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Rub mah belly!Hey so here is something funny: That Harry Sargeant fellow — the one who has been raising massive riches for John McCain from a variety of shady, penniless sources — was in the Delta Lambda chapter of the Pi Kappa Alpha frat at Florida State, where he was the “brother” of Charlie Crist and partook in the straightest activities ever. Would you like to see some old frat pictures of Charlie Crist playing football in what looks like a pair of long white panties? No? What about Charlie Crist in a magical crown and cape? Follow us on a wonderful journey into the land of gay rapist facial hair — in other words, Florida in the 70s.


Bros before hos, man. In this photo, Charlie plays the meat in a delicious Bo-Duke-and-John-Denver sandwich. Where are they going? To some sort of pig-humping event, looks like.


Who can forget that wonderful day when Yasser Arafat was made King of Florida? Ha ha, that is actually Florida governor Charlie Crist, wearing the Fez of Homosexuality.


Here is the future governor of Florida, “quarterbacking” while wearing a pair of shorts he stole off a midget with a diaper fetish. The guy in the overalls in the background is thinking, “Damn, I wish I had those shorts … with Charlie still in them!” That came later, at the pig roast. Isn’t it time America had a vice president who can play football in tiny shorts? Consider this carefully, John McCain.

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  1. This, along with Bruce Ivins’ sorority obsession, pretty much ratifies the notion that sororities and fraternities are the nexus of all evil. Why do you think they call themselves “Greeks”? It’s an insult to lunch-counter operators everywhere.

  2. [re=54150]SuperRounder[/re]:

    Hey, don’t jump to conclusions. I know a couple of guys who wear half-shirts and who have never been a “bottom,” and who go back to their wives when they’re done poking some silly pansy faggot bitch after hours in a park restroom. Totally not gay dudes at all.

  3. [re=54170]Serolf Divad[/re]: I dunno know man, I gotta agree with [re=54165]Doglessliberal[/re] and say it all sounds pretty gay to me. Wait, do they attend church after the butt sex?

  4. when did charlie “wide stance” crist get into american apparel ads?
    and is macaca available for quarterback lessons?

  5. Love the belly-top frat shirt, happy-trail, Gillette separated unibrow combo.

    Is that an acid-washed Bud logo cap on his right-hand lover?

  6. [re=54176]Sara K. Smith[/re]: Or that I know too much. But please don’t read too much into that. I was always too straight/high/jewish to ever be allowed in a frat.

  7. I strained to look up his short shorts and then remembered that it’s a picture. What a great idea to dress to accentuate your hirsuitism, though.

  8. [re=54184]SuperRounder[/re]: yes, and then they grow up to be Republican legislators who pass anti-gay laws and get enagaged and married to beards and have buttsecks in public restrooms.

  9. [re=54210]CollegeStudent[/re]: And you support McCain? Me thinks you support Leiberman. Even my 80 year old mother-in-law is going to vote for Hopey, even though she fears the blacks “could get arrogant”.

    Boca Mahjong Club for the Black Guy ’08.

  10. Hey, bra, let’s take off our shirts and throw a football around and then go to the pier and drink some Natty Ice. I’ve got a cooler in my truck, bra.

  11. also, you can’t see it real well, but take another look at charlie going all y.a. tittle. charlie is definitely wearing his flag over the crotch on his short shorts. rather than having the SAEs grabbing at his hips, he’ll be getting bird yanks, nutjabs, and butt slaps from some strange all day.

  12. [re=54174]Servo[/re]: I know it is off-topic but I have to agree with Servo…except it could just be sour grapes about not being the lucky Pierre in that situation.

  13. White coveralls and no shirt. Man, I really wish that fashion would come back in style!

    Note to American Apparel models: Eat a sandwich, already or just douse yourselves in rib sauce. Sheesh.

  14. [re=54225]trophy(forparticipation)wife[/re]: What? What gave you that impression?
    I am full blooded Obamatard, at least since Kucinich dropped out(the only candidte I was taller than)

  15. This is like the gay version of Animal House where during the final credits it shows what became of them and the gayest of all is listed as Governor “crisco” Crist which nobody can believe, except that they totally can.

  16. [re=54276]CollegeStudent[/re]: Is there another college whatchamacallit? Sorry sonny, I don’t see so good. Oy, another reminder to eat some fiber.

  17. “Follow us on a wonderful journey into the land of gay rapist facial hair — in other words, Florida in the 70s.”
    Sadly, sigh* Florida NOW…

  18. [re=54317]freakishlystrong[/re]: there’s a ‘collegeblogger’ or something like that. He posted that earnest McCain-love post yesterday about knowing where McCain’s loyalty lay.

  19. [re=54294]Servo[/re]: I think the one behind him is a woman, not a tranny. Plus I do believe the front one is the tight slacks girl…yummy

  20. [re=54188]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: in my day they called it a “Sausage Fest” but here in Australia it’s know as a “Sausage Sizzle”

  21. Y’all must be reallly young. Porn ‘staches and short-shorts weren’t exclusive to Florida in the ’70s.

    These pics could have been of any number of guys in my high school in MoCo, MD.

    Except for the fez-and-cape ensemble. That’s kinda far-out. Was it some kind of junior Mason thing?

  22. [re=54418]keilerm[/re]: Oh hell no. Purple Butt Slacks Girl had a bad case of Butterface. This little number looks cute, albeit dismayed at being groped by ’70s ‘stache gay dude.

  23. Remember while wearing the Fez of Homosexuality to properly adjust it with the Scepter of Hedonism, particularly while wearing the Short Shorts of Masochism. Please read page 55 of your handbook for more apparel information.

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