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BARACK OBAMA IS THE HOTTEST JEW SINCE ERIC BANA IN ‘MUNICH’: According to 1 percent of respondents to a Pew research poll, Barack Obama is not a fire-breathing Muslim or a wingnut Christian but in fact a nice Jewish boy, just like Sammy Davis Junior. [Pew Research Center via The Plank]

  • Servo

    When do we get to see Michelle on Hebrew National hot dog commercials?

  • sanantonerose

    Hava nagila!

  • ManchuCandidate

    Oy Vey!

  • jagorev

    He really should have changed his name to Baruch about 20 years ago. He would have won Florida in a landslide.

  • bunnyhead

    oy vey

  • Noodle Salad

    Take that, Lieberman!

  • Jewdishoowary Square

    I for one would like to welcome Baruch O-baum to the tribe. See you on Friday night, Barry!

  • graceless

    [re=33730]sanantonerose[/re]: Thanks, rather have a tequila!

    Sorry. My bad. I’ll get coffee now. Sorry.

  • Serolf Divad

    Baruch Obamenheim

  • Walter Sobchak

    He’s as Jewish as Tevia!

  • Jewdishoowary Square

    P.S. Barry’s search for a new church just got more complicated.

  • Doglessliberal

    lots of Jewish Muslim gay crackhead terrorists out there, but he’s ours. Our Hopeywitz.

  • Jewdishoowary Square

    P.P.S. Look for John McCain to try and compensate with a rousing performance of “Tradition” at the Heritage Foundation.

  • 2goats

    So McCain becomes Panamanian to woo Latino voters, Barack throws crazy minister under bus, becomes Jewish. I don’t see it changing the outcome in November. All us Obamatards are going to have to learn to love Mogen David wines, but hey, I can do that. Only way I got through Thanksgiving at my first in-laws home.

  • Q2

    What’s the difference between a Rottweiler and a Jewish Mother? Eventually, the Rottweiler lets go.

  • Nasara

    Clearly, these are the same idiots who think that the Jews run everything…now, of course, that theory makes sense, since they also seem to think that literally EVERYONE is Jewish.

  • TGY

    That Barry, whatta mensch.

  • Q2

    Hey! Did you Wonkers hear about the new Japanese Jewish restaurant? SoSueMe.

  • Q2

    When does it get really hot in a Jewish bedroom? When the air conditioner breaks down.

  • Servo

    He’s got Sammy Davis eyes?

  • Q2

    [re=33752]Servo[/re]: Rooooooll you like you were dice!

  • scotterl

    HaHa nagila!

  • ForeignSickSpecialist

    Barack is a Hebrew name… Obama is an Arabic name… I guess he loves eating hummus after having circumcised sex through a hole in a sheet.

  • FMA

    [re=33752]Servo[/re]: Nope. He just has one of them. He keeps it in a box.

  • freakishlystrong

    He can schtup me anytime..

  • Monsieur Grumpe

    Christmas must be a very confusing time of year in the Obama household.

  • scotterl

    Off topic: Has anyone noticed that the Generation Kill ad to the left looks like they photoshoped a combat helmet onto a pic of Lou Reed from back in the 70’s?

  • ManchuCandidate

    [re=33760]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]:
    He just celebrates it all. It’s an Obama HanKwanRaMas. If he were not so religious then it would have been Festivus.

  • Jewdishoowary Square

    [re=33760]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: Actually, not really. You know how many American Jews celebrate Christmas? Heck, lots of those who don’t still put up a festive “Hanukkah Bush”.

    All this means is that Sasha and Malia have lucked into the same sweet two-gift-giving-holidays deal that I got growing up in a dual-faith family. Girls, remember to share your phat lewts with the other children.

  • Servo

    You! Shorty! Where’d you get all that jewelry?

  • AxmxZ

    Barack Obama? You mean that nice professor Barry from Hyde Park who lives across the street from the synagogue? He’s a mensch, that one.

    Uru, uru achim!
    Uru achim b’lev sameach!

  • bitchincamaro

    I knew an Italian plumber who could tell whether or not his customers were Jewish by looking in their kitchens– “Two-a sinks; mus’ be Joo.”

  • nbawriter

    Well … guess he doesn’t need a Veep with (Matzoh) balls, after all.

  • kudzu

    Isn’t he related to Ehud Barak?

  • Monsieur Grumpe

    HanKwanRaMas sounds like just another war on Xmas. Does O-Really know about this?

  • gurukalehuru

    Thus proving once again that there is no point of view so retarded that someone in America will not hold it.

  • Lionel Hutz Esq.

    Well, Obama’s performance as Tevye in high school was transcendent.

    However, in West Virginia and other bitter areas, being Jewish is probably worse than being Muslim. So I’m not sure if this helps anything.

  • ladymacbeth

    eric bana was also pretty hot as a greek, a tudor, several americans and a hulk.

    the fish thing? not so much.

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