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Thieving drug-addict beer heiress Cindy McCain can’t even keep her Third World Orphan Hunting stories straight! Both Cindy and the McCain campaign have repeatedly put out this story about Cindy traveling the world to laugh at poor people but then Mother Teresa said “Adopt these orphans you must,” and then Cindy adopted a couple of orphans, forgetting one on the plane and raising the other as Meghan’s unwanted little sister. But this, too, is a lie, as Cindy McCain has never met Mother Teresa. [Crooks and Liars/AMERICAblog]
McSame says: “Well, dig that old trollop up to do a photoshoot with my cunt wife!”
A long time ago, in the times of the Old Republic(ans)…
“Come back to haunt you, adopting this dark-skinned child will”
“Noooooooo! I can beat that rich prick’s son!”
Yeah, but Cindy was high at the time, and you know what a bitch it can be to tell reality from hallucination when you’re that wacked on the happy pills.
Next thing ya know, Cindy will have to admit she didn’t really adopt the kid, but just bought her on the open market while shopping for freshly harvested human organs for her husand’s medical treament.
Oh, what a tangled web we weave when we’re a cunt wishing to deceive…
Walnuts needs to counsel his wife that if you intend to make shit up, try not to make it to easy to verify that you are making shit up. Cindi just seems to go with the well I was completely fucked up on pain meds so maybe no one will notice that I was a lying piece of shit. Sorry sweetie, it doesn’t work that way.
Dumbass
Cindy must have been on some powerful shit. I got high and saw Arthur Lee once, but never Mother Teresa.
Cunt.
Gotta admire rich Americans who treat adoption of poor, sick, Third World kids with less seriosnes than if they were adopting a new pet.
I wonder which intern will get shit-canned for this.
All those Yugoslavian nuns look a like.
Hey look! Cindy just took her pills.
http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l133/Mr_Sardonicus/jonbenet.gif
Gopherit v2.0: um seriousness.
You know who all these “reporter” types remind me of who are all going around slamming McCain for not telling the “truth”? they remind me of McCain’s sadistic captors in Vietnam who were also slamming McCain trying to get him to tell the “truth.” Cut the man some slack. He was a POW. Categories such as “truth” and “falsehood” don’t apply to him in a conventional sense.
Cynic. If she hallucinated it through a drug induced haze, it still counts as touching.
Canuckledragger: Beautifully put
SuperRounder: Cool. When we finally get to meet, you, me and Capitol Hillbilly will have SO much to talk about.
They’re locking them up today
And throwing away the key
I wonder who it’ll be tomorrow
You or me?
Gopherit v2.0: Hey, I dunno if you pay attention to what Paris Hilton has to go through to get one of those goddamn chihuahuas. I mean, she must be very “convincing” to keep having them handed to her…she burns through, what, like 1 a week?
Americablog also printed this — “Cindy led 55 medical missions to third world and war-torn countries during AVMT’s seven years of existence.” Is that false? Just wondering.
Why does god love Obama?
I don’t think it’s a coincidence that Mother Theresa was Albanian and that the Albanian word for cunt is GOP. (I’m totally serious. You can look it up.)
Funny story actually.
It turns out the kid was begging on the Bangladeshi tarmac and somehow got caught in the wheels of Cindy’s private jet. Turns out it was cheaper just to keep her than to FedEx her back.
This is like the BEST. DAY. EVER.
Keep Hopey Alive!
She had to take the pills to squelch the shame of the Keating Five. The Five and half Keatings, Alan!
Serolf Divad: Bonus similarity: They’re all homosexual - but not towards him.
And yet the biggest lie to issue from Cindy’s lips is one that nobody’s bothered to address, and it’s so recent it was on CNN last night.
“I think I’ve been a good wife and mother and I think that’s what John was looking for… that’s what he saw in me.”
Sorry, Cinder, but John already had “a good wife and mother,” so that’s not what he was “looking for.” What he saw in you, dearest, was something else entirely. And we both know what that was, don’t we?
* Cindy… call me…*
These McCain “scandals” are getting more and more ridiculous.
