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ANNALS OF HEALTH

  • REP. TUBBS JONES IN BAD SHAPE DEAD STILL IN BAD SHAPE HAS DIED: “Rep. Stephanie Tubbs Jones, D-Ohio, is reported to have suffered an aneurysm and is not expected to recover, according to CBS affiliate WOIO in Cleveland. WOIO also reported that the congresswoman is on life support at this time.” UPDATE: John Kerry has already sent out his statement, so she is deceased. UPDATE: No wait she is alive again. LAST UPDATE: Stephanie Tubbs Jones died this evening, the family and hospital have confirmed. [CBS News]


1:15 PM on Wed August 20 2008
By Jim Newell
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  1. shortsshortsshorts says at 1:19 pm, August 20th, 2008

    I suppose she really is out of her mind now… wonder if she’ll come back???

  2. jagorev says at 1:19 pm, August 20th, 2008

    Shit, that sucks. So all those times when she looked like she was about to have an aneurysm on TV were… real?

  3. carerer says at 1:19 pm, August 20th, 2008

    I don’t get it. What’s the joke?

  4. itgetter says at 1:19 pm, August 20th, 2008

    This makes me extremely sad. She gave Colbert
    the best interview he ever had, in my opinion.

  5. NotUrEvryDayWEzl says at 1:20 pm, August 20th, 2008

    Unless she hit a pedestrian I’m not impressed at this attention-getting stunt.

  6. SayItWithWookies says at 1:20 pm, August 20th, 2008

    After this election, nobody’s going to want to be a superdelegate ever again. My best wishes to her — that’s awful news.

  7. shortsshortsshorts says at 1:21 pm, August 20th, 2008

    NotUrEvryDayWEzl: Boo yay. FTW.

  8. loudmouthredhead says at 1:21 pm, August 20th, 2008

    Wow, karma really is a bitch.

  9. mookworthjwilson says at 1:22 pm, August 20th, 2008

    Outside of the fact she was a Hilltard of the 1st Order, she was pretty decent. This is sad.

  10. AngryBlakGuy says at 1:25 pm, August 20th, 2008

    …aneurysms are a terrible way to go, its the equivalent of a hand grenade going off in your brain.

  11. Dave J. says at 1:26 pm, August 20th, 2008

    mookworthjwilson: She switched to Hopey in June.

  12. Manofsteel says at 1:26 pm, August 20th, 2008

    All I can think of is the post here about her “shoutin’ ’bout Hill-ry” back during the primaries. So, to me, she’ll always be synonymous with boisterous declarations of Hillary’s supremacy.

    Still, sad news. She seemed like a fun gal.

  13. NotUrEvryDayWEzl says at 1:27 pm, August 20th, 2008

    itgetter: Hear hear! (Here here? Here hear? Hear here?)

  14. Mr. Herpes says at 1:28 pm, August 20th, 2008

    As I suspected. This endless presidential race is giving America a stroke….collectively and individually. Maybe it’s time to pencil in Tubb Jones under Tim Russert on the casualty list.

  15. corinnemic says at 1:31 pm, August 20th, 2008

    Her Wikipedia article hasn’t been updated. Didn’t happen.

  16. El Bombastico says at 1:32 pm, August 20th, 2008

    Kirk Watson’s whereabouts? Anyone? Seriously, this sucks - we need people with her energy right now.

  17. AngryBlakGuy says at 1:33 pm, August 20th, 2008

    …being the lone token black person and therefore being forced to defend Hillz insulting language toward African Americans really takes its toll on a person.

  18. Something tells me the Ohio GOP will hire Dr. Frist to declare her in a permanent vegetative state, and have Tom Delay personally pull the plug.

  19. Jewdishoowary Square says at 1:38 pm, August 20th, 2008

    NotUrEvryDayWEzl: “Hear, hear.”

  20. SuperRounder says at 1:38 pm, August 20th, 2008

    After Bernie Mac, Isaac Hayes, and LeRoi Moore, I knew a black politician was in trouble. But God missed and hit the wrong one, because Alan Keyes appears to be fine.

  21. problemwithcaring says at 1:40 pm, August 20th, 2008

    AngryBlakGuy: And Black women are particularly
    at risk. I lost my aunt two years ago. There are some risk factors for developing aneurysms, and though not listed, I am sure being Black and not an Obama supporter durig the primaries was akin to smoking 10 packs a day.

  22. Oscar Folsom Cleveland says at 1:41 pm, August 20th, 2008

    Well, there goes the Ohio delegation. Queen Hillary wins the nomination. McExxon wins the election. Damn.

  23. NotUrEvryDayWEzl says at 1:45 pm, August 20th, 2008

    Jewdishoowary Square: This is why I avoid flamboyant displays of emotion.

