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McCain-Spears 2008


Hey, it’s still Friday, so here’s some of that “fun” you people don’t like so much. Walnuts! has a running mate, and she’s also a has-been burnout. [Barely Political]


2:14 PM on Fri August 15 2008
By Ken Layne
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  1. itgetter says at 2:19 pm, August 15th, 2008

    If she cleans up her act a bit, she could really help him with the fundamentalist christian vote. I’d consider her.

  2. erymanthian bore says at 2:19 pm, August 15th, 2008

    Ima big boy. hunnh hyunnh hyunnh Where dat Nurse!! I gotta poopy plops in my diapers. Where dat Nurse!! Big boy. hmmm

  3. Darehead says at 2:21 pm, August 15th, 2008

    OOps. You did it again, John.
    Paris is burning MAD. You so led her on she could be veep and you even approved her energy plan. Hiltons want all their money back, now!

  4. SwanSwanH says at 2:23 pm, August 15th, 2008

    She’s also a has-been burnout

    Twice.

  5. graceless says at 2:23 pm, August 15th, 2008

    Bob Dole?

  6. shortsshortsshorts says at 2:23 pm, August 15th, 2008

    WHY ARE YOU NOT JUST DOING WHATEVER YOUR PRESIDENT TELLS YOU? You fucking assholes. Always making jokes. WAKE UP PEOPLE!!!1!

  7. The Incomparable Tiny Valdez says at 2:28 pm, August 15th, 2008

    I’m glad Hopey went on vacation to Bora Bora or wherever, leaving the stage to McCain so he could make an even bigger fool of himself all week. Now come back, tanned and refreshed, and KICK SOME ASS!!

  8. Aurelio says at 2:36 pm, August 15th, 2008

    OMFG! She’s giving him tongue! Eeeewwwww!

  9. Serolf Divad says at 2:42 pm, August 15th, 2008

    Here’s an interesting bit of trivia you probably didn’t know: McCain is even older than Madonna.

  10. this is dusty.

  11. DoctorCulturae says at 3:02 pm, August 15th, 2008

    Best part of this, besides the fun cuts is the cheezy southern folk rock. Glorious muz-rock blandness. Almost expect a chorus of Big John! Or maybe Cindy dancing slow turns ala Stevie Nicks in one of her trollop dresses.

  12. Serolf Divad: True, but Spears has a slightly lower plastic content than Mittens. So the two couples are about equal.

  13. SayItWithWookies says at 3:20 pm, August 15th, 2008

    Buttisevil/Buttercrazy 2008!

  14. AngryBlakGuy says at 4:13 pm, August 15th, 2008

    …they should have edited his head onto K-Fed’s body in that god awful Popozao music video!

  15. Oscar Folsom Cleveland says at 4:53 pm, August 15th, 2008

    Gross.

    With all of the important issues facing Murkins - Poland declaring war on Russia, Big Foot moving to Palo Alto (grad school?), Michelle Obama declaring herself the antiChrist, drugs and sex and child porn in the darkened halls of Congress, and Pelosi threatening to read the articles of impeachment unless Cindy Sheehan is declared incompetent - why would Wonkette run this terrible, depressing and unnatural video of Britney open-mouth kissing Walnuts!, a man two hundred times her age?

    I’m putting the kids to bed and watching this again.

  16. Ken Layne says at 6:03 pm, August 15th, 2008

    Serolf Divad: You can’t prove that.

  17. Jewdishoowary Square says at 7:05 pm, August 15th, 2008

    You can see the moment, just about 0:20, where McCain decides that he hates himself forever.

    “I did everything I could to get him elected…” [SOUL DEATH] “…and reelected president.”

  18. liquiddaddy says at 7:44 pm, August 15th, 2008

    It’s cool how they photo shopped Brittney’s image into a shot of McCain kissing Bush.

  19. SayItWithWookies says at 1:17 pm, August 16th, 2008

    Ken Layne: Yeah, it’s too bad both their birth certificates were lost in the Flood.

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