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Maureen Dowd is shitting her pantsHILLARY CLINTON WILL BE FORMALLY NOMINATED AT DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION: “Reports of strife between negotiators for Sen. Hillary Clinton and Sen. Barack Obama are exaggerated and the two sides are nearing an agreement on how Clinton’s delegates will participate in the formal nominating process at the Democratic National Convention, according to advisers to both Democrats.” [Marc Ambinder/The Caucus]

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  1. Can we alter the nominating process so it runs like old-timey witch trials? We can weight her with rocks and throw her in water; if she drowns, she’s not a witch and we posthumously nominate her.

    If she lives, we either stone her or like, give her some ambassador position in a war torn country or of the moon.

  2. Let them use their hatpins and knitting needles to pop all the red white and blue balloons that fallw when the guy giving the-man-who speech finally says: “Barrack Hussein Obama!”

  3. Clinton delegates should have to prove their loyalty to Obama by running some kind of American Gladiator style gauntlet involving a waffle eating contest, dodging crazy pastors, and burning pantsuits.

  4. “…the two sides are nearing an agreement on how Clinton’s delegates will participate…”

    So, after doing the laundry and windows and then getting righteously assfucked yet again by the black man who stole her/their show, the Bitters will be allowed to sleep on the wet spot?

    Su-weeeeet!

  5. …relax everyone, the “Nomination” is just part of a black magic sealing ritual that will trap her soul and prevent her from reanimating her body.

  6. [re=59540]Canuckledragger[/re]: …you left out shirt ironing, remember?

    [re=59539]NoWireHangers[/re]: …Barry would settle for a simple and small sacrifice of their first born.

  7. There will be bloodshed at the convention. It will make South Ossetia look like a family outing. But the survivors will emerge stronger, ready to eat John McCain’s liver.

  8. [re=59548]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: That’s part of “doing the laundry.” Clearly, you are unqualified to do mine. [I said extra starch in the collar, MF!!!]

  9. This is the part where Alice Cooper stumbles towards you and in an eerie, slightly inhuman voice says “I have a message for you… you’re not going to like it,” before dissolving into a pile of cockroaches.

    Has anyone checked on that old cannister with the spooky swirling fluid that was buried under Invesco Field’s 50-yard line? I have a bad feeling it’s leaking.

  10. From the article: “Clinton originally believed that if her name were included in the roll call on Wednesday, August 27, she would inevitably wind up with fewer delegates than the 1896.5 she earned from the primaries. That would look bad and could demoralize her supporters.”

    Yup, this is going to look real stoopid. Heh heh.

  11. [re=59561]graceless[/re]: No, because now they have to work out a way to actually steal the nomination and destroy America. THEN they’ll be quiet.

  12. We will achieve party unity by keeping the opposition alive until the very last second. It’s the Democratic (i.e dumbfuckingest possible) way.

  13. The best on-stage scenario would be if Barry patted her behind and said “Nice try, kid. You sure play hard…for a girl. Now please go home…out the back door. Your better half is waiting.” Could you imagine the meltdown?

  14. Hillary is starting to remind me of the bitters in Deliverance. Thankfully, when her hand breaks through the waters of the lake in the end, we will all know it is just a dream.

    [re=59537]Noodle Salad[/re]: My thoughts exactly. I’m surprise that she wants to go down in flames again.

  15. [re=59563]Aurelio[/re]: Yea, she wants her electoral accomplishment to go ‘on the record’ so her supporters are ‘respected’.

    I dont see them respectin’ Barry. Just ask Makeithurt.

    To get respect you have to give some respect.

  16. [re=59732]Fear of a Black Reagan[/re]: Maybe will have another cascading blackout power failure thing. I was in NY at the time, we had a great party on the sidewalk. Some people brought fruit, one guy bought cooked chickens, but everybody else brought liquor.

    [re=59567]UnindictedCo-conspirator[/re]: Promise?

  17. [re=59531]SayItWithWookies[/re]: The alt-text is wrong. Maureen Dowd is at this very moment writing her columns for November 2008 to June 2012 in advance and then taking the next four years off. After Barry loses, the real Clinton campaign begins.

  18. Mmmm, sweet Catharsis…(from Wikipedia)(Κάθαρσις) is a Greek word meaning “purification” or “cleansing” derived from the ancient Greek gerund καθαίρειν transliterated as kathairein “to purify, purge,” and adjective katharos “pure or clean” (ancient and modern Greek: καθαρός).

    So, what we get from this is a final PURGING of all the HillRaiser BitterCrats!!

    mmm, sweet and hopey, not bitter!

  19. Please people. Hillary needs this catharsis. Politically, she can’t afford to leave Bill over his infidelities, so she has to divorce him by proxy through Obama. While they were together through the primaries, she badmouthed him and spent herself into a hole. Now that Barack has moved on, she wants him to pay hillamony for the debt she’s racked up. If he doesn’t, she’s gonna try to badmouth him to all his friends at the convention. If Hillary can crush the dreams of the #1 man in the country, this will be vindication for all of those poor, estrogen-deficient ex-wives over at PUMAPAC.

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