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Rub mah belly!Hey so here is something funny: That Harry Sargeant fellow — the one who has been raising massive riches for John McCain from a variety of shady, penniless sources — was in the Delta Lambda chapter of the Pi Kappa Alpha frat at Florida State, where he was the “brother” of Charlie Crist and partook in the straightest activities ever. Would you like to see some old frat pictures of Charlie Crist playing football in what looks like a pair of long white panties? No? What about Charlie Crist in a magical crown and cape? Follow us on a wonderful journey into the land of gay rapist facial hair — in other words, Florida in the 70s.


Bros before hos, man. In this photo, Charlie plays the meat in a delicious Bo-Duke-and-John-Denver sandwich. Where are they going? To some sort of pig-humping event, looks like.


Who can forget that wonderful day when Yasser Arafat was made King of Florida? Ha ha, that is actually Florida governor Charlie Crist, wearing the Fez of Homosexuality.


Here is the future governor of Florida, “quarterbacking” while wearing a pair of shorts he stole off a midget with a diaper fetish. The guy in the overalls in the background is thinking, “Damn, I wish I had those shorts … with Charlie still in them!” That came later, at the pig roast. Isn’t it time America had a vice president who can play football in tiny shorts? Consider this carefully, John McCain.

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  • johnbpt

    I believe that those “shorts” are actually an adult diaper.

  • SuperRounder

    Is that a half shirt? QUEER!

  • Serolf Divad

    Actually, I’m pretty sure he got those shorts off this guy. Not that that particularly help his case.

  • V572625694

    This, along with Bruce Ivins’ sorority obsession, pretty much ratifies the notion that sororities and fraternities are the nexus of all evil. Why do you think they call themselves “Greeks”? It’s an insult to lunch-counter operators everywhere.

  • ManchuCandidate

    Who wears short shorts? Crist wears short shorts!

  • masterdebater

    …and he throws like a girl.

  • CollegeStudent

    Not to live up to my screenname and avatar but..
    isn’t that Pi Kappa Alpha, known affectionatly as Pikes

  • Doglessliberal

    [re=54150]SuperRounder[/re]: You beat me to it: football jersey cut to expose belly=gay.

  • Spence

    College? Those guys all look like they’re around thirty.

  • Voyou Charmant

    Pig Roast! BYOTNz

  • Serolf Divad

    [re=54150]SuperRounder[/re]:

    Hey, don’t jump to conclusions. I know a couple of guys who wear half-shirts and who have never been a “bottom,” and who go back to their wives when they’re done poking some silly pansy faggot bitch after hours in a park restroom. Totally not gay dudes at all.

  • Servo

    American Apparel has definitely crossed the line. That ad needs to go…RIGHT FUCKIN’ NOW!

  • cal

    That first photo is a super-hot threeway. Charlie looks VERY happy to be in that sandwich.

  • Sara K. Smith

    [re=54164]CollegeStudent[/re]: Shows you how much I know about Greek life. Fixed/updated.

  • sezme

    Nice crop top Mr. πKA!

  • AngryBlakGuy

    …the second photo is of Charlie Crist accepting the Miss Buffalo Chip trophy!

  • tunamelt

    It’s nice to know Greek life hasn’t changed at all since the seventies. Man-love for the win.

  • SuperRounder

    [re=54170]Serolf Divad[/re]: I dunno know man, I gotta agree with [re=54165]Doglessliberal[/re] and say it all sounds pretty gay to me. Wait, do they attend church after the butt sex?

  • RooseveltFranklin

    The half-shirt displays the trail to paradise. They look like they’ve set up a booth for mustache rides.

  • AngryBlakGuy

    …I think “Sausage Roast” would have been more accurate than “Pig Roast” or maybe even “Sausage Party”!?!?

  • thefrontpage

    Yech, all around. Gross! Please run more pictures of Paris Hilton in a bikini, or even, gawd forbid, Sarah Palin.

  • pat robertsons personal trainer

    when did charlie “wide stance” crist get into american apparel ads?
    and is macaca available for quarterback lessons?

  • AngryBlakGuy

    …is that Charlie Crist in the American Apparel photo? Naaaaaaaaaaaah, he is sandwiched between 2 women!

