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IDAHO BATHROOM GOBLIN

LARRY CRAIG FINALLY HAS INTERNET FRIENDS! One of you noticed Gay Larry Craig had no virtual pals on this FreedomSpeaks site, so a bunch of you people went over there and kindly befriended the Idaho Bathroom Goblin. Who says chivalry is dead? [FreedomSpeaks]


10:00 PM on Wed July 9 2008
By Ken Layne
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  1. SayItWithWookies says at 10:08 pm, July 9th, 2008

    Happy Dickmas in July, Senator Craig! From all of us degenerates — including the queers, atheists, potheads, lobbyists and maybe even some conservatives — here at Wonkette!

  2. ronaldpagan says at 10:12 pm, July 9th, 2008

    AWWW! Larry is gonna be contacting some of y’all new friends of his for a little one-on-one!

  3. SuperRounder says at 10:21 pm, July 9th, 2008

    Hidtha Salami is my favorite. I think Larry would agree with me.

  4. TJBeck says at 10:23 pm, July 9th, 2008

    http://www.freedomspeaks.com/citizen/jason

    Oddly enough, the mysterious Jason character has now listed Senator Craig as a foe. Is this sort of an endorsement by the site of our actions?

  5. ronaldpagan says at 10:30 pm, July 9th, 2008

    Organizational Memberships:

    Congressional Sportsmen’s Caucus
    Board of Directors, National Rifle Association
    Delta Chi fraternity

    Damn, he has covered all the bases for organizations in denial about their homoeroticism.

    Also, notice he listed all his business phone numbers. Let’s all call up during business hours and when they’re like “Senator Craig is not available at the moment” be like, “Oh, is he using the restroom?” Funny stuff, funny stuff.

  6. American Dreamer says at 10:49 pm, July 9th, 2008

    I may not be one of Larry Craig’s friends on FaceBook but Larry is my second most dedicated follower on manhunt.net and bigmuscle.com (and even men4now.com) after shortshortshorts

  7. tonyAZ82 says at 10:56 pm, July 9th, 2008

    Cruisers dont want friends.

  8. tonyAZ82 says at 10:58 pm, July 9th, 2008

    Cruisers dont want friends. however he may be a troll, wanting friends but not getting any.

  9. Johnny Zhivago says at 11:08 pm, July 9th, 2008

    Wow, after TWENTY hits in less than one day, my first thought would be massive spammer attack too…

  10. TJBeck: Senator Larry Craig is an sad excuse for the office he holds (we all know he really wants to hold something else).

  11. Quacker says at 11:28 pm, July 9th, 2008

    The wehz of teh gehz are mystery to me. I like to watch…..

  12. villageatrois says at 11:32 pm, July 9th, 2008

    Freedom Speaks changed many Wonkette names. Did they get divorced from Gawker too?

  13. Brutus Harlot says at 11:42 pm, July 9th, 2008

    Dear Fish4BrownTrout,

    Thank you for connecting Johnny Depp with Larry Craig. There aren’t words to describe what I think of you right now.

  14. Happy Fun Ball says at 11:53 pm, July 9th, 2008

    This suuden influx of affection from total outsiders is just the sort of mood-altering aphrodesiac that may lead Larry Craig to cut loose and pressue his wife into sex for the first time ever. Assuming he’s home now and has no access to male meth whores.

  15. Huh. It strikes me that Barry has only 4 total friends on that site, which strikes me as bull-crushingly unfair.

    Off to friend Barry!

  16. james_cambridge says at 1:25 am, July 10th, 2008

    I’ve done my part to preserve the Republic; I’ve friended Larry Cock under the moniker “Fabulous!”. I got this e-mail from them today….

    “Bi-Weekly Update - July 09, 2008

    Dear James XXXXXX,

    We seeing some very interesting traffic! It appears that our friends at WONKETTE.COM have written a blog that’s gotten some attention. They made a note that Senator Larry Craig didn’t have any internet friends (so sad…). Well don’t be sad any longer. Senator Craig now has over 20 friends (and a few more foes). Our question is now, though, why does he have more friends than Senators Obama, Clinton and McCain? ”

    He-he…they said “Bi”.

  17. InsidiousTuna says at 2:53 am, July 10th, 2008

    I love you guys. Toilet Goblin, Hidtha Sausage, and Fish4BrownTrout especially.

  18. NotUrEvryDayWEzl says at 2:54 am, July 10th, 2008

    I <3 you guys. Seriously.

    American Dreamer: I keep blocking him but he keeps creating new accounts to wink at me! And by him I mean shortsshortsshorts, obvi….

  19. NotUrEvryDayWEzl says at 2:56 am, July 10th, 2008

    InsidiousTuna: Oh, I kinda assumed YOU were Fish4BrownTrout

  20. DCBulloch says at 9:01 am, July 10th, 2008

    I befriended him but only because I needed a BJ.

  21. Good on the guy who runs that site for appreciating the traffic and not losing his mind of the kind of traffic.

  22. ForeignSickSpecialist says at 9:44 am, July 10th, 2008

    I removed myself from the site. Larry kept asking “Number 1, number 2, or number 3?” Anyone know what that means? Is it NUMBer, or numBER? And if it’s numBER, what the hell is numBER 3? I don’t think I wanna know…

  23. vicuna says at 9:51 am, July 10th, 2008

    Tap tap tap… tap. Tap tap.

  24. somelegalbitch says at 10:12 am, July 10th, 2008

    I feel like a mean girl just for looking at that.

  25. Paultardville says at 10:37 am, July 10th, 2008

    The Freedom Speaks dude is totally hitting on Wonkette in that post.

  26. james_cambridge says at 10:55 am, July 10th, 2008

    Paultardville: He’s totally hitting on me too. He friended me without my permission. I feel cheap and used. On the other hand, he’s kinda cute…if only I was a Republican. I would know how to handle a really gay situation like this.

    Heh, heh…I said “handle.

  27. shortsshortsshorts says at 12:10 pm, July 10th, 2008

    NotUrEvryDayWEzl: No fair! No attacking when the internet at my house is down!

    American Dreamer: You can only avoid me for so long, Tony.

  28. I’m not hitting on anyone. I’m happily married. :) I can’t help it if the Senator has made a pass at me though.

  29. I noticed that photo uploading broke (seems the time on my servers was not synced with Amazon’s S3 service). Feel free to now upload your sexually suggestive photos - no porno please.

  30. anabellum says at 9:36 pm, July 10th, 2008

    jason youre a good sport…but if you reallu want to make money, go into video games…

  31. james_cambridge says at 11:53 pm, July 10th, 2008

    No Jason…if you really want to make money, go into Gay-For-Pay porn. Your cute, boyish ass would be really super-popular, especially among U.S. Senators & assorted criminals.

    I smell a Wonkette centerfold in someone’s future!

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