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Oh now what is this idiot monster chicken up to? No good! He is an envoy from Nick Leibham, the Democratic challenger to Republican Rep. Brian Bilbray in California’s 50th Congressional District — the northern San Diego seat formerly occupied by Duke “Dick” Cunningham. Liebham made the chicken deliver a letter to Bilbray’s office that called him a chicken for agreeing to debates in San Diego. If one actual chicken calls another person a chicken, then is that really an insult? Everyone in California sucks and Brian Bilbray’s vanity daughter “Briana” is hot, the end. [San Diego Union-Tribune, Flickr]
Damn. That’s the biggest cock I’ve seen yet on Wonkette.
McNugget, please…
I agree Briana is hot. She’s no Real Doll, but still, for a human, I’d do her.
That’s funny, you could totally mistaken a Repulican refusing to debate with Barry. (oops).
*REPUBLICAN you hungover jackass.
queeraselvis v 2.0: …did I mention I’m BLACK?!?!
Must be an interesting entry on the campaign expense list: “Chicken Rental: $500″
…she looks like she has never seen a cock before?!
queeraselvis v 2.0: Manhunt too.
shortsshortsshorts: Yes. Hungover too. Why do the Olympics make me drink?
We DO have huge cocks in San Diego. That’s how we stay classy.
I soooo hope at least one guy on Bilbray’s staff was stoned off his ass when the chicken walked through the door.
I really wish someone had captured the ensuing epic chicken fight on video.
ManchuCandidate: …hot sauce please!
Cockfighting is legal in California? Bring it on!
CluckNutz for ya!
AngryBlakGuy: My bad. I meant today.
Imagine driving by and seeing it on the street….
And this still demonstrates more dignity than most of the members of congress.
Maybe Briana could get a job as American Apparel’s new Purple Butt Girl. (I’m sorry. I know I should give it up, but I miss her so much!)
Doglessliberal: …”Chicken Rental” would definitely raise some eyebrows with the regulatory committee, which is why he labeled it “Cock Rental”! I’m just full of “Cock” jokes today!!!
Darehead: Dude you can get married and Cockfight for the rest of your life in this here state.
AngryBlakGuy: Notice the way she’s bracing herself against the desk–methinks she’s on the verge of swooning at the sight of this massive, sort-of-angry-looking cock. And the cock has quite a pecker, too.
I’ve seen that chicken before — he and Bill Kristol were exchanging Vietnam war stories.
Darehead: …isn’t that a movie in Larry Craig’s movie library?
HOW, in this post 9/11 era, did that chicken get by security? How, Rep. Bilbo Baggins, how? Explain yourself.
Plus, it’s prolly a Meskin chicken stealing jobs from chickens of this land of mine, South Ossetia.
Doglessliberal: Oh please. Every Republican has that on their expense report. Only they call it “Wages for Interns.”
Oh, and by the way-I found a few more photos of Leibham on his page(www.picknick08.com). When I drove by, not only did he have the chicken at the street, he was grilling chicken as well. I’ve not seen anything like it, and Ive seen some crazy campaign stunts….
If that’s a Congressional office and not a campaign office, I actually feel sorry for that staffer that had to deal with that. Took her away from doing work that would actually help people. If it’s a campaign office, then hahahahahahah….
Godless Liberal *: Chicken….gave me a bad coupon.
Can we possibly stop fucking around on Capitol Hill? I suppose not.
It’s good to see they put the Foster Farms chickens to good use. Those commercials never make any sense.
I, for one, welcome our new massive poultry overlords
That guy in the chicken suit will definitely have the best “What I did at my summer internship” paper when he gets back to his community college in a couple of weeks.
If that giant chicken were to give a blow job, would that be considered cannibalism?
Which came first, the chicken or the fag?
How does a chicken question one’s bravery? “Dude, you are so me.” “What are you, me? Bwacck, bwaack, bwaack, barack.”
