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  • ALERT ALERT!: HEY COLORADO RESIDENTS who like the HOPE GUY — this website just appeared literally within the last few minutes and you can get Obama convention acceptance speech tickets there! Quicky quicky! [Barack Obama]

4:47 PM on Wed August 6 2008
By Jim Newell
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  1. Boy, they *really* want Colorado, don’t they? They’ll get it.

  2. SuperRounder says at 4:50 pm, August 6th, 2008

    Shit! I gotta get my date within panty throwing range. Hopefully she’s got an arm like Tom Brady.

  3. The Real JR Revisted says at 4:50 pm, August 6th, 2008

    FUCK! You have to be from Colorado I think!

  4. kellygrrrl says at 4:51 pm, August 6th, 2008

    We don’t need no stinkin’ Credentials!!!!

  5. columnv says at 4:51 pm, August 6th, 2008

    bling, bling!

  6. StripesAndPlaids says at 4:51 pm, August 6th, 2008

    Denver is a long way from home. Does anybody want to carpool?

  7. eyegoneblack says at 4:55 pm, August 6th, 2008

    I’ve signed up - now I should check to see if this ain’t some identity stealin’ prank…

  8. tunamelt says at 5:00 pm, August 6th, 2008

    The Real JR Revisted: Yeah, I frantically clicked, and then started to fill it out before I realized: “community” meant Colorado.

  9. SayItWithWookies says at 5:00 pm, August 6th, 2008

    Crap. He’s not ascending to heaven on a fiery chariot until after his first term, right?

  10. shortsshortsshorts says at 5:07 pm, August 6th, 2008

    SayItWithWookies: For this convention Jeebus will carry him on his back and claim it as an image of redemption from his previous experience of carrying the cross.

  11. pdiddycornchips says at 5:07 pm, August 6th, 2008

    Good thing they changed the name of the stadium from Coors field to Invesco. When Coors ran the place they didn’t allow blacks or jews in.

  12. Blow Up Speaker Doll says at 5:22 pm, August 6th, 2008

    Meh. I’m over the Barry thing.

  13. eyegoneblack says at 5:51 pm, August 6th, 2008

    pdiddycornchips: Dude, Coors is baseball, Invesco is football.

    Jesus, doesn’t anyone pay attention to us? Oh, nevermind.

  14. trophy(forparticipation)wife says at 5:57 pm, August 6th, 2008

    I tried to get a spot for my sister-in-law and her husband but I didn’t click the “I will give every free moment of my time to try to convince teddy bear sweatshirted Sam’s Club seniorettes to vote for Obama” button, so it didn’t work.

  15. I just pledged my firstborn to the Obamas in exchange for a possible seat.

    pdiddycornchips: Coors sells Hebrew National. Don’t ask me about Invesco because I hate football.

  16. regisgoat says at 9:28 am, August 7th, 2008

    Are they serving beer? No. So will I watch the big moment on TV instead? Yes.

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