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Go shopping, Jokerz!COMMENT OF THE DAY: “I remember when Batman told everyone to go shopping and to fly more to fight the Joker. Also, when he gave up golf for a few weeks. That was so brave to do, in this time of terror and war.” [George W. Bush Is Exactly Like Batman]


4:47 PM on Fri July 25 2008
By Ken Layne
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  1. ManchuCandidate says at 4:50 pm, July 25th, 2008

    It was very well done. Bravo.

  2. ManchuCandidate says at 4:51 pm, July 25th, 2008

    Ah crap, hit the comment button premature.

    As he mumbles, why the fuck didn’t I think of it myself?

  3. AngryBlakGuy says at 4:53 pm, July 25th, 2008

    …give a man a cod piece and costume and all of a sudden power goes straight to his head!

  4. PoliticalGraffiti says at 4:55 pm, July 25th, 2008

    comment of the day?

    now the editors are making us turn competitive to weaken our base…they know all the right moves

  5. SayItWithWookies says at 5:00 pm, July 25th, 2008

    Don’t worry, history will vindicate him. Batman, that is.

  6. magic titty says at 5:03 pm, July 25th, 2008

    Why are we being turned against each other? I think this comment was made my a fairy.

  7. freakishlystrong says at 5:08 pm, July 25th, 2008

    Well, it did rule, I laffed my ass off at that..

  8. Lionel Hutz Esq. says at 5:20 pm, July 25th, 2008

    Thanks to the Joker’s reign of terror, I have a great surround system. If we can just blow up one more building, I can justify the 50″ flat screen.

  9. V572625694 says at 5:57 pm, July 25th, 2008

    This is our reward for the survey…the Wonkette or Assholette community becomes a Malthusian jungle, wherein we all compete for the coveted “Comment of the Day,” which, just to fuck with us, Ken will pick totally at random. That said, today’s is pretty good.

  10. Noodle Salad says at 6:39 pm, July 25th, 2008

    Hooray for me! My first comment of the day, and I think I was the winning tip on the applesauce attack video.

    For my next feat, I will take a nap under my desk at work on Monday to be even less productive at work.

  11. masterdebater says at 8:28 pm, July 25th, 2008

    George only BELIEVES he has a secret utility belt. Batman really has one. It’s true, I saw it on TV!

  12. Darehead says at 9:28 pm, July 25th, 2008

    Good morning! Are we going to have “Comment of the NIGHT” too?

  13. Lazy Media says at 11:25 pm, July 25th, 2008

    AngryBlakGuy: Give a man a cod piece, and he’ll suck dick for a day. Teach a man to troll, and he’ll cruise for a lifetime.

  14. keepinitrealyo says at 11:33 pm, July 25th, 2008

    It’s all a big misunderstanding! the WSJ meant that Bush is just like Patrick Bateman, the character Christian Bale played in AMERICAN PSYCHO. You make a few budget cuts in the editorial department and look what happens.

  15. wheelie says at 8:59 pm, July 26th, 2008

    Noodle Salad: Good on ya, Noodle Salad!

  16. Texasgal says at 10:40 pm, July 26th, 2008

    What’s really scary about this, is that when you go to their comments site, there are people who are congratulating this bats**t writer for telling it like it is.

    I’ll smoke whatever he had in his pipe!

  17. Sabre_Justice says at 5:37 pm, July 27th, 2008

    That article still made my brain physically hurt.

  18. liquiddaddy says at 11:35 pm, July 27th, 2008

    Sabre_Justice: Another unfortunate victim of his awesome stupid ray.

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