  24. OneSarcasticMexican says at 1:47 pm, August 20th, 2008

    carerer: “The Aristocrats”?

  25. Gopherit v2.0 says at 1:49 pm, August 20th, 2008

    loudmouthredhead: If Karma is really to blame here, I expect to see Lieberman have an aneurysm at the Repub Convention that looks like something out of the movie Scanners.

    My condolences to hr family.

  26. Fear of a Black Reagan says at 1:59 pm, August 20th, 2008

    Ooh. Tempting as it is to post “add one more to the Obama deathcount,” I really feel for her and her family.

  27. WhatTheHeck says at 2:00 pm, August 20th, 2008

    This is sad. She overcame many odds but the one lurking in her blood vessel.

  28. itgetter says at 2:01 pm, August 20th, 2008

    CNN just announced that she died. Very sad.

  29. InsidiousTuna says at 2:05 pm, August 20th, 2008

    :(

  30. DemmeFatale says at 2:07 pm, August 20th, 2008

    Well, CNN is now reporting her death. Rest in peace, Stephanie.
    Of course some of you are blaming Hillary. How predictable.

    Classy, wonketteers, classy.

  31. that’s too bad. i got to know her a bit through a charity bball game my school does with members of congress and law professors. i was her bench-boy for the game, and she was totally cool. she had a great attitude and a larger than life presence. and she coached the other members to a win in triple overtime. she’ll be missed.

  32. GayInMaine says at 2:15 pm, August 20th, 2008

    She was one of the few good ones. Rest in peace, girl.

  33. OneSarcasticMexican says at 2:21 pm, August 20th, 2008

    RIP STJ

  34. Gopherit v2.0 says at 2:25 pm, August 20th, 2008

    itgetter: Not any more. CNN…..we might get it right eventually.

  35. freeradical says at 2:29 pm, August 20th, 2008

    Very sad. She would tell Repugs where to shove it. Often. She was awesome.

  36. shortsshortsshorts says at 2:33 pm, August 20th, 2008

    DemmeFatale: blah blah blah :)

    No offense, but wouldn’t you?

  37. malvones says at 2:35 pm, August 20th, 2008

    she’s by no means dead, and her campaign hasn’t released any comment

  38. johnbpt says at 2:40 pm, August 20th, 2008

    DemmeFatale: “Well, CNN is now reporting her death. Rest in peace, Stephanie.
    Of course some of you are blaming Hillary. How predictable. Classy, wonketteers, classy.”

    Um, I think you’re hallucinating. Lay off the drugs or up your dosage or something.

  39. malvones says at 2:40 pm, August 20th, 2008

    i mean staff, not campaign

  40. InsidiousTuna says at 2:41 pm, August 20th, 2008

    Wait, CNN’s saying she’s in critical condition now.

  41. MargeSimpsonsBlackFriend says at 2:42 pm, August 20th, 2008

    Too bad, she was a feisty woman. RIP!

    DemmeFatale: If you are coming here for “classy”, let me assure you that you are lost. The rest of us come here for assholishness and jokes about buttsects.

  42. Sussemilch says at 2:42 pm, August 20th, 2008

    Why must the nice people die, when the evil bastards live on forever?

  43. Gopherit v2.0 says at 2:45 pm, August 20th, 2008

    InsidiousTuna: And the Cleveland Plain Dealer is is reporting her death.

    Fucking media vultures should give people a little room in situations like this.

  44. BigBrainOnBrad says at 2:48 pm, August 20th, 2008

    AP has retracted report of her death:

    “EAST CLEVELAND (AP) - Kill the APNewsAlert saying U.S. Rep. Stephanie Tubbs Jones has died. A doctor says she is in critical condition.”

  45. ToDamPrivilege says at 2:48 pm, August 20th, 2008

    Gopherit v2.0: PD just changed their story on their site to say she’s alive, but in very critical condition.

  46. Sharked says at 2:51 pm, August 20th, 2008

    She is back alive, bitters.

  47. shortsshortsshorts says at 3:05 pm, August 20th, 2008

    Dead or alive: Isn’t she dreamy?

  48. Gopherit v2.0 says at 3:11 pm, August 20th, 2008

    shortsshortsshorts: If there were a just and fair god, Lieberman would be 23 hours into 24-Hour Ball Cancer. Instead, he’s killing off decent democrats.

  49. Oscar Folsom Cleveland says at 3:39 pm, August 20th, 2008

    The news link photo shows Tubbs Jones with two other black Vice Presidents of Obama, Kathleen Sibelius and Rae Dawn Chong. Are all three now deceased and/or out of the running?

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