First it was: McCain was subjected to five and a half years of torture except for ione time that a guard showed a momentary kindness BUT that guard may not have been a christian.
Now it’s: Cindy McCain adopted a small child from Mother Teresa’s orphanage BUT may not have spoken directly with Mother Teresa herself.
Actually, Mother Teresa is somewhere between highly blessed and saint, and just needs a few substantiated miracles to push her over the top. If she came to Cindy in a vision, she might become a saint and win fabulous prizes.
Political Addict: If by lead, you mean,”Funded so that she could have a physician on her payroll to write percocet prescriptions for her,” then yes.
…actually “Mother Theresa” is street slang for pure uncut Afghani black tar heroin! Its gets you SO HIGH that you will pray(like Mother Theresa) that you come down again. So when she says she “met” Mother Theresa what she is really saying is, she went on a week long heroin binge that ended with her being so high that she stole what appeared to be 2 large packet of heroin but turned out to be 2 children wrapped up in blankets. Unfortunately she found this all out AFTER grinding up and shooting up the first child.
Don’t blame Cindy! She just needed something to cuddle!
What the fuck is going on in this country? Mittens’ dad marching with MLK, Hillz’ 147 years of public service, McDementia confusing his own life with a scene from Demetrius and the Gladiators (who knew Ernest Borgnine was Vietnamese?), and now Tipsy the Baroness making shit up about buying kids and getting a sensual massage from Mother Teresa?
Do they think that noone will bother to fact check this bullcrap, or do they know that Americans are so lazy and stupid that they won’t care if you’re lying as long as the lie sounds neat?
Johnny Zhivago: More like something to drop when she was whacked on 20+ percocet a day.
Ooo the McCain’s remind me of Home Alone.
deserters.
“Cindy McCain adopted a small child from Mother Teresa’s orphanage BUT may not have spoken directly with Mother Teresa herself.”
???
I’ve had sex but ‘may not have’ engaged in a three-way with Angelina Jolie and Kirsten Bell.
ANOTHER BREAKING:
So apparently The McCain Camp is apoplectic over today’s Obama Buck Backs (Protect yo neck, Son).
There’s bringing a knife to a gunfight then there’s bringing tear gas to a gunfight… you’re overdoing it.
http://marcambinder.theatlantic.com/archives/2008/08/mccain_prepares_rezko_ad_wrigh.php
So it seems McCain is going to fight back throwing Rezko, Rev. Wright, Ayers and all the fury of a billionty 527s at him. But this is the best part: They’re claiming that the housing attack “attack Cindy. She owns the homes. I thought he said the wives were off-limits.”
Translation: It’s WAR.
So BOMB BOMB BOMB. BOMB BOMB OBAMA. That’s the only way McCain processes these things.
And it’s only mid August. Fuck. I’m exhausted.
edgydrifter: no, they just truly beieve that they’ll get away with it. And all evidence has shown that they can. I mean, if you notice, the Obama “scandals” are the same thing over and over again (resko,…ummm). But McCain nonsense just keeps coming. Nobody bothered to fully vet the guy back in 2000, otherwise this would be old news; instead, it’s just more ludicrous McCock sucking by the MSM.
@ManchuCandidate
She was Albanian, I will fight you.
Sinbad adopted a kid on that trip, too, and didn’t remember nothin’ about Mother Theresa.
Okay, so Mother Teresa thing is a falsehood. A lie. A fabrication.
But it IS true that Cindy came under under sniper fire when she landed in Bosnia to meet with Big Foot.
irisheyes: McAss must be part Chinese, as he’s been getting nothing but Olympics coverage-quality rimjobs from the MSM.
Canmon (the Inadequate): I think the scandal is that she (or the campaign) changed the story to be more fabulous than it already was, and then changed it back when she (or the campaign) got busted. But feel free to continue believing that these things won’t hurt McCain.
Why would “Mother” Teresa have had Bangladeshi orphans to dispose of? She worked in Calcutta, India, no where near Bangladesh. Does McRacist think we won’t know the difference?
