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OH HI POTUS ‘08 XM LISTENERS: Here is how you send terrible fake Obama veep TXT messages. [POTUS '08]


4:40 PM on Fri August 22 2008
By Ken Layne
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  2. Lionel Hutz Esq. says at 4:47 pm, August 22nd, 2008

    As always, they came for the fake text messages, they will stay for the snark and butt sex.

    Mostly the butt sex, but you get the point.

  3. Darehead says at 4:47 pm, August 22nd, 2008

    What? The links took me nowhere. So may I just say that the secret service are gathering in Waco now, and the clues are all there. The “horse” thread meant it would be a dark horse (figuratively, that is) which is also horse code for “Mr. Edwards.” And the “Nelson” meant Willie, as in, “a person from Texas.” So, I think Chet is the winner….

  4. voidifaltered says at 4:49 pm, August 22nd, 2008

    so far I have gotten or sent the follow fake VP picks

    Hillary (plz jeebus, let that be fake…)
    Justin Timberlake
    Ben Affleck
    BaBa Booey
    “yo momma”

  5. Gregory_of_Nazianzus says at 4:55 pm, August 22nd, 2008

    voidifaltered: In order of increasing likelihood.

  6. Outstando says at 5:00 pm, August 22nd, 2008

    This is so far past the adrenal anticipatory stage. It’s even past the post-adrenaline nausea stage and deep into the hangover. Obama could show up a press conference with Jesus as running mate and we’d all be like ‘Oh, him. Yeah, I thought so.’

  7. POTUS 08 is a pretty neat channel. I listened to it pretty much non-stop at work during the primaries, and I listen to it most of the time still. Sucks that they moved the timeslot for the Slate.com Political Gabfest though, that used to round out my workweek very nicely.

  8. Outstando says at 5:02 pm, August 22nd, 2008

    Outstando: Now turn this fucking water into wine, bitch. It’s Papa’s Friday Time.

  9. Larry Fine says at 5:03 pm, August 22nd, 2008

    voidifaltered: I got Phil Ashio, Ben Dover, Mike Hunt

  10. shortsshortsshorts says at 5:03 pm, August 22nd, 2008

    Anybody else get the text message yet? I am completely dismayed and overjoyed.

  11. Darehead says at 5:04 pm, August 22nd, 2008

    Godot: There you are. We have all been waiting for you.

  12. angryhippopotamus says at 5:16 pm, August 22nd, 2008

    Goddamnit Obama, if you don’t text me in the next half hour, I mean, fuck. just don’t even bother. I’m serious. No really, I am. Just leave me alone. asshole.

    No baby I didn’t mean it. I’m sorry. Call me.

  13. voidifaltered says at 5:20 pm, August 22nd, 2008

    Gregory_of_Nazianzus: actually “my momma” would be a fine pick, on many fronts. But we’d all have to be in bed by 8:30 on a school night.

  14. Mista Eko says at 5:53 pm, August 22nd, 2008

    They just did a brief “blogs showing how to fake text message” on Bloomberg Radio. No name drop though. Tim Kaine was asked about his name showing up and he said something about hackers. Oh Ken, what have you wrought?

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