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A writer and editor of this website from 2006 to early 2012, Ken Layne is occassionally seen on Twitter and writes small books and is already haunting you from beyond (your) grave.

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27 comments

  1. Lionel Hutz Esq.

    Yeah, and how well did that work the last time the man came storming into the West.

  2. Sussemilch

    It’s a smudging. Yes, it’s sort of a blessing, but in Indian Country it’s more like building code.

    Wiring? Check. Plumbing? Check. Pacifying the spirits of antiquity that are gonna be pissed off that thousands of white folk are paving over the land to eat burgers? Check.

  3. AngryBlakGuy

    …unfortunately halfway through the ceremony they were kicked out of there venue and given blankets infested with small pox.

  4. WhatTheHeck

    And just what is the Ute native American Indian Ute word for Barack H Obama?
    “Hopeless Unicorn?” “He who kicks old man’s butt?” “Buffalo soljah? ”What?

  5. SayItWithWookies

    This must mean that McCain is currently giving a speech in front of a cigar store Indian.

  6. Rev. Juan MessyCan

    [re=44726]freakishlystrong[/re]: Yeah, cuz the combination of x-infested blankets, alcohol-enabling and seeds of gambling addiction is what we all want.

    Hmmm… actually, I’ll take the gambling and the alcohol, but can I get my blanket infested with x-tascy?

    I’m messycan so that’s part Indian right? Does it make me, like, native-oroon, or something?

  7. SayItWithWookies

    [re=44746]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: John McCain is aware of the Vindaloo. It can be found at a troubled spot on the Iraqi-Indian border.

  8. Lionel Hutz Esq.

    In other news, Dick Cheney and a Satanic Coven sacrificed an innocent in preparation for the Republican Convention in St. Paul.

  9. CollegeStudent

    SINGLE CORSS BURNED ON ROADSIDE: Minnesota “Tribes” Perform Native Klan Blessing To Mark One Month Until The 2008 Republican National Convention

  10. Wagamuffin

    They could have doubled down and cursed both messes at the same time for all we know. Did anyone catch the words? What the hell does “hiya, hiya, hiya hiya, etc. mean anyways?

  11. sati demise

    [re=44751]Rev. Juan MessyCan[/re]: win!
    [re=44777]SayItWithWookies[/re]:

    McCain would go to the casino in Camp Verde.
    By an Anasazi ruin run by the White Mountain Apaches.
    Cindy can fly him to Vegas, anytime, baby! Visit old friends, my friend.

  12. ServiceJervixJuice

    [re=44704]loquaciousmusic[/re]: Iron Eyes Cody, son of Sicilian immigrants.

  13. NedPepper

    What was that the noble red man taught us, bury a fish with ever vote out of Chicago, the votes multiply that way?

  14. Mr-Clark

    Ken Layne,

    Say what you like, but the best single tear and deserving of an Oscar was Demi Moore in Ghost. Halle Berry won an Oscar for crying without tears in Monster’s Ball as did Sean Penn in Mystic River. Of course, Sean Penn has made a life’s work of crying without tears.

    Sincerely and respectfully,

    Mr-Clark

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