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- BUT HE’S STILL A VIRGIN: “WASHINGTON - Connecticut Sen. Joe Lieberman, the Democratic Party’s vice presidential candidate in 2000 and now an independent who is one of John McCain’s strongest supporters, will speak at the Republican National Convention, an official said.” But of course! He will probably be vice president or something. Anyway, your associate editor has been wanting to start a “Joe Lieberman is a virgin” rumor/meme for a few months now, so help out where you can hmm? Smear e-mails, comment boards, etc. [AP]
Please let Liebs be WALNUTS! Veep. It’s the only way to vanquish him once and for all.
I fucking concur.
Sweet to think that could happen. How will the hate-filled bigots be able to decide between not voting for the Black and not voting for the Jew?
Oh, I know: Ron Pual!!1! He looks like us!
From the wikipedia Marriages and Children section:
“Despite all this, Joe Lieberman remains a virgin.”
Well done.
I hereby bestow the Summer’s Eve Zell Miller Memorial award on Joe Lieberman. Speech! Speech!
Not anal virgin.
Vice presidential prick, indeed. Maybe when Al Gore speaks at the Dem convention he can apologize for unleashing that doofus on the national conscious.
Mittens and Lieberman should have a steel caged death match for the VP spot.
Pick him, WALNUTS! So he’s also an elitist, Ivy League educated snob. No one’s got the balls to call you a hypocrite, anyway.
http://usera.imagecave.com/destonio/Lieberman.jpg
Giving arrogance and entitlement a whole new JOE-mention!
McCain/Lieberman 2008 — what’s a whore without a virgin?
Lieberman’s negative charisma would doom the McCain campaign. He’s about as much fun as a bad case of hemorrhoids.
Yes, Lieberman has a shining track record as vice-presidential candidate.
God, it would be so delicious watching him have to go back to work in the Senate after his second epic fail as a veep nominee. Awk-ward!
Godless Liberal *: If the dems take the Senate, it’ll be awkward anyway. The Joe-mentum will cease.
dano: And a preachy, moralizing Orthodox-practicing Jew. That is not going to play well with a lot of demographics. He is pro-life, though, and that seems to be the biggest issue since the conservative Christians have threatened rebellion if McCain picks a guy who does abortions daily like Ridge. Also, a lot of conservative Christians are very pro-Israel and see his Orthodoxy as a major plus. His wife’s name might scare a lot of nutsos who think it means she is a Muslim terrorist, but I doubt that would gain any traction since Obama’s people are sure not going to start that rumor.
I was hoping for Charlie Christ. Then the secret liasons could come out of the woodwork, if they have not already been assassinated by the Cheney death Squads.
Maybe he’ll still go for the exorcist vote and pick Jindal.
Every description of Joe seems to say he’s fucked, so he’s still a virgin???
I dunno, but ever since he broke up with ALF, our little DINO just hasn’t been the same.
Jerry w
http://www.boskolives.wordpress.com
Let’s Hope he’s one of the 72 awaiting UBL in the afterlife.
Hmph. The virgin meme would have greater veracity if he was supporting Dr. Paul, not Walnuts.
Holy Joe’s zygote hugging stands in strange contrast to his sex-free personal life. Anyway, at least he’s a gamboling youngster compared to McCain. I say draft him. And then let’s find out who in the DNC told Gore that Liberman was the choice he needed to sew up New England and hit them with something large and fragrant, just for old time’s sake.
It all depends on what your definition of sex is. There was a president, a few years ago,
who said he had no sexual relations with a woman in a blue dress.
After Joe gives his speech, will he orgasm and finally unvirgin himself all over the republican crowd?
I’m still waiting for Sour Joe to publicly refute reports of his superfluous third nipple.
And that he was born with a full set of teeth.
ManchuCandidate: Yeah, with the Rogering he took in 2000, there’s no way anyone could call him a virgin.
But if Liebs is a secret repub, then it means he is not an anal virgin.
I don’t think Joe is a virgin, but as an Orthodox Jew, he probably only does it through a hole in a sheet so that’s kinda like being one.
Leiberman speaking with the Repubicans? Looks like Al Gore knew what he was doing when he didn’t endorse Jo-mentum.
The insinuation that John McCain, a former prisoner of war, would run with a 66-year-old virgin on the ticket, is outrageous.
Wow, this would be completely awesome. Joe could be the first politician in US history to lose as both the Dem AND the Rep VP candidate!
Seriously, I hope all the CT Democrats that voted for Joe because of his “principles” and “integrity” take this one in. What a pig.
Perhaps Obama will pick Ned Lamont as his running mate to rub it in a little!
23 Skidoo: I second that emotion, as you all know.
Last week, I was driving through elitist Wilton, Connecticut, and I saw an “I’m sticking with JOE” sign that someone had stapled to a telephone pole and left up since 2004.
I hope that person is dead now.
C’mon guys…srsly. Oral doesn’t count, regardless of whose “oil barrel of pleasure” was in there!
If you pray hard enough, jeebus will restore you to virginal purity, right? RIGHT?!
Hooray For Anything: You have to get him going first by talking about war with Iran, though. That makes him all frisky.
Well, I can think of one place where Joe will no longer be a virgin after the Dems are through with him after the 2008 elections….oh, wait, that’s more what a Republican would to to Joe. Either way, watch yer, uhh, backside after Nov. 4, Senator.
I could believe this, actually. I mean, in Republican-logic, ghey buttsecks isn’t real secks, so sure he’s still a virgin…
I thought that Liberman goes to Home Depot and pays migrant workers to come to his house and choke him in the shower.
I’m doing my best to let YouTube know.
“Joe Lieberman doesn’t care about sex, people” eh? eh?
Is there anything in the constitution that prevents Dick “shooter” Cheney from running for another term as veep? Even if there was , I am sure that he and his talented justice department have taken care of that part of the document along with the other “suggested guidelines” that the consitution was thought to have provided.
When Joe and John kiss at center stage, all you mean liberals are going to be so mad you made fun of them. IT’S TRUE LOVE!!! STOP STANDING IN THEIR WAY!!!!!
http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/
Then the GOP would officially become the Flabby Old White Guy Party. Ol’ Uncle John and Uncle Joe. Were a lot of fun when they were young, but, you know… Now they just bitch a lot about young people, what it was like in their day, why it takes so long to pee, and each have a staffer in charge of Clipping Nose Hair.
Is Lindsey Graham a virgin too?
Joe Lieberman is a virgin? The evidence is only circumcisional. Er. Circumstantial. Forget it.
Yeah, great choice McCain. I’m sure Joe will fire up the crowd with his legendary gift for oratory.
Ever heard the sound of 18,000 people being awakened from a nap? You will when the airhorns go off at the end of the speach.
Cheeks and Jowls 2008!
Look, if John Edwards can have sex with a woman and not father her children, it is prefectly reasonable to assume that Lieberman can have children and still be a virgin.
This just in: John Edwards has just denied that he is the father of Lieberman’s children, too.
Frankly, I wouldn’t piss on ol Joe if his heart were on fire. now there’s an image for you.
tonashideska: in the same way Joe is? Yes.
I doubt Lieberman will be McCain’s veep choice. Not only is he pro-life, but he is also Jewish, which means he should believe that life doesn’t begin until birth (or if you ask his Rabbi, life doesn’t begin until your youngest kid is married and moves out of the house. Hyuk Hyuk.) Then again, Lieberman is a virgin so maybe he never had to think about it.