S.Luggo: AAAAA! And the sniper fire! How could I forget the mother of all bogosity! You stupid goddamned cow–we have the video of you on the tarmac! That’s it. I’m taking the rest of the day off to drink.
Bangladeshi orphans are the new Chihuaha.
The Real JR Revisted: So, Cindy owns the homes, I mean the “condos”. This must mean:
A. http://www.mappsd.org/Lab-Bedroom.jpg
B. There’s a pre-nup.
C. The half-sister got evicted.
Yes, of course that’s how Cindy explained showing up after a long absence with a dark-skinned little girl. Meeting Mother Teresa was part of the cover, guys! Let’s not do a “Valerie Plame” on Cindy!!
I guess people who live in 10 or 11 glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.
God, when are you people going to calm down. Republicans get to do lots of things in their fantasy lives. Remember when Dutch Reagan said he’d helped liberate a concentration camp during the Good War? Ooops. Maybe he’d just seen a movie. So, Candy McCain dreamed she met Mother Theresa. And she was only wearing her Maidenform bra! But the little dark children loved her, and then she bought all 101 puppies to make a fur coat and …..
You guys are so fucking craven. This is a guy who didn’t adopt any black babies and then lie about it for five and a half years — in prison.
God, when are you people going to calm down. Republicans get to do lots of things in their fantasy lives. Remember when Dutch Reagan said he’d helped liberate a concentration camp during the Good War? Ooops. Maybe he’d just seen a movie. So, Candy McCain dreamed she met Mother Teresa. And she was only wearing her Maidenform bra! But the little dark children loved her, and then she bought all 101 puppies to make a fur coat and …..
This is ridiculous. I mean, Cindy goes through all the trouble of helping a little brown person by bringing her home for her brown people there to raise, then the world gets all made because some other wrinkly brown person didn’t officially bless the whole thing, and yet another brown person winds up in the “White” House. Lou Dobbs was right! Chocolate City is nigh! Get the to the border-fence-ery!
nietzscheprojectile: So, did MT also encourage the vagrants in Tirana to steal the President’s watch?
Perot le fou:
Sez Macedonian (once part of the big Y) on the wiki and we know how accurate it is.
Cape Clod:
Heh. Heh. Heh.
Snig said: “Actually, Mother Teresa …just needs a few substantiated miracles to push her over the top. If she came to Cindy in a vision, she might become a saint and win fabulous prizes.”
This is true. I heard they’re giving away condos.
When Cindy is first lady, we are all going to be tweaking–even during the day. It’s going to be fun.
because adopting a sick child wasn’t a good enough story? it makes total sense, she had to make some shit up to top all the other stories at the weekly cokehead stepford wives club meeting, those bitches always have the best “this one time i got totally high and I_____” stories. i feel for her, really i do.
Canmon (the Inadequate): Hmmm. I think the point is really that McCain lies. About anything and everything. Whenever he feels like it. For any reason or no reason.
By the way, where’s Christopher Hitchens when you need him?
Perot le fou: All Albanians (but not all albinos) carry guns all the time and love to shoot people with them–indiscriminately if necessary but they would rather act out of ethnic hatred and family loyalty.
snig: Mommy Theresa was never better than when interviewed by Lola Heatherton for her 1976 special:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdP2KuQvv2o&feature=related
I am so confused nuns with houses full of baby’s rich white people what those baby’s rich white people doing drugs and thinking they are seeing an hearing saintly nuns telling they to adopted brown baby’s. Sniper fire,percocet,heroin,OH MY…..This is just to much for one man to take. there’s no place like home there’s no place like home…..good nite
You guys are harsh. She adopted the child at Mother Theresa’s orphanage in Bangladesh. I watched her interview on GMA and she never said anything about Mother Theresa at all.
donner_froh: Thank you, I’d forgotten that. God bless Canada for SCTV.
josereyes.theroof: Yep. Right after his wife shot him. Actually, I’ll be going there in October. I can then get to the bottom of this whole messy Mother Theresa baby selling scheme.