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Here is Mormon candidate Mitt Romney on the Morning Joe program today, being an idiot. He says Obama is “well-spoken” and “attractive” and a hot “internet date” with whom he wants to engage in coitus. But! Not presidential! (Oh and hey, Joe Scarborough, you’re pretty good here, considering you host a chatty morning show on a cable news network! We hear… real questions, and facts, countering the McCain team’s psychobabble! Keep this up hmm?) [MSNBC]
Obama is:
Smart,
Good looking,
Professional
Somewhat-bi-partisan,
Highly diplomatic
Internationally respected,
Confident,
A natural leader,
Logical,
NOT PRESIDENTIAL.
For once, I’d like to hear Mittens say: “I’d like to tap that foot.”
Don’t encourage joe Scarborough. He still has boxes of uncounted Florida votes for Al Gore and a dead intern hidden in a Public Storage locker somewhere.
FUCK! I was expecting MITTENS and instead there was a TALKING RAT with human hands and bad adenoids. JEEBUS!
I had to turn it off.
Why are all the pretty ones always secretly gay or crazy?
I’m also guessing being compared to Joseph Smith would be considered funny (ha ha!?!)…in some circles…
Well, at 1:30 in the pm, Jim Newell finally drags his ginger ass out of the rack and makes his first post of the day, having left SKS to do the yeoman’s work all morning long.
I protest this lack of respect for SKS. They force her to do all the cooking and cleaning, to tidy up after poker night, to sleep on the wet spot, and now…. to do all the actually posting while the boys have their three martooni lunches. E-nuff!
I wanna know why Hillary hasn’t renounced, denounced, rejected and condemned this obvious sexist abuse of our much-adored SKS at the hands of the all-male cabal wut runs this here show!
[Clearly, I will spout off any old malarkey just so's I might be able to sidle up next to the fetching SKS. Even if said malarkey is true.]
What exactly did Mitt Romney do as Massachusetts governor? Besides, that is, being constantly run over by the legislature? It’s amusing that Governor Roadkill is accusing someone else of lacking substance.
Joe Scarborough is so cute.
Why does Mitt sounds like Bob Dole???
If you stop the video and pull the arrow from 1:30 to 1:42, it’s good fun with Mitt’s eyebrows.
Canuckledragger: Mmmmm…ginger ass. Good with milk.
trophy(forparticipation)wife: thanks for the tip..thats the most fun ive had all day…
1:42 to 1:54 is good also..
Oh Mittens. Why are you letting WALNUTS! use you? In the end, all you’ll have is no credibility and stains on your funny underpants.
Wow. The utter contempt McCain shows towards Obama is stunning. I’ve seen other campaigns denigrate candidates, obviously, but never the out and out absolute lack of respect that McCain is showing. He’s already at 10 on the contempt meter, and looking at 11. I’m hoping one of those smart Obama people are going to figure out how to turn this on McCain. And quick.
Is Mitt beginning to sound vice-presidential here.
Of course the ads are funny… to old, white people.
trophy(forparticipation)wife: My god, i think I found out what Im doing for the rest of the day. Brows up, brows down, brows up, brows down….
anabellum: Tried to make me go to rehab and I said no (1:42) no (1:54) no (1:42).
StripesAndPlaids: Or maybe all that hate and contempt will prompt a “Scanners” moment
WhatTheHeck: PLEASE make it so PLEASE let the Mormon be Veep. Finally, we can laugh again.
trophy(forparticipation)wife: Thanks! That’s the most interesting thing I’ve ever seen from Mittens (and I live in Massachusetts).
[still hoping for the WALNUTS!/Mittens ticket!]
(1) The McCain ad is not funny. I’m good with humor, but that ad wasn’t meant to be humorous - it was meant to call into question Obama’s ability to lead and to call him ‘that popular jerk’. If they had actually mocked Obama, that would have been on thing, but there was no chuckling in that ad. AT ALL.
(2) God, I hate Mitt Romney. Hate, hate, hate.
(3) No, really, despite the extreme blow job that was this ‘interview’, at least they did call Mittens out on his misquoting Obama.
Advocatus_Diaboli: Is it obvious that I have trouble listening to him?
…can someone punch this S.O.B. in the throat already! Please?
AngryBlakGuy: I hear Tim Kaine’s secret power is the Cock Punch. It will come in handy in the VP debates.
AnnieGetYourFun: “…it was meant to call into question Obama’s ability to lead and to call him ‘that popular jerk’.”
Yeppers. Karl Rove began the development of this narrative a month or so back when he referred to BHO as that cool dude with the hot date and the martini glass at the golf club, mocking the lesser humans in his midst. They’ll keep hammering at Hopey’s greatest strength - ‘coz it’s what the Repubs do - until everyone on Earth silently wonders, “Who does this uppity Negro think he IS?”
AngryBlakGuy: Or at least drop kick him down a flight of stairs.
Somebody’s still not over the Mark of Cain thing.
Fucking Douchebag.
AngryBlakGuy:
I was just thinking that Rombley’s voice makes me want to hit him really hard, in the fact/head/neck area. Fist, elbow, knee, automobile…whatever’s handy.
AngryBlakGuy: “…can someone punch this S.O.B. in the throat already! Please?”
DIBS!
shortsshortsshorts: You see the word “White” in that description anywhere?
No?
Then not presidential.
Canuckledragger: So wait a sec, speaking of Hillary, where IS she in all of this? No defender of specious attacks? Oh…wait…that’s right, she’s the one who came UP with the brilliant plan to call Obama out as a worthless grandstander who has nothing to offer but his good looks and worship-worthy speaches. Good one, Hill.
Why is Romney laughing, smiling and giggling through the whole interview? Is one of his many wives tickling his anus with a $10,000 bill?
anabellum: Whoa, 1:42 to 1:54 is pretty good. Cue the Haddaway track.
MSNBC: What do you think about McCain’s ads?
Mittens: Obama said this and that, and is totally hot lol, but also did this other thing.
MSNBC: Well okay, but what about McCain?
Mittens: Obama is bad because Americans are gonna want what I tell them to!
MSNBC: All right… what about McCain’s VP pick?
Mittens: Huh? I have no idea. Nobody does.
MSNBC: We kind of do.
Mittens:…Obama is Moses!
Not only does Mittens say that the black guy is “well-spoken,” but also that he’s met Congressman Cantor, and that he’s a nice Jewboy.
It’s just a bummer that neither will be going to the same level of Heaven as him.
We just posted audio from the interview at Entertonement.
Every morning when i wake up I go downstairs and turn on MSNBC and rub my flaccid cock on Mika Brezynski’s face until it becomes engorged.