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ANGELA MERKEL INSPECTS BARACK OBAMA’S EQUIPMENT, FINDS IT SATISFACTORY: “Asked at a news conference on Wednesday what she thought of Obama, Merkel responded: ‘I would say that he is well-equipped — physically, mentally and politically.’” [Reuters]
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on Wed July 23 2008
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Sara K. Smith
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That is some seriously low-hanging fruit.
But Harriet Christian says he is inadequate!
Shorter Merkel: “I’d hit it.”
Once you go black, Angela….
Obama is doing what Clinton only dreamed. Seducing the world leaders one at a time.
Where’s our resident AngryBlakGuy? I’l be interested in his commentary.
mookworthjwilson: There’s only one way to settle this. Cage match.
“Und he’s a vast improvement over dur groping dumbkoff you’ve been sending to zee G8 comfrences for the lazt eight yearz.”
Love Merkel’s reaction in the photo. I feel the same way everytime I see or hear that fucking moran.
Vas ist?I zink Frau Merkel has a fondness for ze schwarzer,nein?
Insert “Blazing Saddles” video here.
SATISFACTORY? WTF is she used to?
He’s not gonna be equipped with his nuts for that much longer. Get it while you can, Angie.
tonashideska: http://youtube.com/watch?v=EYlDbv7MqE8
tonashideska: Hah! “The President is a N-..!” “GONG..”
itgetter: Already on the job. In fact, the results are in. And it wasn’t close.
But does he have what it takes to go toe to toe with the Siegssauele?
tonashideska: It’s twoo! It’s twoo!
Oh sure, she doesn’t allow our President to massage her, but she just opens trunk wide open for the black guy. WTF?
Gopherit v2.0: Seriously, AngryBlakGuy has literally disappeared. I still suspect he took a drug with the side effect of police brutality.
The things Obama has to do to mend fences with our allies is scary.
shortsshortsshorts: I already told you guys! I was smoking crack with the man at Kwame Kilpatrick’s Mansion LAST WEEKEND! We had some delightful African-American women in attendance (I think they call them “ho’s”) and everybody was doing this kind of dance where they spin around on their head! It was a real cultural experience.
As soon as he sleeps it off he’ll be back.
Must have been a poor translation. “What do you think of Sen. Obama?”
“Ach, mein Gott, er habt eine lange schlange!”
In honor of Kraftwerk she has dubbed his hope-engorged bi-racial johnson the Trans-Europe Express.
“Oh, he es more zan adequate for ANY pozi-shun!”
*wink!*
Gopherit v2.0: shortsshortsshorts:
Was it AngryBlakGuy that said he was enroute to Nigeria on his last post?
“Is it twoo that you people are gifted, Senator Obama?”
I like when Harvey Korman calls her a Teutonic twat.
Servo: That’s what I thought…
Maybe he went to get his money from the late businessman’s widow.
Servo: I thought he was joking….
Well I hope he stops in Germany to visit Merkel,
apparently she went black, and never came back.
shortsshortsshorts: Would you?
shortsshortsshorts: Yeah I miss him. And Audicity…is she busy bearing Obama’s secret love child or something?
ronaldpagan: It’s the summer. People are allowed to be absent/on vacation/totally victims of right-wing death squads and so forth.
Gopherit v2.0:
AngryBlakGuy still on his trip to Nigeria… I think.
But consider this. AngryBlakGuy has disappeared while Obama is out country.
shortsshortsshorts:
Inga: “He’ll have an enormous schwanzstucker!”
Dr. Frankenstein: “I think that goes without saying.”
Inga: “Oof.”
Servo: “Goodnight, Frau Merkel.” (Horses neighing in background)
Gopherit v2.0:
Bush’s foreign policy: Fuck the world.
Barry’s foreign policy: Romantic dinner first, then fuck the world.
WhatTheHeck: You may have hit on something there. Also his avatar looks conspicuously like the Terrorist Fist Jab! Oh noes…
Frau Merkel is definately feeling sexy. She tried to seduce the Norwegian prime minister before with a decollete, so deep he had to stare.
WhatTheHeck: OMG! Are you saying…AngryBlakGuy is Katie Couric?
I’m thinking maybe something got lost in translation, because that’s just a peculiar thing to say. Oh wait, maybe I’m just not used to foreign leaders saying good things about US pols.
Mahousu: Yeah, but Merkel gets crushed by LOL. And so does Jesus and Hopey Jesus… combined. Chew on that, messiahs!
pondscum:
Win!.
WhatTheHeck:
Now that coincidence is pregnant with meaning, if you catch my drift….
Deep penetration spooning is the Holy Grail of physical satisfaction. I have no doubt that this is what she had in mind.
So in the grand scheme of things, this relegates Bush to the status of fluffer.
Texan Bulldoggette: Actually, the statement was mistranslated. My German is a little rusty, but I think she said “Jesus Christ, a bowl of saukerkraut would be better than Bush.”
KevoTron: read that as “soon as he sleeps it off he’ll be black”
If I take my glasses off, that picture looks like it’s of George W. Bush buttfucking Barbara Walters.
Actually, glasses on, it looks like that, too.
Merkle: “Das ist eine gigantisch schwarzen paket!”
““I would say that he is well-equipped — physically, mentally and politically,” adding that she “wouldn’t resist” a Bush-style back rub from the Land of Lincolner.”
Merkel is the new Obama girl, without the whore diamonds.\
http://thepage.time.com/
Das ist eine ganze adequaten schwarzen schwanze.
If he goes to Frankfurt, he can say “Ich bin ein Frankfurter”. But he’d better not go to Vienna, because then he’d have to say “Ich bin ein Wiener”, which might be true, but doesn’t sound as good.