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  • DISTURBANCE IN OUR LOCALE: A Wonkette tipster writes: “Something’s going on in Dupont.. there is a row of ambulances and firetrucks lining New Hampshire from the Jury’s up to Corcoran St… also seems to be Special Ops and other fire dept- related cars…. Any idea what’s up?” Yeah no clue whatsoever, since we haven’t left our house in 10 months. Maybe Miss Buffalo Trollop Chip is showing off her cans for the local enforcement officers?

3:30 PM on Tue August 5 2008
By Jim Newell
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  1. NotUrEvryDayWEzl says at 3:32 pm, August 5th, 2008

    Hmm… maybe a meth lab esplode?

  2. AngryBlakGuy says at 3:35 pm, August 5th, 2008

    …if you see a Goa’uld sarcophagus go by then its Dick Cheney.

  3. SayItWithWookies says at 3:37 pm, August 5th, 2008

    Larry Craig has barricaded himself in a men’s room and is demanding a Chippendale’s dancer.

  4. tunamelt says at 3:38 pm, August 5th, 2008

    Maybe Miss Buffalo Trollop Chip is showing off her cans for the local enforcement officers?

    Please tell me you brought your cell phone cam, operative.

  5. It’s The Lord’s fury coming down to your sinful city, you DC people. Can’t you see it? The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you… Arghhh…!

  6. tunamelt says at 3:41 pm, August 5th, 2008

    tunamelt: , and Richard Cohen is a stupid dick.

  7. Mumble Softly says at 3:41 pm, August 5th, 2008

    Its another terrorist attack, staged by Bush and Cheney, to deflect attention from the imploding economy, and to ensure that they can declare martial law and declare themselves President and Vice President for life.

    Back in line , no talking !!

  8. Political Addict says at 3:43 pm, August 5th, 2008

    Maybe Obama ducked out of the gym for a cigarette (which explains the firetrucks). Can’t be too careful with the President in Waiting.

  9. Doglessliberal says at 3:44 pm, August 5th, 2008

    Nothing on local news, so probably Night at the Museum 57 filming or something like that. I know the latest installment is using Smithsonian, so maybe they needed some outdoor shots elsewhere in DC.

    Either that or a summer associates’ farewell party at a law firm got a bit out of hand.

  10. Political Addict: If he’s wearing a tight T-shirt, they should be sending in riot police soon as well.

  11. 4tehlulz says at 3:51 pm, August 5th, 2008

    Richard Cohen was a stupid dick and tried to use his Kindle, resulting in mass casualties.

  12. Rev. Juan MessyCan says at 4:08 pm, August 5th, 2008

    Richard Cohen tried to set fire to a bookstore using a fa…, er, homosexual, because growing up he learned they made the best kindling. He did grow up in the Middle Ages, right? I heard McCain tutored him in Latin.

  13. hrhkingfriday says at 8:02 pm, August 5th, 2008

    Maybe the same thing as whatever shut down chinatown right before the coldplay concert?

  14. Oscar Folsom Cleveland says at 3:03 am, August 6th, 2008

    Juan decided to ask Cheney to be his Veep but they got into a bad fight, Juan’s cancerous swollen cheek exploded poisonous gas and Cheney’s artificial heart gave out. Then Giuliani decided to pull the building down even though it wasn’t damaged by the “hijacked aircraft”.

  15. MilwaukeeKent says at 4:22 am, August 6th, 2008

    Might want to ask your New York friends about this — sounds like a routine swarm, a homeland security drill. Fill the block with first responders.

    Of course it’s Dupont and there’s plenty of embassies around…

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