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Give a hoot!SINGLE TEAR SHED ON ROADSIDE: “Colorado Tribes Perform Native American Blessing To Mark One Month Until The 2008 Democratic National Convention.” [DNCC]


4:17 PM on Fri July 25 2008
By Ken Layne
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  1. WadISay says at 4:20 pm, July 25th, 2008

    They must be from the Hopi tribe.

  2. Lionel Hutz Esq. says at 4:22 pm, July 25th, 2008

    Yeah, and how well did that work the last time the man came storming into the West.

  3. Scarab says at 4:22 pm, July 25th, 2008

    Really, there’s a blessing for that? Does it involve endless drumming?

  4. masterdebater says at 4:23 pm, July 25th, 2008

    They threw bison shit at McCain?

  5. NoWireHangers says at 4:24 pm, July 25th, 2008

    Black Eagle will be flying in real soon.

  6. loquaciousmusic says at 4:24 pm, July 25th, 2008

    I know a lot of Native Americans. You, sir, are no Native American.

  7. Sussemilch says at 4:26 pm, July 25th, 2008

    It’s a smudging. Yes, it’s sort of a blessing, but in Indian Country it’s more like building code.

    Wiring? Check. Plumbing? Check. Pacifying the spirits of antiquity that are gonna be pissed off that thousands of white folk are paving over the land to eat burgers? Check.

  8. whiteasasheet says at 4:26 pm, July 25th, 2008

    WadISay: Excellent! And quick!

  9. AngryBlakGuy says at 4:28 pm, July 25th, 2008

    …unfortunately halfway through the ceremony they were kicked out of there venue and given blankets infested with small pox.

  10. freakishlystrong says at 4:32 pm, July 25th, 2008

    AngryBlakGuy: Yah, but they also get whiskey and casinos!

  11. WhatTheHeck says at 4:36 pm, July 25th, 2008

    And just what is the Ute native American Indian Ute word for Barack H Obama?
    “Hopeless Unicorn?” “He who kicks old man’s butt?” “Buffalo soljah? ”What?

  12. SayItWithWookies says at 4:37 pm, July 25th, 2008

    This must mean that McCain is currently giving a speech in front of a cigar store Indian.

  13. Marcel Parcells says at 4:40 pm, July 25th, 2008

    Maybe they should just try voting. Or are Indians not allowed to vote?

  14. AngryBlakGuy says at 4:42 pm, July 25th, 2008

    SayItWithWookies: …more likely a Curry Restaurant.

  15. Rev. Juan MessyCan says at 4:45 pm, July 25th, 2008

    freakishlystrong: Yeah, cuz the combination of x-infested blankets, alcohol-enabling and seeds of gambling addiction is what we all want.

    Hmmm… actually, I’ll take the gambling and the alcohol, but can I get my blanket infested with x-tascy?

    I’m messycan so that’s part Indian right? Does it make me, like, native-oroon, or something?

  16. SayItWithWookies says at 5:02 pm, July 25th, 2008

    AngryBlakGuy: John McCain is aware of the Vindaloo. It can be found at a troubled spot on the Iraqi-Indian border.

  17. RobPetrified says at 5:10 pm, July 25th, 2008

    Beercheck seems to be a busy Native American type boy lately….

  18. sanantonerose says at 5:31 pm, July 25th, 2008

    AngryBlakGuy: AND handkerchiefs.

  19. itgetter says at 6:01 pm, July 25th, 2008
  20. Lionel Hutz Esq. says at 6:46 pm, July 25th, 2008

    In other news, Dick Cheney and a Satanic Coven sacrificed an innocent in preparation for the Republican Convention in St. Paul.

  21. CollegeStudent says at 6:49 pm, July 25th, 2008

    SINGLE CORSS BURNED ON ROADSIDE: Minnesota “Tribes” Perform Native Klan Blessing To Mark One Month Until The 2008 Republican National Convention

  22. Wagamuffin says at 7:09 pm, July 25th, 2008

    They could have doubled down and cursed both messes at the same time for all we know. Did anyone catch the words? What the hell does “hiya, hiya, hiya hiya, etc. mean anyways?

  23. sati demise says at 10:31 pm, July 25th, 2008

    Rev. Juan MessyCan: win!
    SayItWithWookies:

    McCain would go to the casino in Camp Verde.
    By an Anasazi ruin run by the White Mountain Apaches.
    Cindy can fly him to Vegas, anytime, baby! Visit old friends, my friend.

  24. ServiceJervixJuice says at 4:15 pm, July 26th, 2008

    loquaciousmusic: Iron Eyes Cody, son of Sicilian immigrants.

  25. NedPepper says at 1:37 pm, July 27th, 2008

    What was that the noble red man taught us, bury a fish with ever vote out of Chicago, the votes multiply that way?

  26. I’d like to see them do a TruckNutz hunt a la Dances With Wolves.

  27. Mr-Clark says at 9:31 pm, July 27th, 2008

    Ken Layne,

    Say what you like, but the best single tear and deserving of an Oscar was Demi Moore in Ghost. Halle Berry won an Oscar for crying without tears in Monster’s Ball as did Sean Penn in Mystic River. Of course, Sean Penn has made a life’s work of crying without tears.

    Sincerely and respectfully,

    Mr-Clark

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