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GOING OUT IN STYLE

  • THEY ACTUALLY DID IT: *clap* *clap* to the Stay Red Kansas blog. Since it seems certain that Evan Bayh won’t get the nod, although who ever knows anything, they actually have made good on their pledge to SHUT THAT SHIT DOWN. That’s just too awesome for words. What a freaking day. The Obama campaign has produced a devastating and total mockery of the entire political media apparatus on this historic Friday. Hot damn, did the Internet wake up with its A-game or what? If it got any funnier we’d just have to bomb it. We’re going to have to bomb it, man. Gotta do it in right now. And in a few years this will be one of those Internet days we remember and just laugh.


11:19 PM on Fri August 22 2008
By Jim Newell
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  1. thwanger says at 11:23 pm, August 22nd, 2008

    EEP!

    http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalpunch/2008/08/us-secret-servi.html

    bon voyage msr “jack reed”? (it’s totally an alias anyway.)

    guarding joe biden… such… fun?

  2. greenbird says at 11:24 pm, August 22nd, 2008

    i’m going back to school. ya’ll too smart for me.

  3. Obama is literally bigger than lemonparty

  4. gjdodger says at 11:33 pm, August 22nd, 2008

    Re: stayredkansas– Now let’s see if we can get Michelle Malkin to bet that she can eat fifty eggs!

  5. SayItWithWookies says at 11:49 pm, August 22nd, 2008

    Bad news — what really happened is that the hamster that powers their server just got raptured. Jesus is coming and the elections are cancelled. It’s gonna be Jesus/Cheney for the thousand years, bitches! America — love it or be cast into the outer darkness, where there is much wailing and gnashing of teeth.

  6. Serolf Divad says at 11:52 pm, August 22nd, 2008

    SayItWithWookies:

    Surely you mean Cheney/Jesus

  7. SayItWithWookies says at 12:06 am, August 23rd, 2008

    Serolf Divad: No — Jesus/Cheney. Mr. Cheney has no personal ambition whatsoever. In fact he promises that after the first thousand years, he won’t seek the office of the president.

  8. Serolf Divad: They had a shoot each other in the face contest, and Jesus was faster on the draw, so He goes first on the ticket.

  9. “The Obama campaign has produced a devastating and total mockery of the entire political media apparatus on this historic Friday.”
    In same way did the chemists Fleischmann and Pons in 1989 when they said that they had produced a tabletop nuclear fusion reaction at the University of Utah.
    Okay, libtard majors, what they produced was only hydrolysis. Heh. Very amusing.
    Never mind. Go back to burning out your frigging neurons with your goddam IPods.

  10. EliteAfroChick says at 12:10 am, August 23rd, 2008

    We did not find results for: [blog.stayredkansas.com].
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  11. BrandonMills says at 12:14 am, August 23rd, 2008

    “And in a few years this will be one of those Internet days we remember and just laugh.”

    A few years? :) I’m laughing now.

  12. sailingthestyx says at 12:23 am, August 23rd, 2008

    S.Luggo: Actually, S.Luggo, in all of my years of watching Presidents (and campaigns for Presidents) come and go, today was weird +7; everyone but Bill Kristol has been proclaimed as the nominee today; and given another day or so even he might have been on the short list…today was pretty weird.

  13. Leopold " says at 1:11 am, August 23rd, 2008

    Oh hamburgers! Now I can never go back to a shitty site that I never went to in the first place.

  14. AngryBlakGuy says at 2:18 am, August 23rd, 2008

    …hehehehe, I think I speak for us all when I say “good riddance”!!!

  15. ok, time to officially shut this motherfucker down.

  16. glamourdammerung says at 3:34 am, August 23rd, 2008

    Well, they kept their word.

    Which is more than can be said for a lot of folks (looks at Hiltards).

  17. Schadenfried says at 3:55 am, August 23rd, 2008

    Wow, conservatives keeping their word. Clearly we’re living in the end times.

  18. Mr-Clark says at 1:32 am, August 24th, 2008

    Jim Newell,

    Yeah, I heard Governor Kathleen Sebelius is now going to vote for Midge. She’s so red with anger at the moment, her last words on the subject were, “No, No, No, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.” I don’t feel sorry for her one damn bit. Good old Karma, gets you every single time.

    Sincerely and respectfully,

    Mr-Clark

  19. bearbait says at 8:47 pm, August 24th, 2008

    Dude! You wrote the word “bomb!” You can’t write the word “bomb” in a blog that also has the words, “airplane”, “nuclear device”, “President”, “Convention”, “Denver”, “Stadium”, “75,000″, “Terrorist”, and “Jihad, Jihad”, in it. That’s just stupid! Now we’re all on all sorts of lists! Better leave extra time to get through the airport next trip…

    Sheez…

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