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Thank you, God!IT’S A MIRACLE: Ohio Congresswoman Stephanie Tubbs Jones is alive again, after having an aneurysm and then being pronounced dead by John Kerry. She is a superdelegate, for Hillary, and superdelegates live forever. UPDATE: She died at 6:04 p.m. in Cleveland, according to a family statement. [CNN]


3:15 PM on Wed August 20 2008
By Ken Layne
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  1. shortsshortsshorts says at 3:16 pm, August 20th, 2008

    And now Hillary can accept the nomination with grace.

  2. jagorev says at 3:18 pm, August 20th, 2008

    Goddamnit, is there anything that John Kerry won’t screw up?

  3. jinmoom says at 3:18 pm, August 20th, 2008

    It’s a miracle!

  4. Doglessliberal says at 3:20 pm, August 20th, 2008

    I’ve seen this Monty Python sketch.

  5. SayItWithWookies says at 3:22 pm, August 20th, 2008

    Well if Tupac is still putting out albums, I don’t see why Tubbs Jones should let death stop her. Good for you, girl!

  6. Serolf Divad says at 3:27 pm, August 20th, 2008

    Move over Barry, I think we have a new candidate for Jesus.

  7. grendel says at 3:28 pm, August 20th, 2008

    Doglessliberal: She’s pining for the Fjords…

  8. AngryBlakGuy says at 3:29 pm, August 20th, 2008

    …she must have learned a few resurrection spells from Hillz.

  9. MathewBrooks says at 3:31 pm, August 20th, 2008

    She isnt alive she is ‘undead.’

  10. SuperRounder says at 3:34 pm, August 20th, 2008

    Which means Death is owed a black politician. Watch your ass, Keyes.

  11. fishcanoeski says at 3:34 pm, August 20th, 2008

    MathewBrooks: They’re saying she has limited brain function. Its hard to see how there can be any good outcome for her.

  12. John Kerry is just full of surprises. Oh, wait…

  13. shortsshortsshorts says at 3:37 pm, August 20th, 2008

    fishcanoeski: Oh she’ll do just fine in congress.

  14. Sharked says at 3:46 pm, August 20th, 2008

    Obama still has time to select her as his veep! Hurry!

  15. capitol hillbilly says at 3:57 pm, August 20th, 2008

    are aneurysms caused by yelling all the time?

  16. OneSarcasticMexican says at 4:07 pm, August 20th, 2008

    Jesus has come back as a Black woman from Ohio, just as I had prophesied.

  17. WagTehGod says at 4:08 pm, August 20th, 2008

    You forgot to attribute it to Barry’s healing touch!

  18. SuperRounder: We’ll through in Clarence Thomas as well to sweeten the deal.

  19. pickleandcake says at 5:06 pm, August 20th, 2008

    Rare form today! Congrats to all commenters on this thread. I giggled out loud many times from the dank basement in which I “work”.

  20. thefrontpage says at 6:02 pm, August 20th, 2008

    Wait–is Isaac Hayes still dead?

  21. Canuckledragger says at 6:03 pm, August 20th, 2008

    Geez, what’s it gonna be? Dead? Alive? Just make up your mind!

    Fuckin’ flip-floppers…

  22. Godless Liberal * says at 7:51 pm, August 20th, 2008

    John Kerry did this to save face. And let’s be honest, he has a lot of face to save.

  23. somelegalbitch says at 9:32 pm, August 20th, 2008

    I think she might be dead again. Or so says CNN.

  24. Was this a snark on Kerry’s anticipatory condolence on the death of a well respected US House of Representatives member after her near certain fatal aneurism? Weak, Ken, very weak. Stick to your descriptions of the post-Manson detritus of the South West.

  25. She’s still more lively than John McCain.

  26. fishcanoeski: Bush got quite far with not much more

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