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- WOMAN, YOU ARE TOO RICH TO ACTUALLY EXIST: In case you haven’t heard about this yet, here’s what Cindy McCain said on CNN yesterday: “In Arizona, the only way to get around the state is by small private plane.” Uh, uh… and Michelle Obama drives a hybrid that doesn’t love its country! *RUNS TO PRIVATE PLANE* [Huffington Post]
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Real elitists get around in hovercrafts.
I disagree. If you buy a boat you can travel through the vast reaches of fake lakes and water-consuming golf-course ponds that those fuckers in Arizona find so near and dear.
Of course she’s right. I leave my private F-16 in the hanger next to where I keep my Playboy bunny harem and fabtrabulous gold ingots. The rest of you are such peasants.
Cunt.
She could take the SS Cunttrollop, but Arizona is land locked.
Hey, Cindy McCain, hope all yer dollars convert to INBEV MONEY.
Autogyro too good for you, woman?
Sheesh, trollop, you never heard of a ‘66 Thunderbird convertible?
T & L would like a word with you
Slave litter–only way to travel.
http://www.vroma.org/images/mcmanus_images/litter.jpg
i thought the only way to travel around arizona was to base-jump off the grand canyon.
what, little reporter, you never tried to run a senate campaign in the giant state of arizona?????
Ok, thanks for returning Arizona’s portion of the $40 Billion we spend annually in federal taxes on roads.
Cindy McCain once again provides insight into what it means to be a first class twat.
So everybody in Arizona has private planes? Holy shit, PHX must have the most-overworked air traffic controllers evar.
I remember when I was 18, I think,visiting a friend whose parents had recently retired to Arizona from Iowa, and we were driving from Phoenix out to the Salt River,in his parents car which was probably something Japanese. The windows were down, we were listening to David Bowie, who was brand new, and we were doing acid.
So, no, private plane is not the only way to get around Arizona, you cunt.
The only way to get around Arizona is by mule.
John McCain married Cindy because she reminded him of his ex, Marie Antoinette.
We’re going to need a lot more of these gaffes from Juan and his team to ensure the Dems don’t blow it again. Remember when the 2004 election was Kerry’s to win?
Wait, if the GOP people don’t consider that elitist, what do they think Barry travels around in? His own starship Enterprise? An arugula-powered zeppelin (the Hindinbarry)?
people, people…give the woman a break. she said “small.”
it would be different if she said “luxury 747.”
There’s also tubing down the Colorado river… bring a properly stocked cooler! Nice way to go…
ManchuCandidate: “Whaaaat? There’s no water left in Arizona? Let them drink beer!”
Chickie has a point, but she was misquoted “In Arizona, the only way to get around the state is by small private plane, while sipping Cristal!”
ManchuCandidate - oh, you have me howling!
V572625694: Like John McCain saying that he has the experience to win wars? Which wars were those, John? Iraq? Vietnam?
Maybe mccain will let cindy fly Air Force One after the election
tunamelt: burro, actually
I wish I could say I agreed with her, but I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name, and despite what anyone might say, it actually felt good to get out of the rain.
NotMyRealName:
What kind of man crosses an entire desert without giving his horse at least a nickname of some sort?
If you watch the video, you will see that Cindy was referring to the need for a private plane to make campaign stops on Walnuts’ run for the Senate. Sheesh! Give this trollop a break. It’s hard enough being a member of the Formerly Cute without also being slammed for faux elitism.
I thought the McCains tooled around in a 1929 Stutz Bearcat.
She has a point. When I want to get to Europe *really* quickly, I board my personal SR-71. Stopping at the exact country is an issue, especially Luxembourg, but I manage to hit Europe someplace.
I’m sure we won’t here a peep about this elitism from the right wing nuts, because (I kid you not) they are still upset that those elitist Obamas make a tuna sandwich with gherkins and Grey Poupon (ie, two ingredients you can find inexpensively at any supermarket in the country):
http://michellemalkin.com/2008/07/08/the-obamas-go-access-hollywood/
ReelectTilden: Silly, the Bearcat went out of production after the 1917 model. But yes, that is McCain’s personal ride.
With all the unrest in the world, I don’t think anybody should have a yacht that sleeps more than twelve.
Well, she doesn’t have a magic wand, you know.
WadISay: But you should see the magical things she does with John McCain’s wand.
What I’m trying to say is, Cindy McCain gives great handjobs.
RuperttheBear: Best Comment evar
Apparently there are no roads leading to Casa del Cunt.
Give her a break. You would be flying around if WALNUTS was beating the shit out of you up everyday.
To be fair, the plane does run on the methane caused by Bud shits.
In fairness to Cindy, poor people are fucking gross.
I thought that once a friend of mine and I road tripped around Arizona in a Geo metro, but we must have been mistaken. Apparently we were actually driving around in a small private plane, and I had no idea!
Real Zonies ride around on the backs of meth heads while dangling a bag of skittles and $5 just out of their reach.
I hope John McCain gave that cunt trollop a good beating after that DOOZY
WIFE BEATERS FOR JOHN MCCAIN 2008
Statements like this makes me regret that I didn’t shank WALNUTS! in the kidneys when I bumped into him at the Biltmore mall in Phoenix last fall. He won’t be so lucky next time.
In defense of Cindy, have you ever been to Arizona? There are like Mexicans in beat up pick up trucks on the roads. You have no idea where they have been and what poor diseases they might carry.
“Yeah, this economy is rough on everyone. Can you break a hundred?”–Homer Simpson
i haven’t tried it myself, but i’m betting i could get around just fine in a pickup truck with a six pack riding shotgun. Cindy’s welcome to come along if she’s got something, well, peppy, to pop or snort, cuz i get pretty drowsy after beer #4.
McCain was going to get the Stutz Bearcat back in ’17 but then the neighbor’s teenagers got one and that was the end of that.
And by flying you can’t see all the Mexicans in beat up pickup trucks on the roads. Everything is just ants. Tiny tiny little ants.
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Small private airplane? Is CinCin IFR and jet-rated on the Cessna Citation Excel?