NATION OF EFFETES  1:29 pm August 4, 2008

Romney: I Stalk Obama In Online Porn Chat Rooms

by Jim Newell

Here is Mormon candidate Mitt Romney on the Morning Joe program today, being an idiot. He says Obama is “well-spoken” and “attractive” and a hot “internet date” with whom he wants to engage in coitus. But! Not presidential! (Oh and hey, Joe Scarborough, you’re pretty good here, considering you host a chatty morning show on a cable news network! We hear… real questions, and facts, countering the McCain team’s psychobabble! Keep this up hmm?) [MSNBC]

 
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shortsshortsshorts August 4, 2008 at 1:32 pm

Obama is:

Smart,
Good looking,
Professional
Somewhat-bi-partisan,
Highly diplomatic
Internationally respected,
Confident,
A natural leader,
Logical,

NOT PRESIDENTIAL.

ManchuCandidate August 4, 2008 at 1:32 pm

For once, I’d like to hear Mittens say: “I’d like to tap that foot.”

JamesMichaelCurley August 4, 2008 at 1:33 pm

Don’t encourage joe Scarborough. He still has boxes of uncounted Florida votes for Al Gore and a dead intern hidden in a Public Storage locker somewhere.

RuperttheBear August 4, 2008 at 1:41 pm

FUCK! I was expecting MITTENS and instead there was a TALKING RAT with human hands and bad adenoids. JEEBUS!

I had to turn it off.

BadNewsJack August 4, 2008 at 1:41 pm

Why are all the pretty ones always secretly gay or crazy?

schvitzatura August 4, 2008 at 1:41 pm

I’m also guessing being compared to Joseph Smith would be considered funny (ha ha!?!)…in some circles…

Canuckledragger August 4, 2008 at 1:42 pm

Well, at 1:30 in the pm, Jim Newell finally drags his ginger ass out of the rack and makes his first post of the day, having left SKS to do the yeoman’s work all morning long.

I protest this lack of respect for SKS. They force her to do all the cooking and cleaning, to tidy up after poker night, to sleep on the wet spot, and now…. to do all the actually posting while the boys have their three martooni lunches. E-nuff!

I wanna know why Hillary hasn’t renounced, denounced, rejected and condemned this obvious sexist abuse of our much-adored SKS at the hands of the all-male cabal wut runs this here show!

[Clearly, I will spout off any old malarkey just so's I might be able to sidle up next to the fetching SKS. Even if said malarkey is true.]

SayItWithWookies August 4, 2008 at 1:42 pm

What exactly did Mitt Romney do as Massachusetts governor? Besides, that is, being constantly run over by the legislature? It’s amusing that Governor Roadkill is accusing someone else of lacking substance.

blackdontcrack August 4, 2008 at 1:42 pm

Joe Scarborough is so cute.

Why does Mitt sounds like Bob Dole???

trophy(forparticipation)wife August 4, 2008 at 1:45 pm

If you stop the video and pull the arrow from 1:30 to 1:42, it’s good fun with Mitt’s eyebrows.

sanantonerose August 4, 2008 at 1:48 pm

[re=51264]Canuckledragger[/re]: Mmmmm…ginger ass. Good with milk.

anabellum August 4, 2008 at 1:49 pm

[re=51267]trophy(forparticipation)wife[/re]: thanks for the tip..thats the most fun ive had all day…

1:42 to 1:54 is good also..

SuperRounder August 4, 2008 at 1:49 pm

Oh Mittens. Why are you letting WALNUTS! use you? In the end, all you’ll have is no credibility and stains on your funny underpants.

StripesAndPlaids August 4, 2008 at 1:49 pm

Wow. The utter contempt McCain shows towards Obama is stunning. I’ve seen other campaigns denigrate candidates, obviously, but never the out and out absolute lack of respect that McCain is showing. He’s already at 10 on the contempt meter, and looking at 11. I’m hoping one of those smart Obama people are going to figure out how to turn this on McCain. And quick.

WhatTheHeck August 4, 2008 at 1:51 pm

Is Mitt beginning to sound vice-presidential here.

Of course the ads are funny… to old, white people.

BadNewsJack August 4, 2008 at 1:52 pm

[re=51267]trophy(forparticipation)wife[/re]: My god, i think I found out what Im doing for the rest of the day. Brows up, brows down, brows up, brows down….

trophy(forparticipation)wife August 4, 2008 at 1:54 pm

[re=51270]anabellum[/re]: Tried to make me go to rehab and I said no (1:42) no (1:54) no (1:42).

freakishlystrong August 4, 2008 at 1:55 pm

[re=51272]StripesAndPlaids[/re]: Or maybe all that hate and contempt will prompt a “Scanners” moment

shortsshortsshorts August 4, 2008 at 1:56 pm

[re=51273]WhatTheHeck[/re]: PLEASE make it so PLEASE let the Mormon be Veep. Finally, we can laugh again.

