Wonkette
- MAYBE HE IS GOLFING: “Potential Democratic running mate Gov. Timothy M. Kaine quietly left the governor’s mansion this morning, leaving a gaggle of TV cameras staking out the front door. Kaine’s spokesman said the governor would not return home today but gave no indication of his plans for the day, other than to say it’s a personal day with no scheduled public events.” [Richmond Times-Dispatch]
Hope he stops for a haircut before he lands in Springfield.
Fuck!
He has to get he Leia buns done again. That takes like ten hours, girlfriend.
Or, if he can stave off the digital apocalypse so I can keep my 24 analog TV sets, I might be able to find a spare set of Leia buns lying around.
He chose Major Payne as his running mate? I loved that movie…when I was 10!
Kaine is at eyebrow obedience school today. http://notlarrysabato.typepad.com/
Say it ain’t so.
If Obama picks Tim Kaine, he doesn’t deserve to be president out of sheer stupidity.
this is bad. Barry’s consistent weakness in polls is as to experience. Kaine has none.
NoWireHangers: Godammit, flash fingers! He does look like a mook, dont’ he?
Meanwhile, the Associated Press is reporting that presumed Democratic presidential nominee Sen. Barack Obama is hours away from naming his veep.
I’m waiting by the phone, Barry. I can bowl a 160 — respectable, but not elitist.
Whenever I take a personal day, I want to be at Obama’s side.
“Reporters asked Gov. Kaine about the brown paper bag he was carrying with him, which was said to contain a hamster, KY massage oil, aromatherapy candles, and a natural loufa sponge. The governor only looked at the ground and replied, ‘The things I must do…” before trailing off and continuing his walk to his car.”
Andrea Mitchell is reporting that Biden is gather his family in Delaware. WHERE IS MY MUTHERFUCKING TEXT???
No, I assure you, he is visiting John Edwards love child. Just wait.
Sounds like he is teeing off to be veep. Double-bogey on the first hole as the pick is meh at best.
Maybe he went fishing so he could be alone when Hopey’s text came.
Virginia’s governor would help get the Nascar vote!
Dammit, Barry, do you see what you’ve drive us to? Caring about where Tim Kaine goes during the day! I bet even Tim Kaine’s mom doesn’t care all that much about that.
We are like Britney’s followers, only informed of how obsessively idiotic we are being.
Tooty-fruity! Hoffa Haircut Makes Bitters Hot! Best veep EVAR. (not joking)
“Sources say that after a short phonecall with Obama, Kaine was heard to scream “Fuuuuuuuuuuck” loudly into a pillow, only slightly muffling it. Dogs were kicked, bagels rescinded and he went to get drunk on a golf course.”
http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/
How to tell the difference between the VA legislature in regular session vs. special session called by “I’m such an effective leader” Kaine:
Regular session - nothing gets done.
Special session - nothing gets done, but it costs double.
How anyone on earth thinks that Kaine on the ticket actually gets you votes is beyond me. Hopey/Katherine Harris ‘08! She’s the horsey-est.