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- YIKES: “MIAMI (AP) - A man is being held in Florida by federal authorities on charges of threatening to assassinate Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama. …The Secret Service says Geisel made the threat during a training class for bail bondsmen in Miami in late July. Another tipster said Geisel also threatened President Bush.” And yet no one cared about the threat to Our Greatest President Bush? Goddamnit, Miami. [AP]
And amazingly enough HRC just told everyone it’s okay to put her name in for nomination at the convention. Mere coincidence….?
Bail bondsmen? Class?
…everyone know that nothing can penetrate Obama’s “Hope Shields”!
If we locked up every bail bondsman who wanted to put a bullet between W’s eye slots, there wouldn’t be any mullet-sporting bounty hunters running loose on the streets with firearms. And that is not an America I can believe in.
Obviously, the Secret Service has a liberal bias.
Hillary’s prediction was only 2 months off.
Do they learn how to dress like a bail-bondsman in that training class?
ColdCupofHope: Where’s Duane “The Dog” Chapman? He could probably use some work now.
A crazy coot originally from Bangor, Maine. Who woulda thunk it?
Threatening GW’s life has become such a common offense it was downgraded to a misdemeanor to avoid packing our prisons with disgruntled far-left extremeists. You see, far-left extremists are always bottoms in prison, and it was throwing off the equilibrium.
Texan Bulldoggette: Dog has to concentrate on getting his Mullett just right in the off season.
Texan Bulldoggette: also, Dog os a Bounty Hunter, not a Bail-Bondsman.
“A man is being held in Florida by federal authorities on charges of threatening to assassinate Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama. …The Secret Service says Geisel made the threat during a training class for bail bondsmen in Miami in late July. Another tipster said Geisel also threatened President Bush.”
He was dragged away screaming “rEVOLution”, or some such crap I bet.
Oh Jesus, I can finally see the American Apparel ad you kids have been talking about. Something about a 15 year old kid with a porn ’stache that just doesn’t feel quite right. And I think the girl on the right agrees.
Ruh roh, this is CNN Breaking News. Where is Special Agent Officer Kiefer Sutherland?
apparently someone at the secret service was kinda hoping he’d make good on his first promise. i think thatprobably puts him in line with just about the entire world population.
Geisel? So is he related to Dr. Seuss? Someone should send him “Oh, the Places You’ll Go” for his trip to prison.
Texan Bulldoggette: “Dog” is currently making funeral plans to be buried amongst George Washington’s slaves. That takes up a lot of your “shoot a current (or possible) President” time. I know it does mine… I can barely get in a nap.
What American hasn’t threatened to assassinate W? If someone said they wanted to celebrate his life and achievement I’d run.
Canmon (the Inadequate): “And the Things Bubba will Make You DO”
Thank God the Secret service doesn’t read Wonkette, eh Jim.
Canmon (the Inadequate): “The Sneetches and Other Stories”?
ColdCupofHope: Ahh yes, to atone for repeatedly calling his son’s girlfriend the “N” word. I’m sure Thanksgiving is a real hoot at their place.
Goddamn Florida.
NoWireHangers: …its one thing gripe with friends and family and its another to run-off at the mouth in the middle of a training class. The level of crazy required to do that is a little scary.
No one suspected “The Dog”, since he always was telling everyone to “go with Christ”. They didn’t realize he was offering to SEND them to said deity, so the dark undertone was ignored…
AngryBlakGuy: Actually I hear he just got a job at Fort Detrick.
Geisel doesn’t like Obama and he doesn’t like Bush either? Jesus Christ, you can’t please the guy.
…the way you know that this was an authentic “Miami” based assassination attempt is the fact that guy had a machete. All Miamian have a machete in the trunk of their car for settling minor fender benders and drug negotiations!
Why don’t they just call it what it is, “Essentials XXX.” It looks like a Mitchell Brothers flick right near the end…
SayItWithWookies: …Win!
I can just imagine the reception he’ll get in jail. He’ll need security detail of his own to survive there.
AngryBlakGuy: He was planning on taking out Obie on a TransCanadian hwy going Greyhound.
/too soon?
My first investigative query would be, “Did suspect demand that we stand and pledge allegiance to the flag before answering any questions?”
Quacker: im sure i dont know what you mean…but, im the girl on the right…
Ted Geisel? Dr. Seuss? I thought he was dead. Maybe he’s back…and this time, it’s personal.
Porn’stache!! HEEHEE!
Say, does anybody know where the American Apparel Cuddle Party is tonight?
And yet no one cared about the threat to Our Greatest President Bush? Goddamnit, Miami.
Of course not. Hasn’t the last eight years taught you that Florida is not really a part of the United States?
Canmon (the Inadequate):
It is possible. This is one of his threats:
I will shoot him with a gun
I will shoot him on the run
I will shoot him when I wear red
I will shoot him ’til he’s dead
I do not like that Commie-Pinko, Girly-Man, Liberal, Tax Raising, Welfare Giveaway, Anti-American, Secret Muslim Obama
I will shoot him Sam O’Ramma.
That’s really shocking news, that someone would want to assasinate Obama. Not.
I find it amazing that the HillaryHaters blame her for this. Apparently these people no longer have their mommies around to blame for all of their problems, they now have to blame Hillary. The KKK and the rightwing militias are the ones to watch. Those people are going to be rather unhappy if there is a black president. Please, ObaMorons, please stop blaming HILLARY and your MOMMY for all of the problems on earth!