Wonkette
- MISSION ACCOMPLISHED: The filthiest, most repugnant and most accurate thing your associate editor has ever written about an American politician makes its way onto the front page of this lovely New York magazine article about Joe Lieberman. [New York]
Now THAT is a quote.
Now THAT is Poetry. Fuck Edgar Allan Poe!
I’m SO prioud! Our little boy has grown up! SNIFF!!!
If that’s the filthiest thing you’ve ever said about him, that photo accompanying the article should inspire you to greater heights. Or depths, as it were.
BwahahAhahAHaAaaa. That’s really cool for you, though. If one has to be quoted, it might as well be an ‘xtreme’ quote. Alas, “ass-fucking” wasn’t in there, but everything else was.
That quote really does sum up the tone and character of wonkette.
Cheers to intergalactic poop smeared semen and what not.
“It’s like two quarter-pound stools of alien space shit crashed into a toxic-waste dumpster in Stamford, Connecticut, fucked, and out came their mutilated, blood-soaked carcass of a baby rat-child, Senator Joseph Lieberman.”
This imagery is begging for an MS Paint artist’s rendition…
It was only a matter of time.
Gopherit v2.0: proud.
ANd I almost fell out of my chair when I read that quote in the context of the article, Jim. Too bad they attributed the quote to a Borg-like Wonkette instead of you personally. You could show it to your parents!
Jim, what a potty mouth you got there.
The quote is like a hammer to a bent nail. Well done.
You sir, are a true vulgarian.
Shame they didn’t pick up on your semi-exclusive scoop about his persistent virginity though.
Crass, shameless and hideous. Give that blogger a pay rise.
Now THAT, my friends, is some serious, mother-fucking political commentary! Chris Matthews and Hard Ball are flaccid in comparison.
“It’s like two quarter-pound stools of alien space shit crashed into a toxic-waste dumpster in Stamford, Connecticut, fucked, and out came their mutilated, blood-soaked carcass of a baby rat-child, Senator Joseph Lieberman.”
Can I get that on a bumper sticker and T-shirt please?
Kudos Jim, kudos. That’s a resume builder.
Wait, I have another…
Do you email your mother with that keyboard?
Brace yourselves!!
Wonkette is about to get A LOT of hits from like-minded “New York” readers.
PrairiePossum: Even better, this needs to be on Lieberman’s wikipedia article.
You’re like the Tony Hawk of Extreme Blogging.
And they didn’t even misquote you. Nice.
Wait till they read the cunt-laced tails of Cindy McCain on this intertube blogweb.
A fabulous quote indeed.
But I still think you went easy on him…
Jim, I am so damn proud of you right now.
I’m impressed that New York magazine is willing to print that in full. Horray for the f-word! Fucks all around!!
AmericanValues: I thought that Jim held back a little tooooo much in that description. Must be because of his elitist Ivy background. T’is a shame that talent can so shackled by background.
Finally, some measure of fact-finding has been restored to journalistic punditry!
I bet the Rude Pundit is SOOOO jealous right now.
If you could find a way to get those words on the teleprompter when Joe is introduced in St. Paul, that would be really cool beans.
Jim, when I grow up, I wanna be just like you. Now if we could just get that quote on the Fox “news” streamer.
Brilliant. Brilliant Brilliant. And for the love of god, Sen. Reid, clip Lieberman’s wings as soon as expedience allows!
Nice, nice, very nice.
In your face, Taibbi!
God bless you, sir. You are truly a great American. The greatest thing is that Holy Joe can’t stand being made fun of.
that quote is priceless, truly deserving of some sort of journalistic recognition, a pulitzer perhaps.
<img src=”http://i517.photobucket.com/albums/u336/chrischafin/1lieberman.jpg”
A newfound power coursing through his veins, Joe Lieberman contemplated how delicious evil tastes at a recent campaign stop with John McCain.
Davidwatts: oh man come on!!!!! REPUBLICAN HTML!!!
“It’s like two quarter-pound stools of alien space shit crashed into a toxic-waste dumpster in Stamford, Connecticut, fucked, and out came their mutilated, blood-soaked carcass of a baby rat-child, Senator Joseph Lieberman.”
Years ago, unfortunately, my friends and I would sit around, having taken acid and anything else that road in the door in someone’s pocket, and try to dream up lines like this…of course we wouldn’t remember them the next morning; but you, YOU remembered this line that you made up. Amazing…