Wonkette
Some company called the Markham Group, which organized political events for Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign, has bought the domain HRC2012.com. Obviously this means that Hillary Clinton still plans on sabotaging Barack Obama’s presidential bid by sending a complimentary copy of the New Yorker to every resident of Pennsylvania, West Virginia, and Indiana, so that John McCain can get elected in November, so that he can perish in office and be replaced by a lame-duck Vice President Charlie Crist, so that she can win the 2012 election in a walk — none of which would be possible if the Markham Group had not bought this very special domain name. [Marc Ambinder]
Yeah but she’s probably already $61 million in the hole thanks to Patti Solis Doyle
You mean queer duck Charlie Crist. And isn’t Hillary still planning on being president in 2009? How could she give up on that beautiful dream?
She should offer Barack the VP spot like, tomorrow. To show solidarity in the party of course.
oh those cheekbones
ronaldpagan: Oh yeah, I forgot about that. I mean, “anything” can “happen” in “June” right? Wait, no, July or August, that’s when the shits going down.
Forget the presidency Hillz, I’m thinking a secret lair in the carter of an extinct volcano and a mutnt/cyborg army is a better fit. Can probably still roll it out by 2012 if you double-time it.
The Mayan calendar says 2012 will be the end of the world as we know it. Hopefully electing a chick was all they were referring to…rather than, say, all the other shit that is happening.
catastrophina: Well, if WALNUTS! is president in 2012, I’d have to agree with the Mayans.
What’s wrong with 2016, Hillz? You’ll only be 69. That’s younger than WALNUTS! is now.
This news is sure to make PoliticalGraffiti’s clitoris retract. Again.
If she’s serious about this, I’m going to snag BoringBoringBoringStopFuckingRunning.com while I still have a chance.
I never noticed her eyebrows being that uneven before.
You know she does look like Reese Witherspoon
I am a lot more worried about HRC’s Endless War On Us than I am about McCain’s Endless War On Them.
Christ’s biggest influence?
Definitely Liborachi.
She’s worked SO HARD!!!
Vewol Mevemont: Don’t forget inadequateblackmale.com
Serolf Divad: So she can be Dr. Evil?
Vewol Mevemont: or hardworkingbluecollarwhitepeople.org
It’s not over America, they’ve already registered Hillaryis45.com and
Hillaryis47.com and
Hillaryis48.com and
Hillaryis49.com and
Hillaryis50.com and…
Hey, the preliminary backstab is a time-honored political tradition.
popsicle schitk: God! Look at those eyebrows! They look like someone drew them on with a magic marker, or she’s wearing a rat on her face!
To be fair, she’s up for re-election at her “day job” in 2012. And by “day job” i mean satan’s right hand woman.
NOOcama
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Just keepin’ it real. Hillary ‘24.
Ugh!
Just when I thought it was safe!
Silly me!
(Go ahead and blame EVERYTHING on one Clinton or another.)
NoWireHangers:
If she stays in the senate until then, she’ll probably have to vote in favor of waging at 4 or 5 more unpopular wars.
NotUrEvryDayWEzl: I knew there was a snark line in those eyebrows waiting to slither out. Hat’s off to you!
If she’s already campaigning for 2012, just when, exactly, does she do anything to serve the fine people of the Empire State? Not, of course, that Senator Hopey’s actually doing much for Illinoisiacs.
Hillary’s almost like the Jane Hudson of politics.
DemmeFatale: I blame your bitter, bitter, comment on Chelsea.
Schadenfried: Or the Rock Hudson of politics, except he was a charming movie star who died of aids, and Hillary is an immortal gorgon who strangles hope and eats children.
Hills is looking kind of cute in that photo. I don’t know that I’d go to the prom with her, but I’d definitely be up for passing notes during homeroom.
Greg Hale of the Markham Group served as a key advance aide to Sen. Clinton, organizing political events for the campaign.
Oooooh… Any bets on whether he’s related to Ed Hale?
Well, I bought HRC3012.com. So there.
shortsshortsshorts: Definitely Liborachi.
WTF?
Joey Ratz: Ooooo, good catch!!
“Great shot, Hopey! That was one in a million!”
And so the Hill Star was destroyed. You thought you had seen the last of Darth Hillary.
You were wrong.
Even now, she broods inside her iron fortress in Chappaqua, preparing her website, building her Hilltard army, feeding off their hatred, their bitterness, their wounded sense of entitlement. She will grow stronger in the Dark Side, until…
“The Force is with you, young Hopey…but you are not yet re-elected! Hopey…I am your mother.”
“NO! That’s not true! It’s not possible!”
“Search your feelings…you KNOW this to be true!”
And in 2012, the Hilltard Army, 13 million strong, will burst forth upon an unsuspecting nation. Wave after wave of campaign workers will invade every state, bad-mouthing Democrats, demonizing Republicans, taking over committees, hijacking caucuses, tilting primaries, until there is only one…
“The Hillary Strikes Back”
Ssssssshhhhh…hawwwwwww.
Time for Obama to get a food tester.
Sara K. Smith,
She is up in the Senate in 2012 as well. Besides, rumor has it that Sen. Obama favors Senator Hagel (Republican) for VP. This could give her a much needed headstart here in 2008. Change is one thing, putting a Republican one heartbeat away from the presidency is another.
Sincerely and respectfully,
Mr-Clark