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They even called her “our commander in sheath”! Michelle Obama officially joined Vanity Fair’s International Best Dressed List, while Cindy McCain sat at home and wept into her Chico’s catalog. [NYDN/Vanity Fair]
THIS IS WHY BARACK OBAMA WILL BE ELECTED
‘Vanity Fair’ Thinks Michelle Obama Is A Snappy Dresser
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on Wed July 30 2008
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Sara K. Smith
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Perhaps Cindy should stop throwing on the makeup like a trollop, you cunts.
Well, Cindy’s the Most Sedated.
Just look at the title of the magazine, people! Vanity Fair! More than likely Cindy will soon have a feature in Modesty Fair. Because she’s not vain, like the Obamas.
How can Michelle be on the Vanity Fair best-dressed list? Isn’t she, like, black or something?
Serolf Divad: I think it’s more likely she’ll get some kind of mention in the next edition of the Physicians Desk Reference. Possibly even High Times.
…maybe Cindy could be on the cover of “High Times”?
KevoTron: The Journal of Plastic Surgery is a good possibility as well. (”The Effects of Multiple Botox Injections on Women over 50″)
Don’t take it personally Cindy — the elites are just prejudiced against red Budweiser-themed jumpsuits.
KevoTron: …damn you!
Oh, we’re gonna have “our commander in sheath” for real. It’ll be nice to have a president who recognizes forms of birth control other prayer and blue GAP dresses.
cindy made the fold-out for Redbook
…WALNUTS! can be on the cover of the AARP monthly magazine.
AngryBlakGuy: Well… that was kind low-hanging fruit, no?
By the way, I think I read something about America’s next “First Trollop” in Penthouse Forum last month…
OK she looks great. But where’s she hiding the AK-47?
I’d do her.
I think she wears nice clothes to HIDE HER BIG ASS!
I’d commander her sheath.
Maybe if Cindy Mac brushed the cookie crumbs and cocaine leave-ins off of her dresses, she’d look a bit snazzier and less cunty.
WhatTheHeck: Vanity Fair appreciates a vast collection of burkkas.
weirdiowasculpture: Does the press know about this? If this got out they might caricature her as a bomb throwing Black Panther.
KevoTron: American Brewer
http://www.americanbrewer.com/
Maybe Cindy “asleep by dawn” McCain will make the list in the next century.
believe me, she’s perfect for it.
black women i know would rather stay home than go out with
purses and shoes that don’t match their outfits.
it’s inborn style. cindy can’t buy it.
They even called her “our commander in sheath”!
They should die a painful and horrible death.
But who won the cookie contest?
Chicos catalog! That is teh funny.
AngryBlakGuy: Surprisingly, she decided to lobby hard for Essense’s Best Dressed Politcial Wife 2008.
if you think she is a strong black woman now, you ain’t seen nothing yet.
Michelle is our LEADER!!!
Tawmn: The only thing worse would be Coldwater Creek! GAH!
Oh, she’s prom queen beautiful now, but when the opportunity arises, she’s going to tear into the Fashion Bug bitters like Calamity Jane.
Meeeeeeoooow…would you like a cup of kitty litter with that?
There’s a magazine called “Vanity Fair?” Who reads this? Is it new? What’s in it?
Next thing you know, they’ll be coming out with a magazine called “Glamour,” or “Vogue,” or something equally ridiculous.
pondscum: Ha ha! I was trying to think of other middle-aged women’s clothing suppliers and the only ones I could come up with were J. Jill and Eileen Fisher, which don’t really cater to the Southwestern/I love turquoise jewelry/peach blush is awesome set.
Chico’s? OUCH.
I hate that place. What grown woman requires sizes in 0-3 in order to feel good about themselves? If I’m a size 12. Give me a size 12, dammit.
lilblackcorvette: nah nah nah na Leaader….
Chico’s. Oh come ON, SKS… think more like the PDR.
Cindy’ll be lucky if she even makes it onto the Sears catalog.
http://www.newscarnival.com/images/stories/duck%20rapist%202.jpg
Cindy’s a Chico’s gal, Meghan hearts Delia’s. And Johnny boy…well, he gets his kicks hiding the Abercrombie and Fitch catalogue from Larry Craig. Then he makes his clothes out of leftover candles and burlap sacks, unlike those greedy cunts he lives with.
Sara K. Smith: I love turquoise jewelry
I’m gonna be in Santa Fe, NM next week. And you’re petite, right?
Cindy seems to me to be a St. John’s Knits girl. Have you noticed they alway advertise lavishly in Vogue, but have never been featured editorially? It’s the separation of church and state.
shortsshortsshorts: Whoa!