News never forget By Ken Layne - July 25, 2008 - 4:17pm 27 SHARE Facebook Twitter Add to Flipboard Magazine. SINGLE TEAR SHED ON ROADSIDE: “Colorado Tribes Perform Native American Blessing To Mark One Month Until The 2008 Democratic National Convention.” [DNCC] Give Us Money: $ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Aaron Schlossberg Is The Least Racist Person Aaron Schlossberg Knows A Children’s Treasury Of All The Non-Gun Things Conservatives Think Cause Mass Shootings Betsy DeVos Wants Everyone To Be Happy. Bigots, And The Immigrant Kids They Rat Out To ICE 27 COMMENTS They must be from the Hopi tribe. Yeah, and how well did that work the last time the man came storming into the West. Really, there’s a blessing for that? Does it involve endless drumming? They threw bison shit at McCain? Black Eagle will be flying in real soon. I know a lot of Native Americans. You, sir, are no Native American. It’s a smudging. Yes, it’s sort of a blessing, but in Indian Country it’s more like building code. Wiring? Check. Plumbing? Check. Pacifying the spirits of antiquity that are gonna be pissed off that thousands of white folk are paving over the land to eat burgers? Check. [re=44683]WadISay[/re]: Excellent! And quick! …unfortunately halfway through the ceremony they were kicked out of there venue and given blankets infested with small pox. [re=44718]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Yah, but they also get whiskey and casinos! And just what is the Ute native American Indian Ute word for Barack H Obama? “Hopeless Unicorn?” “He who kicks old man’s butt?” “Buffalo soljah? ”What? This must mean that McCain is currently giving a speech in front of a cigar store Indian. Maybe they should just try voting. Or are Indians not allowed to vote? [re=44737]SayItWithWookies[/re]: …more likely a Curry Restaurant. [re=44726]freakishlystrong[/re]: Yeah, cuz the combination of x-infested blankets, alcohol-enabling and seeds of gambling addiction is what we all want. Hmmm… actually, I’ll take the gambling and the alcohol, but can I get my blanket infested with x-tascy? I’m messycan so that’s part Indian right? Does it make me, like, native-oroon, or something? [re=44746]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: John McCain is aware of the Vindaloo. It can be found at a troubled spot on the Iraqi-Indian border. Beercheck seems to be a busy Native American type boy lately…. [re=44718]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: AND handkerchiefs. [re=44683]WadISay[/re]: [re=44718]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: WIN In other news, Dick Cheney and a Satanic Coven sacrificed an innocent in preparation for the Republican Convention in St. Paul. SINGLE CORSS BURNED ON ROADSIDE: Minnesota “Tribes” Perform Native Klan Blessing To Mark One Month Until The 2008 Republican National Convention They could have doubled down and cursed both messes at the same time for all we know. Did anyone catch the words? What the hell does “hiya, hiya, hiya hiya, etc. mean anyways? [re=44751]Rev. Juan MessyCan[/re]: win! [re=44777]SayItWithWookies[/re]: McCain would go to the casino in Camp Verde. By an Anasazi ruin run by the White Mountain Apaches. Cindy can fly him to Vegas, anytime, baby! Visit old friends, my friend. [re=44704]loquaciousmusic[/re]: Iron Eyes Cody, son of Sicilian immigrants. What was that the noble red man taught us, bury a fish with ever vote out of Chicago, the votes multiply that way? I’d like to see them do a TruckNutz hunt a la Dances With Wolves. Ken Layne, Say what you like, but the best single tear and deserving of an Oscar was Demi Moore in Ghost. Halle Berry won an Oscar for crying without tears in Monster’s Ball as did Sean Penn in Mystic River. Of course, Sean Penn has made a life’s work of crying without tears. Sincerely and respectfully, Mr-Clark Comments are closed. Previous articleMSNBC: Lindsey Graham Is A GayNext articleWhy Do You Love Blogs, Losers?