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Wonkette vanity plate operative “Anna” sends us this picture from some road in Fairfax, Virginia, of a racial car. We would like to take credit for the inspiration here. Is this former Sen. George Allen’s car, and HE TOO has taken up the Satire game? Or maybe the kid Allen called a “macaca,” this is his car. The latter would make more sense, since the modest amount of celebrity that incident gave him would, according to our Wonkette Fame=Money Algorithm, leave him with just enough cash to purchase a Honda CR-V.
IT JUST SLIPPED OUT!
Yeah, but that kid surely hates America. So he wouldn’t have the sticker. But he *would* drive a Japanese car.
Unless the sticker is also satire. My head, it is spinning.
McCain’s new sobriquet among Hispanic latte-chuggers?
Can’t be the kid, he was some kind of darkie, and clearly this person with a “GOD BLESS AMERICA” sticker is a patriotic real American.
Good theory, but commie agitator S.R. Siddahartha would never have a “God Bless America” bumper sticker.
I think somebody should contact the DMV, they keep records of this sort of thing…
The God Bless Umurica sticker tells me the Macaca plate is not ironical.
Also the fact that it’s an SUV.
And it’s in Virginia.
So next time you see it, Anna, feel free to run it into a ditch.
I think you mean purchase a license plate for a Honda CR-V.
The bumper sticker, however, leads me to believe it is not that fine lad… unless you photoshopped that in, Jim?
This is obviously the car of famous 1980s rapper MC Acas.
I saw this vehicle driving around Alexandria this weekend! It may belong to one of the 3 or 4 Republicans in the Arlington/Alexandria area.
Wonkette vanity plate operative “Anna”
That photo was taken from the driver’s side. Meaning, Anna was using her cell phone camera while driving.
Oh, the lengths Wonkette operatives go to to get the money shot… endangering the lives of others around them.
That’s not a Honda we can believe in.
WhatTheHeck: yes… yes I was. And lemme tell you, it was a bitch to get. I almost ran over a few asians.
graceless: oh, so now you expect me to “report,” do you? WELL FANCY THAT. we post, you decide.
If it has a “Kiss Me I’m Jewish” sticker on the other side, it’s Allen’s.
I believe it stands for “McCain Casanova.” He only uses it for booty calls.
Probably has the “Defeat Another Hussein, Vote for McCain” bumper sticker, that I saw on Dulles Toll Road, on the other side.
Jim Newell: But we know you have reliable sources obviously, because it’s the same people commenting. wE R vEWy WeLiaBLE!
WhatTheHeck: My bet is Anna has a WonkCam dash mount option installed in her Smart Car.
The owner of the plate is this guy:
Max Cacas
http://www.federalnewsradio.com/?nid=30&sid=1302938 (his profile)
notable quote from Max:
“My wife and I share a Northern Virginia home with the “three dachshunds of the Apocalypse”.”
It’s the plate that VA issued to David “I banged Larry Craig” Phillips got from them after they made him turn in his “Poofter” plate.
So Jim, according to your algorithm, how much Fame must one achieve to afford that sporty new Maserati GTS? Just askin’.
Dr. Tobias Funke: Federal News Radio? I had no idea.
NotUrEvryDayWEzl: If Jim ’shopped that sticker in, it would have said “Internet Traditions.”
Were there any footballs or football accoutrement visible?
queerbubbles: Collateral damage, I say…
Jim Newell: Hear hear. If it can’t be Googled, it isn’t worth knowing. Think how stupid we’ll all be soon.
queerbubbles:
magic titty:
What do you mean you almost ran over a few asians?
From that, I take it you are not very patriotic, are you?
I didn’t know Senator Webb drove a Honda. Fancy that.
Gopherit v2.0: Nope, nothing pig skinned.
Dr. Tobias Funke: “My wife and I share a Northern Virginia home with the “three dachshunds of the Apocalypse”.”
I’ve got the other one.
WhatTheHeck: Hey, if ya wanna make an omelet…..