Let’s give a big round of applause to our lovely sponsors, who would definitely come up to the bleachers and give a friendly “sucks to be you” after throwing a baseball bat into our face. Thanks to these fine institutions for advertising on Wonkette:
- ACLU
- American Apparel
- Health Care For America Now
- Al Gore/We Can Solve It
- Grassroots Campaigns
- Environmental Defense Fund
- HBO “Generation Kill”
- Circuit City
Want to reach out and hit Wonkette’s wealthy, elitist readers? Just ask our advertising experts for the details.
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Let’s see … Hippies, West Coast Hippies, Socialist Hippies, Green Hippies, Elitest Hippies, Ripe Hippies, Motherfucking Hippies. Yep, all here!
Sincerely,
Self-loathing Hippie
BUT I WANT HEALTH CARE LATER TOO?!
SLIM SLACK! SLIM SLACK! SLIM SLACK! SLIM SLACK! SLIM SLACK! SLIM SLACK! SLIM SLACK! SLIM SLACK! SLIM SLACK! SLIM SLACK!
I went to American Apparel during my (too short) lunch break. The inescapable Slim Slack girl reminded me–but all I bought was a t-shirt.
Your advertising dollars at work.
Elitist? Yes. I wear my iPod & sunglasses and blatantly disregard all other human beings in my vicinity while in public.
Wealthy? I’m still using a 2nd generation iPod that is 4 years old with cracks in its casing that a rainstorm can’t wait to exploit, and my sunglasses cost me $15 at a PacSun outlet.
[re=39558]tunamelt[/re]: I’m thinking of maybe taking a screenshot of slim slack girl and making one of those T-shirt sticky thingies and creating my own unique T-shirt (i’m adding truck nutz)
[re=39558]tunamelt[/re]: Is this your t-shirt?
http://i.americanapparel.net/storefront/images/detail/serve.asp?media=rnt36_Charcoal.jpg
Why does the ACLU advertise anyway?
I bought a TV at Circuit City. You can imagine how appreciative the slackerdude clerk was when I thanked him for his support of our dirty habit.
[re=39558]tunamelt[/re]: How about a bathing suit? Need a new bathing suit?
http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee69/buxtehudeoma/fat%20people/fat-bikini.jpg
[re=39563]RuperttheBear[/re]: No, but I think we’ve found a new replacement for Slim Slack girl.
[re=39560]NotUrEvryDayWEzl[/re]: Do you wear your sunglasses at night?
[re=39570]teebob2000[/re]: You are an evil, despicable human being.
[re=39565]JeffGoldblum[/re]: How else would you know how to find them? In the Yellow Pages under “Righteous Indignation”?
Or would that be listed under “Indignation – Righteous”?
Ok, I have a Wonkette confession to make.
I’m the one responsible for the Slim Slack girl.
Yours in fashion,
Spence
[re=39579]Spence[/re]: Wait, how?
[re=39575]tunamelt[/re]: No… at night I trade my elitist and off-putting sunglasses for a cigarette (usually unlit… I DO need to conserve them, after all) with a pouty scowl.
[re=39581]tunamelt[/re]: No comment, from a mysterious pink factory building in downtown L.A…..
[re=39581]tunamelt[/re]: Did you put those eyebrows on her?
circuit city?…the ad must be subliminal, i cant recall ever seeing one…or maybe im just too busy considering what id look like in purple pants EVERY MINUTE OF MY F*ING LIFE to think of anything else……..
Honestly, tell her to cut that ridiculous split-end mop on her head.
[re=39590]Spence[/re]: Wow. You may in fact be seven or so blocks away from me at this very moment in time.
[re=39603]tunamelt[/re]: Wait, Wonkette commenters exist in real, physical space? Woah, I thought y’all were just bots!
We’ll have to get together at Groundworks for a nice iced coffee sometime…
[re=39608]Spence[/re]: Have you been to Lot 44? It’s basically around the block from Groundworks and is amazing. They brew your coffee by the cup.
I usually go to the Arts District groundworks, it’s between Union Station and the mysterious pink factory. But I’ll check it out, I’m a total coffee snob!
To which I say, L.A. Coffee Mill, overrated. Intelligentsia, not overrated, just overrun.
[re=39647]Spence[/re]: Get a room.
[re=39647]Spence[/re]: Oh, yeah, see I work like right next to the other Groundworks.
[re=39710]tunamelt[/re]: Either you work at the MTA, or you’re the fuzz, man!
dear american apparel: thank you so much for spicing up wonkette. keep up the great work
Ken Layne,
Your sponsor, ACLU, must have really paid up the ass for the ad and the free column. Shrewd move for them! I respect all of your sponsors. I need the relief that your site provides from the seriousness of The Political Machine as sort of a balance.
I may not be on here everyday, but I do have somewhere to go to kind of refresh my thinking and vent without being judged so much.
Sincerely and respectfully,
Mr-Clark
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