- John McCain used top-secret old man alias (“Eldon Smith”) to build bubbly Jacuzzi accoutrement at Cindy’s desert chateau. [Daily Kos]
- Gloria Allred performs public erotic self-asphyxiation, for the love of Hillary! [Top of the Ticket]
- Congressmen can hang out with their lobbyist friends only if they are fed terrible greasy crab meat on sticks while doing it. [Swampland]
- While Mitt Romney was busy saving the Olympics from itself, Obama was doing absolutely nothing and couldn’t even be bothered to work at a convenience store. [Jonathan Martin]
- McCain’s top foreign policy adviser Randy Scheunemann lobbied to allow suspected terrorists to own guns, so they can kill … each other? [TPM Muckraker]
- Known Muslim Communist Barack Obama would rather resurrect the Berlin Wall, in America, and live with fellow Marxists in a walled-off sex commune than be President.
[RedState]
Meet ‘Eldon Smith’
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Weiner.
ha ha ha
wait a minute… everyone knows only muslims (maybe Indians, too. ah, they’re all the same) run 7-11s.
Is he implying that Barry is a muslim?
Eldon! Talk about elitism! Eldon sounds like an arugula eater to me!
Poor intern Juli, I hope you won’t explode having to crawl all these terrifying Moran pages…
Juli,
Are you on a rollaway in Denver or dodging sniper fire in DC? Either way you are doing a marvelous job. Wait until you are older and these news stories actually hurt.
She’s gagged because Obama’s packing some manmeat. TAKE IT!
I’m sorry you had to read that, Juli.
Look — Eldon Smith spent five and a half years without a jacuzzi — without a 4,000 square foot addition, and without even a measley little cabana. And he didn’t ask to be filthy rich — it just turned out that the hot blonde chick he was fucking while trying to find a way to ditch his crippled wife was an heiress. And Eldon Smith is proud of that service. And also the one to his country. Which is why he goes under an assumed name. Eldon Smith — ready to hide on day one.
Eldon John? But he’s …. gay.
Is the USofA ready for a gay foreign Prezdnt?
Juli maybe if you have spent FIVE AND A HALF YEARS writing your wonkette column you can comment on the WAR HERO PILOT John McCain. (I’m guessing that the torture would be comparable.)
Eldon? I thought he always signed his alias as “Ron Mexico,” like when he’s checking in at hotels to re-enact his POW years with his whore lobbyist mistress.
[re=70582]wheelie[/re]: Speaking of torture, my vision of hell is being forced to spend eternity reading the scintillating back-and-forth(“Well, you’re a lowlife asstard!” “Oh yeah, well I know you are but what am I???”) found in the politico.com comments section. Thanks for that, juli!!!
a walled-off marxist sex commune? does that conflict with the lesbian muslim agenda or is it part of it?
Hail El Don!
[re=70645]serj![/re]: Why IS Politico such a haven for retards, anyway?
Good thing Gloria Allred is on the case, otherwise the issue of Clinton’s failed candidacy would have been completely ignored.
So Obama is supposed to run a corner store like some muzzie? How dare you Mr. Fehrnstrom. How dare you. And now you’re going to tell me Mitt spend FIVE AND A HALF YEARS imprisoned in Salt Lake planning the greatest winter olympics ev’r.
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