News never forget By Ken Layne - July 25, 2008 - 4:17pm 27 SHARE Facebook Twitter Add to Flipboard Magazine. SINGLE TEAR SHED ON ROADSIDE: “Colorado Tribes Perform Native American Blessing To Mark One Month Until The 2008 Democratic National Convention.” [DNCC] Give Us Money: $ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Alex Jones Takes Personal Responsibility For ‘Pizzagate’ Libels Like A Man LOLOLOL Just Kidding LOL Your Weekly Top Ten Is Officially Over Dumbass Devin Nunes Everybody Wants To Testify In Trump Russia Investigation Now! Except ‘Russian Spy’ Michael Flynn, That Is! WadISay They must be from the Hopi tribe. Lionel Hutz Esq. Yeah, and how well did that work the last time the man came storming into the West. Scarab Really, there’s a blessing for that? Does it involve endless drumming? masterdebater They threw bison shit at McCain? NoWireHangers Black Eagle will be flying in real soon. loquaciousmusic I know a lot of Native Americans. You, sir, are no Native American. Sussemilch It’s a smudging. Yes, it’s sort of a blessing, but in Indian Country it’s more like building code. Wiring? Check. Plumbing? Check. Pacifying the spirits of antiquity that are gonna be pissed off that thousands of white folk are paving over the land to eat burgers? Check. whiteasasheet [re=44683]WadISay[/re]: Excellent! And quick! AngryBlakGuy …unfortunately halfway through the ceremony they were kicked out of there venue and given blankets infested with small pox. freakishlystrong [re=44718]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Yah, but they also get whiskey and casinos! WhatTheHeck And just what is the Ute native American Indian Ute word for Barack H Obama? “Hopeless Unicorn?” “He who kicks old man’s butt?” “Buffalo soljah? ”What? SayItWithWookies This must mean that McCain is currently giving a speech in front of a cigar store Indian. Marcel Parcells Maybe they should just try voting. Or are Indians not allowed to vote? AngryBlakGuy [re=44737]SayItWithWookies[/re]: …more likely a Curry Restaurant. Rev. Juan MessyCan [re=44726]freakishlystrong[/re]: Yeah, cuz the combination of x-infested blankets, alcohol-enabling and seeds of gambling addiction is what we all want. Hmmm… actually, I’ll take the gambling and the alcohol, but can I get my blanket infested with x-tascy? I’m messycan so that’s part Indian right? Does it make me, like, native-oroon, or something? SayItWithWookies [re=44746]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: John McCain is aware of the Vindaloo. It can be found at a troubled spot on the Iraqi-Indian border. RobPetrified Beercheck seems to be a busy Native American type boy lately…. sanantonerose [re=44718]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: AND handkerchiefs. itgetter [re=44683]WadISay[/re]: [re=44718]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: WIN Lionel Hutz Esq. In other news, Dick Cheney and a Satanic Coven sacrificed an innocent in preparation for the Republican Convention in St. Paul. CollegeStudent SINGLE CORSS BURNED ON ROADSIDE: Minnesota “Tribes” Perform Native Klan Blessing To Mark One Month Until The 2008 Republican National Convention Wagamuffin They could have doubled down and cursed both messes at the same time for all we know. Did anyone catch the words? What the hell does “hiya, hiya, hiya hiya, etc. mean anyways? sati demise [re=44751]Rev. Juan MessyCan[/re]: win! [re=44777]SayItWithWookies[/re]: McCain would go to the casino in Camp Verde. By an Anasazi ruin run by the White Mountain Apaches. Cindy can fly him to Vegas, anytime, baby! Visit old friends, my friend. ServiceJervixJuice [re=44704]loquaciousmusic[/re]: Iron Eyes Cody, son of Sicilian immigrants. NedPepper What was that the noble red man taught us, bury a fish with ever vote out of Chicago, the votes multiply that way? Servo I’d like to see them do a TruckNutz hunt a la Dances With Wolves. Mr-Clark Ken Layne, Say what you like, but the best single tear and deserving of an Oscar was Demi Moore in Ghost. Halle Berry won an Oscar for crying without tears in Monster’s Ball as did Sean Penn in Mystic River. Of course, Sean Penn has made a life’s work of crying without tears. Sincerely and respectfully, Mr-Clark Previous articleMSNBC: Lindsey Graham Is A GayNext articleWhy Do You Love Blogs, Losers?