’t he President for Life already?!?!?

We need more apeshit!

The Lucky Republican August 26, 2008 at 7:02 pm

Mmmmmm. Did you mention sweet, sweet Liz?

jimh August 26, 2008 at 7:02 pm


johnbpt August 26, 2008 at 7:04 pm

We need more passionate leprechauns in Congress.

Dave J. August 26, 2008 at 7:06 pm

Question: what % of his support is derived from people who admire him for having bagged a hot British redhead 1/2 his age?

N8Ma August 26, 2008 at 7:06 pm

Looking ahead to tonight’s schedule.

In the 8-9pm slot:
Pamella Cash-Roper
Unemployed nurse and lifelong Republican from North Carolina

WTF? “lifelong Republican” with a hyphenated surname???!?! They expect us to believe this?

Neilist August 26, 2008 at 7:09 pm

Oh, snooze.

Like the Democrats as a group, or individual Dwarves like Dennis, will be able to do anything meaningful to save this country from itself, or slow The Inevitable Downfall of Western Civilization.

I only wished I was going to live the additional 40 or so years required to watch The Collapse – Live, On FAUX!

Not_So_Much August 26, 2008 at 7:10 pm

“Where the white women at?!”

Actually, I’m cool with Tiny Dancer bring teh krazy. But only if he keeps the arm candy on display at all times.

chaseychasem August 26, 2008 at 7:10 pm

I want to let him loose in St. Paul with a feathered cap and a magical bow, like the adorably gnomish little Robin Hood that he is.

Jonny Lieberman August 26, 2008 at 7:11 pm

I voted for him in 2004.

Before Hopey…

wheelie August 26, 2008 at 7:13 pm

Dennis gave a terrific rant. Best Demtard free speach so far of the convention.

jerryw August 26, 2008 at 7:16 pm

How many guys can say their wife really likes it when they go up on her?
O.K., raise your hands……..
Jerry w

RuperttheBear August 26, 2008 at 7:17 pm

When they say “bounce,” is it like a Fred Macmurray flubber bounce?

itgetter August 26, 2008 at 7:23 pm

Fabulous cropping job.

kapish August 26, 2008 at 7:29 pm

Dennis said what Obama and Hillary should be saying. And his delivery was great. Go Dennis!

qwerty42 August 26, 2008 at 7:31 pm

good speech.

Godless Liberal * August 26, 2008 at 7:38 pm

And here’s video, for those that missed it:


EnBuenOra August 26, 2008 at 7:39 pm

What? He didn’t say “Wake Up, Sheeple!”

WhatTheHeck August 26, 2008 at 8:03 pm

O.k. The guy gave a rousing speech.
All that cheering was for the red-head, though.

Gopherit v2.0 August 26, 2008 at 8:03 pm

He’s a spritely little hobbit! He reminds me of my friends’ Italian Greyhound.

Very Good speech. Hope to see a few more like it tonight.

regisgoat August 26, 2008 at 8:11 pm

[re=70557]chaseychasem[/re]: Forget Robin Hood, gimme that Maid Marian!

finkystinger August 26, 2008 at 8:39 pm

amen, brother dennis!

Oscar Folsom Cleveland August 26, 2008 at 8:47 pm

[re=70560]Jonny Lieberman[/re]: Me, too. Worked on his campaign. A genuine, right-on human being. With an enormous aura. And somethin’ that caught Miz Liz!

Oscar Folsom Cleveland August 26, 2008 at 8:49 pm

[re=70602]EnBuenOra[/re]: Didn’t have to. As Pogo said, We have met the enemy and they is us.

CivicHoliday August 26, 2008 at 8:54 pm

WAKE UP AMERICA! I love it. Gotta give him props for having the enthusiasm to call it like he sees it and to act on principle, i.e. issuing articles of impeachment. I can’t help but like the guy.

Keram2 August 26, 2008 at 9:04 pm

It’s times like this I wish he wasn’t like 3 feet tall.

randomsausage August 26, 2008 at 9:11 pm

That was gnome-tastic

snig August 26, 2008 at 9:11 pm

[re=70601]Godless Liberal *[/re]: I was gonna put money on you Rickrolling us into a scene from Lord of the Rings, thanks for the legit link.

Godless Liberal * August 26, 2008 at 9:33 pm

[re=70729]snig[/re]: No, if I was going to do that I would link you all to a video on Redtube of midget sex.

grendel August 26, 2008 at 10:14 pm

Damn, that was good… Let’s send him to the Repub convention with a baseball bat

Amoriahs August 26, 2008 at 11:27 pm

[re=70690]Oscar Folsom Cleveland[/re]: Hey Oscar…I worked on DK’s campaign too. Did you do 2004 or 2008?

turboSloth August 27, 2008 at 10:50 am

It’s nice not to hear someone sugar coat things for once, Hopey needs more of this kind of backup.

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