  • trophy(forparticipation)wife

    Love the belly-top frat shirt, happy-trail, Gillette separated unibrow combo.

    Is that an acid-washed Bud logo cap on his right-hand lover?

  • 4tehlulz

    [re=54150]SuperRounder[/re]: My first thought.

  • queeraselvis v 2.0

    Now I know where Nintendo got its model for Super Mario.

  • RuperttheBear

    “Pi Kappa Alpha” is greek for sweaty-man-buttsecs.

    Just saying.

  • BadNewsJack

    Thats gayer than five guys blowing six guys.

  • Spence

    Um, is that Charlie Christ in the American Apparel ad?

  • RooseveltFranklin

    I remember when everyone had that Budweiser cap the lumberjack is wearing.

  • S.Luggo

    “Charlie Crist sends his receiver out for a long one.”

  • CollegeStudent

    [re=54176]Sara K. Smith[/re]: Or that I know too much. But please don’t read too much into that. I was always too straight/high/jewish to ever be allowed in a frat.

  • Dave J.

    That really is a pretty wide stance he’s got for throwing the football. I bet it went about five yards.

  • BadNewsJack

    I’d like to be the meat in that sandwich…….
    oh wait I’m talking about the American Apparel ad, not the Fratboy threesome.

  • trophy(forparticipation)wife

    I strained to look up his short shorts and then remembered that it’s a picture. What a great idea to dress to accentuate your hirsuitism, though.

  • johnbpt

    Who knew that Freddy Mercury played football?

  • Gopherit v2.0

    He and his frat brothers look like some of the 70s porn finest.

    http://stereogum.com/img/ronjeremy_johnholmes.jpg

    Totally not gay.

  • Doglessliberal

    [re=54184]SuperRounder[/re]: yes, and then they grow up to be Republican legislators who pass anti-gay laws and get enagaged and married to beards and have buttsecks in public restrooms.

  • Joey Ratz

    Huh. I thought this would be about Charlie’s long-lost porn stash. Gotta go learn how to read.

  • AnnieGetYourFun

    [re=54216]johnbpt[/re]: Going to ironically humming “Fat Bottomed Girls” for the rest of the day.

  • trophy(forparticipation)wife

    [re=54210]CollegeStudent[/re]: And you support McCain? Me thinks you support Leiberman. Even my 80 year old mother-in-law is going to vote for Hopey, even though she fears the blacks “could get arrogant”.

    Boca Mahjong Club for the Black Guy ’08.

  • tunamelt

    Hey, bra, let’s take off our shirts and throw a football around and then go to the pier and drink some Natty Ice. I’ve got a cooler in my truck, bra.

  • tsunami

    nice side shot of the blue american apparal girl.

  • pat robertsons personal trainer

    also, you can’t see it real well, but take another look at charlie going all y.a. tittle. charlie is definitely wearing his flag over the crotch on his short shorts. rather than having the SAEs grabbing at his hips, he’ll be getting bird yanks, nutjabs, and butt slaps from some strange all day.

  • blackdontcrack

    Wow, he looked really “ethnic” back then. Probably got a lot of dick in college.

  • PrairiePossum

    I’m now convinced Charlie is straight. No self-respecting gay man would allow someone to photograph him dressed like that.

  • keilerm

    [re=54174]Servo[/re]: I know it is off-topic but I have to agree with Servo…except it could just be sour grapes about not being the lucky Pierre in that situation.

  • trophy(forparticipation)wife

    [re=54233]tsunami[/re]: We are doomed if we get this one.

    http://www.adrants.com/images/american_apparel_fully_clothed.jpg

  • sanantonerose

    White coveralls and no shirt. Man, I really wish that fashion would come back in style!

    Note to American Apparel models: Eat a sandwich, already or just douse yourselves in rib sauce. Sheesh.

  • Not_So_Much

    He is hunkalicious! I can’t believe he isn’t married!

    Wait, what?

  • CollegeStudent

    [re=54225]trophy(forparticipation)wife[/re]: What? What gave you that impression?
    I am full blooded Obamatard, at least since Kucinich dropped out(the only candidte I was taller than)

  • mr.november

    Now I know the inspiration for screenname shortsshortshorts.

