GIMME GIMME GIMME: Here is an appropriately rat-sized “McCain Party Box,” one of the various cash crops that will be sold (for money!) at the upcoming Republican National Convention. What, pray tell, cums inside a McCain Party Box? [Sigh]. It will probably just be toffee or some other old man candy. [Star-Tribune]

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  1. Werther’s Originals, Buttermints, dentures, Depends, Metamucil, a colostomy bag, WALNUTS!, a rhinestone glove for “pimp slapping cunts,” a bottle of Viagra, liver spot cream, Rogain, a toothpick, a wheat penny, tiger balm, and powdered rhino horn for vitality.


  2. I’d love to cum inside Cougar McCains party box. Well, not really, but I figured it needed to be said.

    But seriously, I assume uppers for the missus.

  3. …those would be the balloons for angioplasty? All saying ‘Vote McCain’? Either that or the world’s smallest condoms for a ‘little fuck’.

  4. I hope its a box of condoms. If those fuckers wont abort they better stop shitting children out for the welfare system.

  5. “Whether they’re peddling $18 stuffed toy elephants that giggle when squeezed…..”

    Wonder if it also says “Don’t tell your mom about this, it’s our special secret.”

  6. its the McCain ‘true to life’ dildo…..meticulously reproduced in in specially aged vanilla flavored gelatin…if you want it to stay hard…keep it in the freezer…

  7. Yay! Everyone’s getting an onion to wear on their belt! Of course, it’s the big yellow ones, on account of the war.

  8. [re=30433]ForeignSickSpecialist[/re]: Don’t forget the Ensure!

    btw, Gotta think that Wally would support some form of birth control. He’s talking about doubling the child tax exemption to 7Gs. (though, I’m sure he’ll change his mind later.)

  9. Maybe: Viagra, Ecstasy, B-12, Astroglide single serv, and condoms.
    More likely: Centrum Silver, Ex Lax, and Doans pills. And the box makes a dandy coin purse.

  10. The party box isn’t big enough to hold supplies for a victory party.

    GOP must be planning on a second place, thanks for trying kind of party.

  11. At first glance, it appears empty- until the lucky RNC member discovers that it’s filled with an actual John McCain Old Man Fartā„¢! That’s change I can breathe in!

  12. thank god the fingers are in the photo to help us know the actual size.

    I’m shocked and disappointed with all this drugs talk. You should know better than that. Shame on you Wonketeers. Things republicans oppose in public (but enjoy in private) are off limits. Now something worth talkin about, oh yeah, mmmmmm

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