Where’s Colonel Sanders when you need him?
No Mommy!! IT BURNS!!!: Briana has an interesting back story as a blond: http://wonkette.com/181733/brian-bilbrays-kids-love-social-networking-natty-light
She seems to be taking the chicken very seriously. If it were me, I’d be beating it over the head with a giant fork. But then, I’m not from California.
she’s using tai chi to repel the foul fowl.
Carl Baloney has hair just like my sister. She’s a chef here in NYC and twice as hot as he is. Washington is starved for hotties.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It saw the hawk on the other side and wanted to make little Cheneys.
“Alright ladies. Which of you wants to ‘choke the chicken’ first?”
queeraselvis v 2.0: AngryBlakGuy:
you two made me snort my green tea. I walked right into that joke.
Cock-a-doodle-douchebag.
S.Luggo: Man, I guess I should spend less time masturbating into a sock and more time working on my people skills if there are girls like that in the world. Too bad she’s a Repub; we could’ve had a great time sneaking beers through my basement window; I’m 24 and my Mom still doesn’t let me drink in the house. Shhhhhhhhhhh! Here she comes now!
Baarraaacckkkk! I wonder if it said that…
Wait…this is a DIRECT ripoff of the West Wing! Season six, I believe.
Servo: I believe that a similar invitation led to Cindy’s recent hand injury.
Doglessliberal: …”green tea”? Sounds like someone is an ELITIST, everyone knows that hardworking bitters drink 3 day old diabetic horse urine that 7-11 passes off as fresh coffee.
AngryBlakGuy: oh, I am unabashedly an elitetard. Organic food, vegetarian, animal friendly cosmetics, Metro to work, guilty as charged. But I lack the critical elitetard component of feeling superior than other people because of any crap I do and cannot stand people who do feel superior. Plus, I have a sense of humor about myself and regularly act like an idiot.
Aaron Gardner
Age: 26
Hometown: Bedford, N.H.
Political party: Republican
Dating status: Single
But the 26-year-old account executive for the DCI Group stays as loyal to his favorite fashions as to most of the things in his life - Dunkin Donuts coffee (iced with a shot of espresso), the Boston Red Sox and his cat Winston.
“I love that cat,” he said.
Winston was the product of Gardner’s previous romantic relationship but he moved the cat up north when he relocated to a group house in Dupont Circle.
Ewwww. First ducks, now cats? You sick fuckers.
AngryBlakGuy: oh, and I grew up in Philly, so it is WaWa all the way for me, baby, no 7-11 can ever hope to compete.
AngryBlakGuy: Doglessliberal:
Green tea is prep for a urinalysis.
Doglessliberal: …first of all, I thought the whole purpose of shopping at organic groceries was to rub into the face of lonely peons. Admit it you love the quizzical looks that bitters get when they ask you what kind of sandwich you are eating at lunch and you say “Organic 15 year old imported Gouda on German sour dough”!!!
AngryBlakGuy: well, shit, I seem to be missing that perk. Must be the Quaker school I had to sit through as a small child, all that “equal this” and “fair treatment” that. Really deprived me of some great smug moments. I should sue someone.
Is this the chicken dove that I keep hearing about?
That’s one angry Demopublicrat chicken, and very yellow - obviously not a native free range Cali chicken. Obviously stoked on chemicals of one sort or another. Scary.
But what’s Briana’s cute lesbian lover doing wearing a green party “Joe Lieberman for Mayor” t shirt? Has Pelosi given Fightin’ Joe the boot and now he’s on the street begging for Gentile votes in San Diego County?
More scary.
Two drumsticks on a quest for Majorettes.
Uh, they did exactly this on West Wing.
My friend once said he was going to watch every episode of Law and Order and then take the Bar. He was joking, though.
Sorry, but Briana is waaay to skinny. Like Coulter skinny. I’d trade her up for Belinda (two pics up) in a heartbeat.