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AIR WALNUTS: “In McCain’s spacious first class area, there are 12 plush leather seats for the candidate, his wife and senior staffers. The ’straight talk’ area features a long leather bench and another first class seat which McCain sits in when he talks to the press — or would, if he used the area.” [CBS News]
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Good thing he’s not an elitist.
And anyone who disagrees with the Straight Talk is taken out to the main door and thrown out the plane whether it’s in flight or not.
“All of these sections are separated by curtains, which are always shut as tightly as possible as soon as the plane takes off in order to keep the different sections of the plane from interacting with each other.
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Yes, discourage all interaction, it’s the Republican way! Another way of saying “get off my lawn, and while you’re at it, get outta my country!”
Dear God! What are they cutting in the Meet Your Meat ad?
Band-aid covering a “Cougar bite?” (a/k/a Bud-Lite bottle hurled in anger that no amount of Viagra will make a man that old f*ck)
I hope there’s a beer garden.
Does the plane have a fully staffed infirmary?
Man, the comments section of other websites always makes me want to run back to Wonkette. Someone tried sarcasm when commenting on the original article, and got taken seriously:
“What does that uppity Obama think he’’s doing, getting all out of line like that? Ridin” in that fancy plane. Youse folks makin” these here comments be sure to set him straight, ya hear!”
Replied with:
“denzel, cuba gooding jr, 50 cent, colin powell etc etc etc bought their own jets/airplanes and I don”t begrudge them even a little bitty bit. How is your pent-up frustration doing?”
Well, now I’m thinking about it, it was sarcasm right? Or is the reply sarcastic? Dammit, why can’t they just be sarcastic all the time, like here?
Carrie_Okie: “Anger”? I would expect something more along the lines of “relief”.
One imagines there’s a small handle on the Straight Talk seat to flush out all that ’straight talk’. I hope nobody gets hit by clumps of frozen ’straight talk’ as it …could be bad. All that ‘candor’, you know.
It’d be nice for Hopey to have a convenient hoop nearby and an endless supply of basketballs so he can randomly sink a few as he talks. Without looking, even. “’scuse me. *thump* *swish* Now, as you were saying?”
Good thing my candidate has vegan hemp seat-covering and hope-inflated tires on his bus.
given how crotchety he is about obama’s press dominance, there probably aren’t enough reporters to fill walnuts’s special press section. which is a good thing, since that part of the plane also doubles as a viagra/vicodin stashbox.
>>The ’straight talk’ area features a long leather bench
Does it also have stirrups and belts to strap down the press?
All this leather makes me wonder WALNUTS is just worn out from too many sessions with the Beerminatrix.
So WALNUTS! is finally in a plane he won’t crash. Good work, Senator. Unfortunately for you, the “natives” below this bird will still eat you for lunch.
Long Leather Bench, a.k.a. Depends® Changing Station?
The harness is to keep Cindy from trying to snort the baby powder…
Sheepeater:
Colin Powell has a gulfstream? Damn, selling your soul to the Neocons is more lucrative then I thought. Let that be a lesson to you kids out there. Stay in school, work hard, be loyal and you too could someday own your own private jet. Or you do what fiddy did. Pop a cap in someones’ ass and sing derivative gangsta rap.
13 seats and a long leather bench? Sounds like he fit his average rally audience in there. I JUST GAVE YOU A MONEY SAVING TIP, YOU OLD FUCK.
Yes, and the Titanic had nifty deck chairs.
What’s the point of having all those great barcalounger thingamabobs if’n nobody ever gets to use them? It’s turning into a major campaign issue, as revealed by a particularly pissy-take from Colonel Howie “The Horror” Kurtz:
“National correspondents traveling with the candidate did not get to ask McCain a question for four days, and grew angry when a short media availability was scheduled for late afternoon Friday in Panama City, Fla. — too late to do them much good and requiring extra flights for those who had planned to head home for the weekend.
While the front of McCain’s plane was reconfigured with a couch and two captain’s chairs to allow for easy conversation, journalists say he has invited them up only once, on a trip to Colombia. On the ground, his availability is sometimes limited to a quick gaggle with a small group of pool reporters.”
So, while stiffarming the traveling national media in favour of local bingo-callers, McCain then trumpets that the media is in love with his opponent and is deliberately ignoring McCain and his vital message to voters. Which coverage he then gets, because the media doesn’t like to be accused of being in the tank for a particular candydate.
Rather like Hillaryous once demanded the media stop its sexist penchant for ignoring her campaign about nothing. Which they did. How did that end for her again? It seems like so long ago…
pdiddycornchips: It’s leased.
Sheepeater:
You should try commenting on “Jezebel”. Make ironic comments about menopause, they love that.
OuterBoroughPrincess: It appears to be tenderloin…filet mignon on the hoof. Actually looks like a really good cut of meat, just a bit bloodier than when it finally gets to the supermarket. Sort of makes me hungry looking at it. I think I’ll stop off and slaughter a cow on the way home for dinner tonight.
He’s too busy joining the Mile High Club with blonde lobbyists.
Canuckledragger:
I’d love to see David Broder’s take his Grandpa Boyfriend’s current press freeze-out. Wait, no I wouldn’t. It’d probably include some phrase about the McCain campaign leaving the national press stranded at a T.G.I. Friday’s salad bar, or perhaps throwing them under the truck.
Fata Morgana: Liar! Now I have to go find where they mailed my nuts…
OuterBoroughPrincess: Am I the only one who sees serendipitous but hilarious humour in the juxtaposition of the “Meat Your Meet” ad and the American Apparel Swimsuit Girl?
Sure would be cool if Hopey’s plane had spinning chrome rims, and Panamanian Strongman Juan Macain’s landing gear could be modified to look like one of those super-duper golf carts the oldsters in AZ take out on the public roads.
why doesn’t he crash is airplane again and live like a POW…please? or are those first class seats too cushy? Or maybe those seats aren’t nice compared to the one’s you get in Nam, hense the lack of use
Goddamned biased liberal Commie gay anti-Christ corporate media! They’re so in love with Paris Hussein Osama they’ll print anything about Walnuts! just for free hors d’ouevres on the Obama love ship. Sick!!
McNutface did not forget to take of the little people, as seen here:
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2045/2511649810_3188b52d47.jpg?v=0
Is the bandaid in the photo a target? Maybe glows in the dark?
Obviously, the McCain plane is spec-ed out for some other candidate, who wants to meet with the press. There will be a compressed time-frame after the neo-cons drop McCain. They have to wait for Labor Day for the nominating convention to be over, and then they have less than two months to make the hit, substitute a candidate, and steal the election. Is the aircraft tricked out for Romney (big family) or Huckabee (rock band)? Who whacks Jamacane and takes up the bloody mantle?