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  • AGGREGATION SWEEPING THE NATION: Here’s a little deal where you can keep up with your favorite political news and gossip sites, such as your Wonkette. [Straight Up Politics]

12:20 AM on Tue July 8 2008
By Ken Layne
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  1. ronaldpagan says at 12:34 am, July 8th, 2008

    That would be a really good site, IF I cared about getting my politics from anywhere that’s not Wonkette. If someone can go more than three sentences without incorporating buttsex, why on earth would you waste your time reading their boring shit?

  2. Neilist says at 12:44 am, July 8th, 2008

    How 21st Century! Trivialities and misinformation 24/7/365!!!!!!

    And buttsex around-the-clock!

    Why, they need a special name for this kind of electronic information stream!

    How about calling it . . . .hmmmm . . .”Fox News Network”?

    Is that taken?

  3. Aggregation for the sake of aggregation. I can do the same thing with Firefox tabs. I’ll stick with Wonkette for he time being. It’s the only site where we can freely and openly discuss Truck Nutz.

  4. NotUrEvryDayWEzl says at 12:58 am, July 8th, 2008

    That’s actually kinda cute, but without pictures of adorable squirrels with huge NUTZ it’s just not worthy my processor time.

  5. ronaldpagan says at 1:02 am, July 8th, 2008

    kudzu: The MSM’s silence on Truck Nutz is DEAFENING. What else are they hiding from us?

  6. Darehead says at 1:41 am, July 8th, 2008

    Interesting Wonkette is “politics” rather than “gossip” whereas Gawker is “gossip” and HuffPo is both.ronaldpagan: so maybe we still don’t have enuf buttsecks?

  7. ronaldpagan says at 1:47 am, July 8th, 2008

    Darehead: Maybe we don’t have enough “Z-List New York Celebrity Takes Shit” articles. Not that I am trying to imply anything about Gawker’s journalistic integrity, but there’s a reason I only go there for the clips of cinematic gays.

  8. Oh, wow, I see the senate will pause for Jesse Helm’s funeral. Is that just one of their usual pauses or something special? Perhaps they could celebrate by actually getting some work done.

    Also, why would we need sites other than Wonkette? Ass-fucking covers such a lot of politics. Insert further brown-nosing comments here.

  9. ronaldpagan says at 1:58 am, July 8th, 2008

    TGY: Haha, ass-fucking, brown-nosing…

    Anyway, where did you find that Jesse Helms link? I hate all this “WAAAAAAAAHHHH a conservative icon died, and yeah, he hated black people (he called them ‘Freds’, how endearing), but doesn’t everyone?” shit. The Senate better be stopping work to have a pizza party.

  10. Rickish says at 2:57 am, July 8th, 2008

    “Straight Up CoolDesign” makes me want to “Straight Up ShootMyselfInTheHead”!

  11. SayItWithWookies says at 2:59 am, July 8th, 2008

    Ah, sweet. Because the internets is so confusing that I’d rather visit a site with a link to Wonkette than Wonkette itself. I’m going to write a full report about this conspiracy. And when Senator Craig reads about it, he’s going to be sooooo jealous. Heh.

  12. loquaciousmusic says at 8:36 am, July 8th, 2008

    Boy, when I visit that website, I’m really lost in a dream. Seriously: I don’t know which way to go. You all know that I wouldn’t like to get my love caught in the slammin’ door, but how about some information, please?

  13. loquaciousmusic says at 8:36 am, July 8th, 2008

    loquaciousmusic: Please please, a-please please?

  14. jagorev says at 9:19 am, July 8th, 2008

    Why the hell would I read any political site other than Wonkette and the Drudge Report? Isn’t the whole point here that Ken Layne reads those other sites for me and posts a link and snarky summary when there’s something worth reading?

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