Wonkette
- Barack Obama is quietly running attack ads in various battleground states. [New York Times]
- Both candidates talked about abortion at the Saddleback Civil Forum on Saturday, and both revealed in different ways what terrible double-talking hypocrites they are about it. [Washington Post]
- Maria Shriver is trying to convince still-smarting Clintards to come back to the fold. [Los Angeles Times]
- The next time you come back into the U.S. after a long weekend in Montreal, remember that the government is recording your crossing and will store that information for 15 years…for your safety! [Washington Post]
- Still, you can be glad that your border crossing is not like this Iraqi family’s trying to get into Syria for a vacation. [Wall Street Journal]
- Biden Biden Biden! Will he be the veep nominee? Probably not, but the slot for Secretary of State is still open. [Wall Street Journal]
DAILY BRIEFING
Lemme get this right. Plastering a happy sock is fine, but the nanosecond it touches an egg, it’s murder? How do the authorities establish the moment of conception without violating several rights of privacy?
Sara, I noticed that you posted at 9:11. Some sort of insidious subliminal campaign to get Giuliani on the ticket?
Wow, I guess if you live in Iraq, then Syria *would* be a vacation in comparison.
Thank you to the American Apparel gods for the Unisex Pinpoint Oxford Shirt. That lucky Pierre ad was beyond the pale.
Servo: The authorities know when you’re going to get laid long before you know.
Godless Liberal *:
Oh, right. The warrantless wiretapping.
irisheyes:
Sarah is not guilty of succumbing to a pre-9:11 mentality, or even a post-9:11 mentality. Rather, she hits 9:11 right on the nail. In that way, she’s waaaay better than Giuliani.
At last! An American Apparel ad I can ignore!
(What’s their thing with purple?)
“It’s just like before,” said a female traveler to her friend. “Nothing has changed from the Saddam era until now.”
Hey — things are as good as they were under Saddam! That means we win!
SayItWithWookies: More to the point, it means we can leave!
Come on, you are coming back from Montreal. You might as well be going to France and helping the enemy! If Bill O’Reilly had his way, you would be shot on sight.