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- THE ONLY TRUE MCCAIN-VIETCONG STORY? John McCain on his North Vietnamese captors: “A lot of them were homosexual.” [Gawker/Queerty]
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Is this why John McCain sucks and smells like buttsecs?
And this man might be president.
Come on, Wonkette, now your making it too easy.
RuperttheBear: Different reason for that. He has to carry one of those shit bags that I am too lazy to spell out right now.
How did he know they were gay? Did someone have a bad pick-up-the-soap moment?
Ah, now we know why he stayed so long.
Hum.
Well I guess that wasn’t a dream last night.
He knows ’cause their dicks tasted gay.
Texan Bulldoggette: Their dicks tasted like shit. Dead giveaway.
NotUrEvryDayWEzl: FIVE AND A HALF YEARS, ALAN!
shortsshortsshorts: But the sucking . . .
shortsshortsshorts: C-O-L-O-S-T-O-M-Y
FIVE AND A HALF YEARS of buttsex.
Ah, but [if you'll pardon the pun] how did he know they were “homosexual.”
“Zo! Kolonel Hogan! Sergeant Shultz kaught you tunneling out the back door of our little Luftstalg AGAIN, eh?”
NotUrEvryDayWEzl: All the free pudding?
Texan Bulldoggette: No, it was how much they enjoyed it when he’d suck them off for extra rations. If it’s for food, it’s not gay.
Gay, Communist, Women’s suffrage, anti-poll tax, it’s all the same to me. Vote John McCain.
InsidiousTuna: As if I didn’t feel retarded before. Now I have to take myself out back and get shot by two of teh gays.
At least I can get that one last wish though.
Now I don’t hate them any more—not these particular guys. I hate and detest the leaders. Some guards would just come in and do their job. When they were told to beat you they would come in and do it. Some seemed to get a big bang out of it. A lot of them were homosexual, although never toward us. Some, who were pretty damned sadistic, seemed to get a big thrill out of the beatings…
- McCain, 1973
Of course, this has nothing whatsoever to do with the naked ass pyramids at Abu Ghraib, the dick-pointing contests, the dead-body mocking…
…those were just some good ol’ Americans having frat house fun while saving us from terrists!
He doesn’t hate all gays, just the sadistic ones! Charlie Crist and Lindsey Graham are the gentle, ABBA-listening, rug-shopping kind.
Well, he was in the navy…
InsidiousTuna: Funny, when shorts said “ He has to carry one of those shit bags that I am too lazy to spell out right now.,” I thought,”What’s so hard about spelling Romney?”
Gopherit v2.0: And that is why he will be veep.
When Ho Chi Min died and they started treating the POWs nicer, they regularly served the delicious native dish cum of sum yung gai.
“My friends, to this day I have a hard time choking down Tom Yum in any Asian restaurant…”
“A lot of them were homosexual, although never toward us.” For some reason, this makes me giggle. How sad that none of them were gay for old Walnuts, even when he was young and sprightly.
…I guess that cheek pouch CUMS in handy when you are in a gay sadist prison camp!
Hanoi Hilton = In N’ Out Motel
Does this mean those ARE NOT WALNUTS????
Some gays are only gay towards or away from people. It’s known as SparkleMotion.
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- In the Navy, The Village People
Well, we elected a cowboy and now a sailor, I’m guessing the next GOP candidate will either be an Indian or a biker.
The prison conditions were mostly awful, but the drapes were to die for.
WALNUTS! knew because they beat him with designer bamboo, and the prison was furnished with rare antiques.
…let me get this straight they had WALNUTS! all tied up and spread into vulnerable positions and they didn’t use him for sexual gratification?!
Whiskeybaby: No, I think he meant that they were gay in the opposite direction. Most gay people point north, which is why Larry Craig starts acting out when he gets close to the Canadian border.
He voted for teabagging before he voted for waterboarding.
What no jokes about the Asian acorn?
So basically all war criminals have to do is go “DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS” and McCain would forgive them?
That definitely explains Abu Gharib.
True to his Navy backgrounds, even a manly sailor like McCain knows you go for any port in a storm.
As the conservatives in Hanoi say “It’s Adam and Even, not Luc Phu and Diem Pehn.
that’s Eve. Typo.
someone’s projectiiiiinnnngg…
The Hanoi Hilton — Where the elite beat their meat
Where does McCain stand on the question of gay Viet Cong torturer marriage?
SayItWithWookies:
He knows ’cause their dicks tasted gay.
damn… that made me laugh till my ovaries dislodged and fell out of my vag.
Gay viet Cong gurrrll is one nasty bitch once she gets in the gogo booth. Talk about your apocalypses now, daddy, that be 20 dong for a lap dance!
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Remember how anti-gay the Raygun administration was while skeletal wife Nancy was was swanning around with that poof Adolfo and her lapdog Jerry Zipkin while everyone who mattered died of AIDS? Cindy probably hangs with hairdressers from Scottsdale. They have the “merchandise”, and don’t court controversy.
But did they have an agenda?
Oh how everyone laughed when I said that on passing McOld would have to be buried face down so the lobbyists would know him by where they kissed him, and his captors from Viet Nam would recognize him as papa sweet cheeks.
And then I now have to add, it’s going to be done so visitors to his grave would have a place to park their bike while pissing on his headstone.
Be aware that the presumptive Republican candidate is not gay!!! Now, the guy that’s poking him in the ass, that guy’s really gay.
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A lot of them were homosexual, although never toward us.
See, he started out thinking that if he said his captors were gay it would make them seem scarier. Then he realized the implication that maybe they did gay stuff to him, so he quickly backpedaled.
No wonder he had to cheat on his disabled wife when he returned after FIVE AND A HALF YEARS of buttsecks
Scarab: Jindal?
Okay, now the Rockwell picture on the McCain book by his daughter just got even creepier.
“A lot of them were homosexual, but never towards us.” That was the real torture for McCain, being rejected by hot, sweaty, gay vietnamese guards.
As for the Christmas cross story, McCain’s captor was recently interviewed by Thanh Nien Daily and recalled that he had not drawn a cross in the sand. Instead he started to spell the word thối which means stinky in Vietnamese. Considering it was a special day for McCain, he changed his mind and chose not to tell him that all the gay guards thought he had that old man smell even back then.
This is such a minority point right now, that we all should be shot in the face. When/If it blows up, we can all wear bow ties and be on crossfire. WIN/EFF it blows up, I will buy you all drinks, in heaven.
Americans for Truth wonder: if the Viet Cong were homosectsual and if St John was bound, gagged and gimp-suited for all those years of captivity, was he the top or bottom for their opportunistic nocturnal forays? Given the ample documentaries available on xtube, I suspect the latter.
The bright side: at least they weren’t hairy, fatty daddy types. Because based on Cindy, I’m pretty sure McCain likes his bed partners lean, trimmed and mean. Especially “mean”.
A lot of them were homosexual, but never towards us.
So they let him watch?! I’m quite jealous. During summer camp, we had an iron-clad rule: NO spectators allowed.
(cough) I mean, I heard that, during summer camp, they…
Am I the only one smirking at the thought of Harold and Kumar’s cock meat sandwich?
The guards were buff, impeccably uniformed and had great hair. Two of them ran an improv theater in Hanoi City. Another doubled as Ho Chi Minh’s personal trainer. Prisoners had to subsist on a bowl of rice a day, but the presentation and service were fantastic. The grains were arranged meticulously on the plate with a garnish of carved fresh ginger and a soy-based dipping sauce. When one of the guards saw the cross on the floor, he mentioned that he had thought of becoming an Episcopalian priest…