Wonkette
Massachusetts Senator John Kerry is running for re-election and, while he’s at it, defiling what is sacred ground to many a Masshole: the local Dunkin’ Donuts. We get this tragic on-the-scene report from tipster “Troy.”
John Kerry showed up [for a campaign stop] at a Dunkin’ Donuts in Framingham, Mass yesterday. About 2 hours late, go figure — with no apology from his people for why the Big Haired One was late. The workers in DD were very annoyed because the very rude Kerry supporters were blocking the registers so the regulars (meaning me) couldn’t get to place their orders and after you say ‘Excuse me’ about 12 times then the Kerry supporters decided to ask if they were in the way.
The DD workers just rolled their eyes and had to say ‘Sorry’ numerous times to the regulars because of the rude behavior of Kerry supporters or dip shits.
Our correspondent favors candidate Ed O’Reilly, whose Web site appears not to be working at the moment. At least Ed O’Reilly is probably not a terrible asshole at Dunkin’ Donuts.
Energy boost: Kerry visits Framingham [MetroWest Daily News]
Is “dip shit” a new kind of dunkin’ donut?
At least he doesn’t favor Bill O’Reilly. In that case, I’d be all like, “Dunkin’ Donuts coverup!”
Whoa…. we’re not allowed to vote for O’Reilly!
That photo makes me laugh every time I see it. And I voted for him.
Since Kerry arrived on a wind-surf board the unfavorable winds were blamed for his tardiness.
The workers at most DD’s are fuckwads and dicksticks, so who cares if they were inconvenienced? Kerry/Edwards ‘04!
Is it against the Geneva Conventions to dunk a donut?
But what I want to know is how long it took John to decide which doughnut to order. That was probably another hour right there.
was the starbucks already shut down?
See, that is why he lost the South. He goes to DD instead of KK, like a homosexual Yankee.
Hooray For Anything: My money is on something with nutz.
I tried going to Mr. O’Reilly’s website, but it seems he is dead… http://www.edoreilly.com/
This being Massachusetts, there’s another DD across the street. Buck up!
Darehead: It’s called “coffeeboarding,” and President Bush says that it isn’t torture.
that guy is a wicked asshole
That’s our Treebeard: winning the hearts and minds.
I’m sure his supporters were beyond excited when Kerry said “Mwah. Mwah blah,” and then tinkered off to sleep.
magic titty: Of COURSE the workers at DD are fuckwads; Michelle Malkin has proven Dunkin Donuts to be a terrist operative.
“I take my family to Dunking Donnuts 3xs a weeks, but NO MORE until you change you’re standce on the Terrerist Adgenda!!!!!!!”
loquaciousmusic: For Kerry I would like it “boredomboarding,” which is the kind of torture that President Bush can even denounce and reject, as the nation has done with Kerry himself.
pierce bottoms: you’re kinda swift boating him right now. a lil’ bit.
shortsshortsshorts: Why are your comments all fucked up?
*i would think it would be
/fixed, kinda.
Darehead: Coffee boarding!
Kerry still has enough supporters to fill up a Dunkin Donuts? Good for him!
Why do campaigns and politicians still insist on these STUPID types of appearances? They’re just STUPID, every single time. Dumb! These dog and pony shows went out of style around, oh, 1945.
DD has the best clam chowder. Seriously.
cal: Yeah, the local Alamo Drafthouse cinema used to use this image (with an animated mouth) to tell us how to place our orders for beer and food. I get hungry every time I see it.
Darehead: I will fight any infringement of the Divine Right of Donut Kings.
Outstando: Yay! I haven’t seen you in a loooong time!!
Ever since “Primary Colors” politicians should not go to a donut shop because Gov. Stanton actually was there for the donuts. And a little trim if available, too.
John Kerry just needs to go away finally. I had to block him to prevent the 800 a day pretentious emails from him (and from the zillion other pols to whom he sold/gave my email address after 2004).
First off, we’re Mass Debaters, not Massholes, and secondly, it’s worth waiting in line to hear Senator Kerry intone: “We mustn’t stand by while they open Dunkin’ Donuts’ in Baghad and close them in Framingham!”
Botswana Meat Commission FC: Yes, it’s Mass, w/a DD on every corner, but it’s also Framingham, where crossing Route 9 requires a helicopter or a 10 miles drive up to the next u-turn location.
Those Kerry supporters sound like those Mass yuppies who go to Dunkin Donuts and order a bagel with a French Vanilla coffee. Then they drive back to Newton in their Saab. I’m from Massachusetts and it takes all my willpower to stop myself from punching them in the back of the head.
Darehead: Feels so good to be back at the Dexter Lake Club.