Advocatus_Diaboli August 4, 2008 at 1:57 pm

[re=51267]trophy(forparticipation)wife[/re]: Thanks! That’s the most interesting thing I’ve ever seen from Mittens (and I live in Massachusetts).

[still hoping for the WALNUTS!/Mittens ticket!]

AnnieGetYourFun August 4, 2008 at 1:57 pm

(1) The McCain ad is not funny. I’m good with humor, but that ad wasn’t meant to be humorous – it was meant to call into question Obama’s ability to lead and to call him ‘that popular jerk’. If they had actually mocked Obama, that would have been on thing, but there was no chuckling in that ad. AT ALL.

(2) God, I hate Mitt Romney. Hate, hate, hate.

(3) No, really, despite the extreme blow job that was this ‘interview’, at least they did call Mittens out on his misquoting Obama.

trophy(forparticipation)wife August 4, 2008 at 2:00 pm

[re=51282]Advocatus_Diaboli[/re]: Is it obvious that I have trouble listening to him?

AngryBlakGuy August 4, 2008 at 2:03 pm

…can someone punch this S.O.B. in the throat already! Please?

Fear of a Black Reagan August 4, 2008 at 2:05 pm

[re=51293]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: I hear Tim Kaine’s secret power is the Cock Punch. It will come in handy in the VP debates.

Canuckledragger August 4, 2008 at 2:07 pm

[re=51283]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: “…it was meant to call into question Obama’s ability to lead and to call him ‘that popular jerk’.”

Yeppers. Karl Rove began the development of this narrative a month or so back when he referred to BHO as that cool dude with the hot date and the martini glass at the golf club, mocking the lesser humans in his midst. They’ll keep hammering at Hopey’s greatest strength – ‘coz it’s what the Repubs do – until everyone on Earth silently wonders, “Who does this uppity Negro think he IS?”

BadNewsJack August 4, 2008 at 2:07 pm

[re=51293]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Or at least drop kick him down a flight of stairs.

Gopherit v2.0 August 4, 2008 at 2:07 pm

Somebody’s still not over the Mark of Cain thing.

Fucking Douchebag.

MoodProcessor August 4, 2008 at 2:08 pm

[re=51293]AngryBlakGuy[/re]:
I was just thinking that Rombley’s voice makes me want to hit him really hard, in the fact/head/neck area. Fist, elbow, knee, automobile…whatever’s handy.

StripesAndPlaids August 4, 2008 at 2:09 pm

[re=51293]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: “…can someone punch this S.O.B. in the throat already! Please?”

DIBS!

magic titty August 4, 2008 at 2:28 pm

[re=51246]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: You see the word “White” in that description anywhere?
No?
Then not presidential.

CivicHoliday August 4, 2008 at 2:39 pm

[re=51264]Canuckledragger[/re]: So wait a sec, speaking of Hillary, where IS she in all of this? No defender of specious attacks? Oh…wait…that’s right, she’s the one who came UP with the brilliant plan to call Obama out as a worthless grandstander who has nothing to offer but his good looks and worship-worthy speaches. Good one, Hill.

Aurelio August 4, 2008 at 2:41 pm

Why is Romney laughing, smiling and giggling through the whole interview? Is one of his many wives tickling his anus with a $10,000 bill?

Godot August 4, 2008 at 2:55 pm

[re=51270]anabellum[/re]: Whoa, 1:42 to 1:54 is pretty good. Cue the Haddaway track.

greensprout August 4, 2008 at 3:40 pm

MSNBC: What do you think about McCain’s ads?
Mittens: Obama said this and that, and is totally hot lol, but also did this other thing.
MSNBC: Well okay, but what about McCain?
Mittens: Obama is bad because Americans are gonna want what I tell them to!
MSNBC: All right… what about McCain’s VP pick?
Mittens: Huh? I have no idea. Nobody does.
MSNBC: We kind of do.
Mittens:…Obama is Moses!

SwanSwanH August 4, 2008 at 4:38 pm

Not only does Mittens say that the black guy is “well-spoken,” but also that he’s met Congressman Cantor, and that he’s a nice Jewboy.

It’s just a bummer that neither will be going to the same level of Heaven as him.

TaraAriano August 5, 2008 at 12:37 pm
danielboone August 5, 2008 at 7:24 pm

Every morning when i wake up I go downstairs and turn on MSNBC and rub my flaccid cock on Mika Brezynski’s face until it becomes engorged.

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