Give a hoot!SINGLE TEAR SHED ON ROADSIDE: “Colorado Tribes Perform Native American Blessing To Mark One Month Until The 2008 Democratic National Convention.” [DNCC]

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  1. It’s a smudging. Yes, it’s sort of a blessing, but in Indian Country it’s more like building code.

    Wiring? Check. Plumbing? Check. Pacifying the spirits of antiquity that are gonna be pissed off that thousands of white folk are paving over the land to eat burgers? Check.

  2. And just what is the Ute native American Indian Ute word for Barack H Obama?
    “Hopeless Unicorn?” “He who kicks old man’s butt?” “Buffalo soljah? ”What?

  3. [re=44726]freakishlystrong[/re]: Yeah, cuz the combination of x-infested blankets, alcohol-enabling and seeds of gambling addiction is what we all want.

    Hmmm… actually, I’ll take the gambling and the alcohol, but can I get my blanket infested with x-tascy?

    I’m messycan so that’s part Indian right? Does it make me, like, native-oroon, or something?

  4. [re=44746]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: John McCain is aware of the Vindaloo. It can be found at a troubled spot on the Iraqi-Indian border.

  5. In other news, Dick Cheney and a Satanic Coven sacrificed an innocent in preparation for the Republican Convention in St. Paul.

  6. SINGLE CORSS BURNED ON ROADSIDE: Minnesota “Tribes” Perform Native Klan Blessing To Mark One Month Until The 2008 Republican National Convention

  7. They could have doubled down and cursed both messes at the same time for all we know. Did anyone catch the words? What the hell does “hiya, hiya, hiya hiya, etc. mean anyways?

  8. [re=44751]Rev. Juan MessyCan[/re]: win!

    McCain would go to the casino in Camp Verde.
    By an Anasazi ruin run by the White Mountain Apaches.
    Cindy can fly him to Vegas, anytime, baby! Visit old friends, my friend.

  9. Ken Layne,

    Say what you like, but the best single tear and deserving of an Oscar was Demi Moore in Ghost. Halle Berry won an Oscar for crying without tears in Monster’s Ball as did Sean Penn in Mystic River. Of course, Sean Penn has made a life’s work of crying without tears.

    Sincerely and respectfully,


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