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WHOA DENNIS KUCINICH MAKES EVERYONE CRAZY! You realize that all the speeches are stale bullshit and it’s just a lot of background noise while Chris Matthews talks about his memories. But Dennis Kucinich just killed in here, with a screaming “WAKE UP AMERICA” rant/chant that was quick and nutty. Maybe true, too! [The Swamp]

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  • N8Ma

    Yes. There you go.

    WHY isn’t he President for Life already?!?!?

    We need more apeshit!

  • The Lucky Republican

    Mmmmmm. Did you mention sweet, sweet Liz?

  • jimh


  • johnbpt

    We need more passionate leprechauns in Congress.

  • Dave J.

    Question: what % of his support is derived from people who admire him for having bagged a hot British redhead 1/2 his age?

  • N8Ma

    Looking ahead to tonight’s schedule.

    In the 8-9pm slot:
    Pamella Cash-Roper
    Unemployed nurse and lifelong Republican from North Carolina

    WTF? “lifelong Republican” with a hyphenated surname???!?! They expect us to believe this?

  • Neilist

    Oh, snooze.

    Like the Democrats as a group, or individual Dwarves like Dennis, will be able to do anything meaningful to save this country from itself, or slow The Inevitable Downfall of Western Civilization.

    I only wished I was going to live the additional 40 or so years required to watch The Collapse – Live, On FAUX!

  • Not_So_Much

    “Where the white women at?!”

    Actually, I’m cool with Tiny Dancer bring teh krazy. But only if he keeps the arm candy on display at all times.

  • chaseychasem

    I want to let him loose in St. Paul with a feathered cap and a magical bow, like the adorably gnomish little Robin Hood that he is.

  • Jonny Lieberman

    I voted for him in 2004.

    Before Hopey…

  • wheelie

    Dennis gave a terrific rant. Best Demtard free speach so far of the convention.

  • jerryw

    How many guys can say their wife really likes it when they go up on her?
    O.K., raise your hands……..
    Jerry w

  • RuperttheBear

    When they say “bounce,” is it like a Fred Macmurray flubber bounce?

  • itgetter

    Fabulous cropping job.

  • kapish

    Dennis said what Obama and Hillary should be saying. And his delivery was great. Go Dennis!

  • qwerty42

    good speech.

  • Godless Liberal *

    And here’s video, for those that missed it:


  • EnBuenOra

    What? He didn’t say “Wake Up, Sheeple!”

  • WhatTheHeck

    O.k. The guy gave a rousing speech.
    All that cheering was for the red-head, though.

  • Gopherit v2.0

    He’s a spritely little hobbit! He reminds me of my friends’ Italian Greyhound.

    Very Good speech. Hope to see a few more like it tonight.

  • regisgoat

    [re=70557]chaseychasem[/re]: Forget Robin Hood, gimme that Maid Marian!

  • finkystinger

    amen, brother dennis!

  • Oscar Folsom Cleveland

    [re=70560]Jonny Lieberman[/re]: Me, too. Worked on his campaign. A genuine, right-on human being. With an enormous aura. And somethin’ that caught Miz Liz!

  • Oscar Folsom Cleveland

    [re=70602]EnBuenOra[/re]: Didn’t have to. As Pogo said, We have met the enemy and they is us.

  • CivicHoliday

    WAKE UP AMERICA! I love it. Gotta give him props for having the enthusiasm to call it like he sees it and to act on principle, i.e. issuing articles of impeachment. I can’t help but like the guy.

  • Keram2

    It’s times like this I wish he wasn’t like 3 feet tall.

  • randomsausage

    That was gnome-tastic

  • snig

    [re=70601]Godless Liberal *[/re]: I was gonna put money on you Rickrolling us into a scene from Lord of the Rings, thanks for the legit link.

  • Godless Liberal *

    [re=70729]snig[/re]: No, if I was going to do that I would link you all to a video on Redtube of midget sex.

  • grendel

    Damn, that was good… Let’s send him to the Repub convention with a baseball bat

  • Amoriahs

    [re=70690]Oscar Folsom Cleveland[/re]: Hey Oscar…I worked on DK’s campaign too. Did you do 2004 or 2008?

  • turboSloth

    It’s nice not to hear someone sugar coat things for once, Hopey needs more of this kind of backup.