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You people make us proud. Here is the “Big Sale On Truck Nutz” quiz team in the “Geeks Who Drink” competition at some bar, we think in Colorado. “My team was named in your honor,” reports Wonkette operative Seth H. “We didn’t win, but we did come in last place, hurray! Intentionally! Because last place gets you the same free round as first place.” And that’s exactly how the Electoral College works, too! [Geeks Who Drink]
A SMOKING GAME AND A DRINKING GAME
Wonkette Drinking Teams Sweeping America
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Dibs on Wonkette Away Team woman in the Italian Dinner Jacket.
I will named my first born for you, as long as a picture of shorts is displayed in the photo-caption.
Oh Wonkette, the seed you sow!
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I am wetawded.
The bar is Catacombs in Boulder.
Psyched to have Wonkette operatives at our quiz, though I would have thought we’d have come on your radar for this quiz…
Best,
Dicker
Quizmaster-In-Chief
God bless these children.
Who’s the chubby one in the yellow tshirt? I might do him.
Ahh, the future of America. Brings a tear to my eye.
It’s the sensation that’s sweeping the nation.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
I’d do at least three of those chicks…probably.
Servo: Yeah? Minus the “fat” part, it worked for Bush until the mid-90s.
POUCH BY UGOFF!
Inebriation and physics go hand in hand.
Green t-shirted Irish über-valkyrie version of Aliens Pvt. Vasquez “LET’S ROCK!” side boob action…
schvitzatura:
She’s scouting for potential targets of that Heineken bottle.
I won’t believe those are Wonkette readers until I can verify they don’t have any pants on.
blackdontcrack: That’s Phil. He’s dating the green-shirted girl, whose name is Liz. Haha… These are my friends! And one of them is me! Can you guess which one?
Dude, dude, dude, yes, dude.
My trivia team changes its name each week, and I will present Big Sale on Truck Nutz to the group. But we win, a lot, because we’re oooooolllllddd. To the youth of America, I say, fuck you, you skinny, helalthy bastards. Suck my $50 house cash.
im sure i commented on this before…hmmm
+3 points for the Daniel Johnston t-shirt…
-3 points for the lack of tin foil hats [or alternatively, not bringing an orgone accumulator to the bar]…
one should remember that sometimes wearing ones Truck Nutz on ones sleeve isnt quite enough…next time, consider wearing them on your forehead…
if the focus of the game had been more in line with drinking in and of itself, id be appalled at your last place showing…but as it is, ill say job well done…..the questions were BS anyway, and i admire your strategic thinking……
I want to know you people!
My questions are bs?
I’ll fuck you up 2 times anabellum….two times!
Dibs on the chesty guy in the yellow. Yes, hello, handsome.
towelheadwannabe: The green shirt girl looks like a boy with boobs.