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- If John McCain were tortured, that would mean opening up a freezing, dark can of sexually humiliated and sleep-deprived worms. [Andrew Sullivan]
- John McCain is the President of house pets. [The Corner]
- Howard Dean stress eats M&Ms at an airport Holiday Inn. [Yeas and Nays]
- Age-inflation victim John McCain is actually middle-aged,
which is why his chief economic adviser wants everyone to work until
they are 142, or dead. [Democracy in America] - Rev. Wright’s half-real new book will just be about the boring history of Obama’s Muslim Church. [Top of the Ticket]
- Obama caught a luxurious cold in the resort town of Hawaii and is trying to infect New Mexico. [Ben Smith]
Hi Juli, welcome, you’re new here, Barry doesn’t get luxurious colds honey, he gets elitist colds.
Yeah. As a NYC Subway rider, I read he wiped his nose then shook a hand and totally went ew.
Yes, I ew’ed.
Since when is The Clap considered a cold?
McCain’s ahead of Obama with pet owners (dogs and cats). It means several things:
1) Crazee Cat ladies luvs their Walnuts (No shock, see PUMAs.)
2) Hunters loves their Walnuts (Again, Walnuts has been known to bring down flying things, too.)
3) Because he’s a Repub, it means that the bestiality vote’s a lock for Walnuts.
Biden:
More cowbell.
Not all of us have longer life expectancies. I, for one, with all the drinking, smoking, and buttsex I have, am slated to die in about, oh, tomorrow. Can I collect social security now?
I see what you did there Mr. Sullivan, and I heart you for it.
Andrew Sullivan is ready to “torture” John “Tie Me Up/Tie Me Down!” McCain anytime the latter can make it to the “Sully-Dungeon” located underneath the Altantic’s office.
(Andy looks really cute in that little People’s Liberation Army uniform he had tailored up.)
So which old-age-exploitative realm of industry did McCain’s economic guy lobby for? That is the question.
When Hopey catches a cold, New Mexico sneezes or somesuch.
That’s a big can of worms. FIVE AND A HALF YEARS, ALAN big.
ManchuCandidate: Maybe it’s because Obama ate a dog and wrote about it in “Dreams from my Father”.
Also, pet owners are inured to the presence of shit (or poetically inured to manure, whatevs).
Did I miss a photo of our new intern, Juli?
‘Coz I missed the first photo of SKS when she signed on, and don’t want to repeat that mistake.
Wonkette: home of politically conscious feminine pulchritude.
And horndog guys….
Good job, Juli. You are hyphenating liberally, which is the third leg of the snark stool.
Juli! You came back!
I see you still haven’t found the lost ‘e’, though. Have you looked under the bed?
— [T]he idea of indexing [social security eligibility] for longevity—making automatic adjustment in the retirement age to reflect increases in life expectancy—has one important proponent. His name is Douglas Holt-Eakin, a former director of the Congressional Budget Office, and the chief economic adviser to John McCain. —
I drink, I smoke, I drive with my eyes shut and with live bees in my mouth. Does this mean that I became eligible for SS benefits ten years ago?
Hey Barnard,
“Everyone” is a singular pronoun.
GayInMaine: It’s a Wonkette rule that employees must donate a letter from their given names to the less fortunate. Just ask Ken[t] Layne, Jim[i] Newell or Sara[h] K. Smith.
The drums are beating, speculation is rising. Is Joe Biden to be named our next Vice Presidential candidate?
http://www.webcastr.com/videos/politics/hope-history-obama-biden-08.html