  • Botswana Meat Commission FC

    Lt. Dangle!

  • ShortShadey

    Too bad he didn’t play intramural basketball: “Crist saves…”

  • cynbot

    [re=54163]masterdebater[/re]: I’m surprised he can throw at all, considering how limp his wrist is.

  • Servo

    [re=54248]keilerm[/re]:
    The jury is still out on the gender of the one behind him. Chicks with dicks?

  • sezme

    This is like the gay version of Animal House where during the final credits it shows what became of them and the gayest of all is listed as Governor “crisco” Crist which nobody can believe, except that they totally can.

  • trophy(forparticipation)wife

    [re=54276]CollegeStudent[/re]: Is there another college whatchamacallit? Sorry sonny, I don’t see so good. Oy, another reminder to eat some fiber.

  • freakishlystrong

    “Follow us on a wonderful journey into the land of gay rapist facial hair — in other words, Florida in the 70s.”
    Sadly, sigh* Florida NOW…

  • Quacker

    [re=54156]Serolf Divad[/re]:
    Absolut Win!

  • larz

    Crist – 70’s porn star, magician, and Depends model.

  • Doglessliberal

    [re=54245]PrairiePossum[/re]: no, he’s a self-hating closeted gay man pretending tobe a right wing Republican.

  • Doglessliberal

    [re=54317]freakishlystrong[/re]: there’s a ‘collegeblogger’ or something like that. He posted that earnest McCain-love post yesterday about knowing where McCain’s loyalty lay.

  • sanantonerose

    Tri-lamb. It’s delicious!

  • sanantonerose

    [re=54339]larz[/re]: Charlie Crist could be the Liberace of the White House. Bling bling.

  • gurukalehuru

    [re=54276]CollegeStudent[/re]: Your comments yesterday. Unless you have a name troll. If so, many apologies.

  • shortsshortsshorts

    Christ gives shorts a terrible name. Damn him.

  • KevoTron

    I got nothin’. gay. that is all.

  • keilerm

    [re=54294]Servo[/re]: I think the one behind him is a woman, not a tranny. Plus I do believe the front one is the tight slacks girl…yummy

  • ColdCupofHope

    Everything is so tight where is should be loose, and loose where it should be tight. *shutter*

  • GrouchoMarxist

    Don’t know or care if he’s gay…but if he’s a Pike, we know he’s a MAJOR douchebag.

  • Jukesgrrl

    Notice the pig is above Charlie’s head. You think that was an accident? He had all those guys.

  • librarianerin

    I live in Central Florida. Some people still dress this way.

  • expatinOz

    [re=54188]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: in my day they called it a “Sausage Fest” but here in Australia it’s know as a “Sausage Sizzle”

  • hamletta

    Y’all must be reallly young. Porn ‘staches and short-shorts weren’t exclusive to Florida in the ’70s.

    These pics could have been of any number of guys in my high school in MoCo, MD.

    Except for the fez-and-cape ensemble. That’s kinda far-out. Was it some kind of junior Mason thing?

  • LittlePig

    [re=54418]keilerm[/re]: Oh hell no. Purple Butt Slacks Girl had a bad case of Butterface. This little number looks cute, albeit dismayed at being groped by ’70s ‘stache gay dude.

  • Geep
  • Godot

    You want the mustache on, or off?

    “Off, please.”

    …Too bad.

  • Flounder

    If you think that American Apparel ad is naughty, check this out:

    http://store.americanapparel.net/women-tank-tops.html

    Scroll down to the mesh tops……

    naughty indeed.

  • bwcbwc

    That’s not Crist. That’s pornstar Ron “Hedgehog” Jeremy.

  • Edywin

    Remember while wearing the Fez of Homosexuality to properly adjust it with the Scepter of Hedonism, particularly while wearing the Short Shorts of Masochism. Please read page 55 of your handbook for more apparel information.

  • Edywin

    Also the European term is “Wearing the “mustache of Bukkake.” Or in some very rare radical cases, “Womb Broom”.

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