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BARACK OBAMA

A JEW LIKES OBAMA! Except for Sour Joe Lieberman and maybe a dozen wingnuts and their blogspots, American Jews are liberal Democrats — it’s the Party for the Smarties. But one of the 2004 wingnuts now says Barack Obama is cool for Israel! The remaining eleven wingnuts will be FURIOUS, and Lieberman will need an extra thousand pounds of prunes tonight. [Jerusalem Post]


5:15 PM on Wed July 23 2008
By Ken Layne
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  1. …who knew?

  2. shortsshortsshorts says at 5:25 pm, July 23rd, 2008

    Oh so the Jews are Muslim extremists now, too? THE TERRORISTS ARE WINNING.

  3. Oyveyama!

  4. jagorev says at 5:33 pm, July 23rd, 2008

    Why do all the Jews hate Jews so much?

  5. Lionel Hutz Esq. says at 5:45 pm, July 23rd, 2008

    Isn’t there something in Revelations about the anti-Christ uniting all the people and bringing the hope of a false paradise on Earth and giving them the false belief that they can quit smoking?

    It’s in the Bible People!

  6. The Station Manager says at 5:50 pm, July 23rd, 2008

    I’m not sure how to respond to this. It’s just… It’s just too fucking sensible. I am not used to this. Quick, give me some TMZ!

  7. Canuckledragger says at 5:52 pm, July 23rd, 2008

    What, Florida Joos aren’t voting for Pat Buchanan again?

    Is it something he said?

  8. Serolf Divad says at 5:56 pm, July 23rd, 2008

    Ah, the Baltimore Chronicle! Those Wonketters who are intrepid enough to figure out my real name and who can find the search function on that site will be able to find several old articles by yours truly. Good times those. Good times!

  9. Lascauxcaveman says at 6:02 pm, July 23rd, 2008

    Serolf Divad: Cool, Dave. Can you get me Tim Kreider’s autograph? Hopefully with some demented doodle?

  10. Lascauxcaveman says at 6:14 pm, July 23rd, 2008

    Lascauxcaveman: Ah what am I thnking; wrong paper. I better ask Josh, he’s the comics guy anyhoo.

  11. gurukalehuru says at 6:17 pm, July 23rd, 2008

    After November, Lieberman gets kicked out of the Democratic party. After Yom Kippur, he gets his Jew card revoked.

  12. American Spectator says at 6:25 pm, July 23rd, 2008

    Jews are responsible for starting all the wars in the world! Sincerely, M.Gibson

  13. ronaldpagan says at 6:39 pm, July 23rd, 2008

    Canuckledragger: Haha!

    PS: sorry if y’all covered this already, but Obama’s approval rating among Jews is 60% and Lieberman’s is 35%.

  14. Lionel Hutz Esq. says at 6:57 pm, July 23rd, 2008

    In all seriousness. Of all the outrageous, digusting, soul-searing and just plane gross things that I have read in my many years at Wonkette, the image of Joe Lieberman straining to have a bowel movment might top them all.

  15. KevoTron says at 6:58 pm, July 23rd, 2008

    Serolf Divad: Search function? You’re on adultfriendfinder? Great because I have a ‘thing’ for older guys that smoke pipes and wear wigs.

  16. SuperRounder says at 7:26 pm, July 23rd, 2008

    I’m seeing a slogan change here. Obama: Almost as popular as Manischewitz!

  17. loquaciousmusic says at 8:14 pm, July 23rd, 2008

    As Barack Obama probably once said about the Jews, “The nose knows!”

  18. Serolf Divad says at 8:47 pm, July 23rd, 2008

    KevoTron:

    I’m afraid I only wear the skin-coats of my victims. “It puts the lotion on its skin!”

  19. S.Luggo says at 10:40 pm, July 23rd, 2008

    loquaciousmusic: Tres clever. Didn’t our attractively and bodaciously endowed bathtub babe Meghan get into trouble over a similar ‘bon mot’ about the serial polygamist Frenchie president?
    Next time, to affirm your intellectual rigor and before your making such a commeent, display your massive tits first. We shall think no less of you.

  20. S.Luggo says at 10:59 pm, July 23rd, 2008

    Tawmn: The Jerusalem Post is two generations to the right of the Wah-wah-wah-shington Times, the neo-con New Hampshire Union Leader and the Utah “Mountain Meadows Gazette and Coupon Clipper”. The JP’s American Jewish Congress article affirming Obama is a prime example of cherry-pickling references and quotes. So, Barry, where will you be once Change is tested? http://www.plasticbamboo.com/wp/wp/wp-content/uploads/terrible_toilet.gif

  21. So, can we start a fundraising drive to get Liberman a nice little retirement condo in Del Boca Vista?

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