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BUT WHERE'S ELIZABETH?

WHOA DENNIS KUCINICH MAKES EVERYONE CRAZY! You realize that all the speeches are stale bullshit and it’s just a lot of background noise while Chris Matthews talks about his memories. But Dennis Kucinich just killed in here, with a screaming “WAKE UP AMERICA” rant/chant that was quick and nutty. Maybe true, too! [The Swamp]


6:54 PM on Tue August 26 2008
By Ken Layne
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  1. Yes. There you go.

    WHY isn’t he President for Life already?!?!?

    We need more apeshit!

  2. The Lucky Republican says at 7:02 pm, August 26th, 2008

    Mmmmmm. Did you mention sweet, sweet Liz?

  3. WAKE UP PEOPLE!

  4. johnbpt says at 7:04 pm, August 26th, 2008

    We need more passionate leprechauns in Congress.

  5. Dave J. says at 7:06 pm, August 26th, 2008

    Question: what % of his support is derived from people who admire him for having bagged a hot British redhead 1/2 his age?

  6. Looking ahead to tonight’s schedule.

    In the 8-9pm slot:
    Pamella Cash-Roper
    Unemployed nurse and lifelong Republican from North Carolina

    WTF? “lifelong Republican” with a hyphenated surname???!?! They expect us to believe this?

  7. Neilist says at 7:09 pm, August 26th, 2008

    Oh, snooze.

    Like the Democrats as a group, or individual Dwarves like Dennis, will be able to do anything meaningful to save this country from itself, or slow The Inevitable Downfall of Western Civilization.

    I only wished I was going to live the additional 40 or so years required to watch The Collapse - Live, On FAUX!

  8. Not_So_Much says at 7:10 pm, August 26th, 2008

    “Where the white women at?!”

    Actually, I’m cool with Tiny Dancer bring teh krazy. But only if he keeps the arm candy on display at all times.

  9. chaseychasem says at 7:10 pm, August 26th, 2008

    I want to let him loose in St. Paul with a feathered cap and a magical bow, like the adorably gnomish little Robin Hood that he is.

  10. Jonny Lieberman says at 7:11 pm, August 26th, 2008

    I voted for him in 2004.

    Before Hopey…

  11. wheelie says at 7:13 pm, August 26th, 2008

    Dennis gave a terrific rant. Best Demtard free speach so far of the convention.

  12. How many guys can say their wife really likes it when they go up on her?
    O.K., raise your hands……..
    Jerry w
    http://www.boskolives.wordpress.com

  13. RuperttheBear says at 7:17 pm, August 26th, 2008

    When they say “bounce,” is it like a Fred Macmurray flubber bounce?

  14. itgetter says at 7:23 pm, August 26th, 2008

    Fabulous cropping job.

  15. Dennis said what Obama and Hillary should be saying. And his delivery was great. Go Dennis!

  16. qwerty42 says at 7:31 pm, August 26th, 2008

    good speech.

  17. Godless Liberal * says at 7:38 pm, August 26th, 2008

    And here’s video, for those that missed it:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4EN7ibO1ec

  18. EnBuenOra says at 7:39 pm, August 26th, 2008

    What? He didn’t say “Wake Up, Sheeple!”

  19. WhatTheHeck says at 8:03 pm, August 26th, 2008

    O.k. The guy gave a rousing speech.
    All that cheering was for the red-head, though.

  20. Gopherit v2.0 says at 8:03 pm, August 26th, 2008

    He’s a spritely little hobbit! He reminds me of my friends’ Italian Greyhound.

    Very Good speech. Hope to see a few more like it tonight.

  21. regisgoat says at 8:11 pm, August 26th, 2008

    chaseychasem: Forget Robin Hood, gimme that Maid Marian!

  22. finkystinger says at 8:39 pm, August 26th, 2008

    amen, brother dennis!

  23. Oscar Folsom Cleveland says at 8:47 pm, August 26th, 2008

    Jonny Lieberman: Me, too. Worked on his campaign. A genuine, right-on human being. With an enormous aura. And somethin’ that caught Miz Liz!

  24. Oscar Folsom Cleveland says at 8:49 pm, August 26th, 2008

    EnBuenOra: Didn’t have to. As Pogo said, We have met the enemy and they is us.
    http://www.conspiracytheoristclothing.com/sheep_tv.jpg

  25. CivicHoliday says at 8:54 pm, August 26th, 2008

    WAKE UP AMERICA! I love it. Gotta give him props for having the enthusiasm to call it like he sees it and to act on principle, i.e. issuing articles of impeachment. I can’t help but like the guy.

  26. It’s times like this I wish he wasn’t like 3 feet tall.

  27. randomsausage says at 9:11 pm, August 26th, 2008

    That was gnome-tastic

  28. Godless Liberal *: I was gonna put money on you Rickrolling us into a scene from Lord of the Rings, thanks for the legit link.

  29. Godless Liberal * says at 9:33 pm, August 26th, 2008

    snig: No, if I was going to do that I would link you all to a video on Redtube of midget sex.

  30. Damn, that was good… Let’s send him to the Repub convention with a baseball bat

  31. Amoriahs says at 11:27 pm, August 26th, 2008

    Oscar Folsom Cleveland: Hey Oscar…I worked on DK’s campaign too. Did you do 2004 or 2008?

  32. turboSloth says at 10:50 am, August 27th, 2008

    It’s nice not to hear someone sugar coat things for once, Hopey needs more of this kind of backup.

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